Hi, I'm Secret Dancer!

My name is Alice.

I also have and Honorable Mention in the Writers of the Future contest.

I am working on getting things set up so that I can upload myself reading NCHS to Youtube! My friend Darkblade County is letting me upload to her channel as soon I get things worked out. I look forward to reading to you on Audacity on a broken laptop as soon as possible!

I am known as the professional Ninja assassin.

I am also an extreme City of Heroes fan.

I try to write either humorous or dark stories.

I love when I make readers cry! Sorry guys...

I take requests only if I think I can write the idea like it should be written.

I've taken a break from working on NCHS pt II since I am currently working on getting some books ready to be published since I want to be published at 15. I do not know when the next update will be. Thank you all for being patient.

I have the requested: Ninja Assassin's Series

There's my story that's requests sent in by readers:

I also have multi-chapter stories:

And finally I have my one-shots:

Warning: Below this line is dangerous! Make sure you wear your lab coat and safety goggles! Proceed with caution!

Favorite Quotes:

"The loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest smile the brightest, and the most damaged people are the wisest all because they don't want someone to suffer like they do." -Anonymous

"Do not put off until tomorrow what can be done today." -Thomas Jefferson

"It was a mistake," you said. But the cruel thing was, it felt like the mistake was mine, for trusting you."-David Levithan, The Lover's Dictionary

"Sad how the same people who say they care about you are the same ones who tear you down when they get the chance."-Nishan Panwar

"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live"-Norman Cousins

"Killing is not so easy as the innocent believe."- J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it."- Tennessee Williams, The Mild Train Doesn't Stop Here Anymore

"Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun."-Mignon McLaughlin, journalist and author

"When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionable."-Walt Disney

"Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach the stars to change the world."-Harriet Tubman

"The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep." -Robert FrostHope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. You wait and watch and work: you don't give up."-Anne Lamott

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at anytime."-Mark Twain

"Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up." -Robert Frost

"The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a final moment, but it is no less a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy. A man does what he must- in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures-and that is the basis of all morality."

- John F. Kennedy

"It's so much darker when a light goes out than it would have been if it had never shone."

―John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discovery

"Learning to trust is one of life's most difficult task." -Isaac Watts

"Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."

- Richard M. Nixon

"Do the thing we fear, and the death of fear is certain." -Ralph Waldo Emerson.

"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -Abraham Lincoln

"Freedom lies in being bold." -Robert Frost

“If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?” -Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper

"Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they speak sense." -Robert Frost

"The best way out is always through." -Robert Frost

"Fear is never a reason for quitting; it is only an excuse." Norman Vincent Peale

"Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow." -unknown.

"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say who keep on saying it." -Robert Frost

All my words come from one important place that everyone has no matter how much they say they don't care, and that place is the heart. For without feelings then the world would be a poorly done black and white portrait. Think of a flat wall with black paint splattered on it and then a poorly done cover job, that would be life.-Lightning Frost but inspired by Pewlagon

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!

9. You get to wear a white lab coat! (ooh la la)

10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets. (aka a blender and toaster.)

11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt. (NO SUSPENDERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)

12. You get to wear creepy masks.

13. Keyword: Power! You get lots of it.

14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. Did I just say that out loud?

15. We get a vacation unlike the Jedi's.

16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing. (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black.)

17. We get to order our minions around.

18. When no one is looking, we have funny faces contests.

19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it.

20. Sometimes, we hijack the TV studios and make our own commercials.

21. HOT BAD GUYS!!!

22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you.

23. We have hot fudge sundaes every Tuesday!

24. The reason you joined

I'm going to tell a little story about Friendship:

One day a little girl was stabbed in the back by her first friend. She had trusted this girl with every secret, every story, everything and then that girl started being a jerk to her and hurt her feelings and broke her. The little girl was mortified, her first taste at friendship and she was wounded like this. The little girl had been bullied for two years prior to this and one had threatened to kill her. This 'friend' had told her new friend every secret, every story, and how weak and pathetic the little broken girl was. The little girl would go home where that week her parents were having an argument and were threatening to get a divorce. They were going to go through with it. The little girl would cradle her younger sister and they cry themselves to sleep every night. After the parents cooled down they were still happily married however the little girl was always sad and lonely. She had no one to trust anymore. Eventually the little girl met a boy who was just like her, they were the best of friends but then he moved and they lost contact except by a computer game the girl loved to play. The little girl thought of him as her bestest friend in the entire world. When she entered sixth grade after she moved she started thinking about him all the time and writing about what she was thinking about him. The girl didn't want to make anymore friends so she wouldn't get her heart broken again. She still had scars. The girl carried on to seventh grade and realized that since the end of sixth grade-where she didn't talk to anyone at school(they didn't talk to her) for sixth months- she had depression. The girl had all this confusion and sadness and anger and it was all because she got bullied and her 'friend' stabbed her in the back and she didn't know how she felt about the boy. A few months later the girl found a site called Fan Fiction. She fell in love with the stories on that sight and then her and another girl started talking on there about their stories and then they got to know each other. The girls found out the y were the same and the little girl came out of depression because she knew she wasn't alone. Funny how this website could hold the most important friendships in it. She didn't find an escape, she found someone to stand with her through everything and she could vent and not be judged negatively because everyone else here had a story to tell. The little girl's friend was going through Hell basically and the little girl and another friend she made on Fan Fiction began to try and help the other girl who they didn't know. These girls formed a triangular bond that held them together. One was the soul of creativity, one held the emotions and one was there to be a part of something special. They all had a bond that held them together. The little girl was no longer little and she was never alone, because she had to get her heart broken a few times to find the special others to mend it.

Copy and paste if you can relate, cried while reading, or have a best friend on Fan Fiction that you can really relate to.

1.YOUR NOBODY NAME (take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Lexxa

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aleizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dragon

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Lea Thunder

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Moralcoz

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Mountain Dew

7. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lreosde

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Michelle Isaac

9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Money

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME (type your name with your elbow): Aodsc3poxesw

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from abercrombie

You own something from pacsun

You own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale

You have more than one house

Total : 2

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark

You dislike preps.

You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 5

PUNK

You can skateboard

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse

You hate MTV

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total : 3

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading.

You don't care what you look like

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 7

EMO

You cut yourself over depression

You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses.

You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music

You hate being called emo.

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem

You think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 8

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or a lot.

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance

Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

hair has been died more than 1 color.

Total: 5

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

You have a specific number

Total: 1

RESULT: I'm Emo

It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'.

It's funny how good memories always make you cry.

It's funny how forever never seems to really last.

It's funny how'd much you'd lose if you forgot your past.

It's funny how "friends" can just leave you when your down.

It's funny how when you need someone they're never around.

It's funny how people forgive, even when they can't forget.

It's funny how one night, can contain so much regret.

It's funny how ironic life turns out to be.

But the funniest part of all? None of that's funny to me. :/

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

MY ANSWERS:

1. Louis; He's my friend. Completely platonic here.

2. Black; I'm not aggressive, sorry

3. A; Not really

4. December; Boy, ain't that the truth!

5. White; I don't think I've met them yet. :(

6. Roux; actually that's my OC for a story

7. 10; Hahahaha! Yeah, no.

8. Florida; hahhahaha! Tell that to my therapist! "I am diagnosing you with high anxiety." hahahaha

9. Ocean; Spontaneous, no. People pleaser, yes but I'm learning to say no.

10. I wish I could publish my book series and live in Washington

People who hate stereotypes (bold what you are!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f* them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (I am a lesbian so…)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (or at least school-smart)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my own SPIRITUAL IDEAOLOGY therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY. (I’m a lesbian so…)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I am a lesbian so…)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I CUT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.

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