my stories :

a poetry from tigress : this is a little poem i made with my friend. i wrote it and she translated it. it's a cute poem i've ever made.

the admirer : tigress has a secret admirer who always watches over her in every night she is training.

the most beautiful thing : po says that love is beautiful and beautiful is tigress.

i'll make more stories they'll be posted soon when they're done. i would like to get more reviews and favs. don't forget to r n r.

If you have a tendency to repeat profile copy-and-pastes, post this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to repeat profile copy-and-pastes, post this in your profile.

If you have ever thought If I was Bella Swan, I'd tell Edward to go duel Jacob for my hand, and then run as far away as possible while they were busy, post this on your profile.

If you've ever thought, Holly! Artemis! What the bloody heck are you doing fighting Opal? Don't you know that Edward and Jacob are the root of all evil?!?! post this in your profile.

Como tu hablas mal espeñol, post this in your profile.

If you're a real-life grammar b* and have to stop yourself from correcting people ("Um, hello, people, it's worse, not badder.") copy this into your profile.

If you've looked a gift lama in the mouth, and soon found that they spit, post this in your profile.

I'd rather stand have to before God after living my whole life as an atheist, only to find out he's real, and say "I lived my life as a kind atheist," than to stand before God after living my whole life as a Christian and shunning people with different beliefs, and say "I lived my life as a bad Christian." If you're a die-hard Christian like me, but haven't got a problem with people with other beliefs, post this in your profile.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

92 percent of teens would die if someone told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent still alive. And would be laughing your backside off!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.(I have entire Universes in my head)

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Oh, you don't like me because I'm Catholic? That's okay, I love you anyway."- Anyonymous. If you

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

(Feel free to add your own below this).

On the Twizzlers Popsicles: Warning! Contents may be cold! (Because I like my popsicles hot an' toasty!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINKWhen you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you HATE discrimination.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

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Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

I have come to a conclusion. The reason smart kids hate school is the same reason not-so-smart kids do: it wastes time on stupid things when I could be doing better stuff. If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

Things you just don't do, or ask the people in Kung Fu Panda 1 or 2.

If mantis ever gets a girl friend, don't walk by and say, "Can't wait for the funeral."

Don't take Viper's ribbon, just don't.

Don't see how big a fish you can stuff in Crane's mouth.

Don't tie Monkey's tail in a knot, or to anything.

Don't lock Shifu in a cage with a hungry Po.

Don't try to get Po on a diet.

Don't give Tigress cat-nip. (though, a Kung Fu master high on cat-nip would be quite amusing...)

Don't video tape Tigress when she is high on catnip.

Don't taunt one of the Wolf warriors with a steak or a bone.

Don't let Viper anywhere near Harry Potter.

Don't let Viper anywhere near the Croc hunter dude. though he died some years ago. :(

if Po, and Tigress ever become more then 'friends' don't talk about the predator differences between a tiger, and a panda.

Hide your cookies in a sealed metal box, or you will find a nervous panda munching them the next morning.

Don't cover everything on the training coarse in butter.

Don't tell Po's dad to make 'duck noodle soup'. Too much of a resemblance.

If he does make duck soup, run away with your new knowledge of a cannibalistic goose in the Valley of Peace.

This last one is very special because I made it my very dear friend, ShadowBrook17!!

'You know you're a Tigress fan if...'

Every time she lands an awesome Kung Fu move, you start squealing and screaming!

You go out of your way to dress as her for Halloween. (That's me!)

You went out of your way to order a tiger build-a-bear and name it Tigress...for your birthday. ( I love my baby Tigress so much!)

You MADE her original outfit for your stuffed Tigress. (Took a long time, but TOTALLY worth it!)

Anytime there's face painting, you ask for tiger stripes!

She used to be your siblings favorite character until you drove them crazy by talking about her 24/7! (Poor little brother. He had no choice!)

On every electronic device you have, Tigress is your backround.

You watch the movies every weekend, just to see Tigress.

Every time you hear the word Tiger or Tigress, you quote one of her lines!

Your bedroom door is COVERED with Tigress pictures and quotes.

You never draw. But you try, even though it stinks, to draw Tigress.

In every journal entry, you always say 'I LOVE TIGRESS!' 'TIGRESS FOREVER!' 'TIGRESS ROCKS!'

You believe you are the TRUE human Tigress.

You ALWAYS get Tigress on the kfp quizes. If you don't you say there's something wrong with the quiz.

Tigress has become your nickname.

If you are a true Tigress fan, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to mine: MusicalNinja15, ShadowBrook17, anisaja