Torry Bum
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 09-11-09, id: 2080407, Profile Updated: 11-29-09
Author has written 1 story for Host.

Best Anita Blake Quotes

GP, pg 12

Anita to her friend Catherine

"Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eyes."

GP, pg 32

Anita to Jean-Claude

"I killed the things that gave me this scar."
He replied: "What a lovely coincidence. So did I."

GP, pg 36

Anita about Monica

I hate to waste a really good threat.

GP, pg 103

Anita to Phillip

"I'm a very judgmental person. It's one of my faults."

GP, pg 200

Anita musing

"I talk to myself every once in awhile. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes, I even take it."

GP, pg 223

Anita about Edward

Who knows, maybe Death slept with a teddy bear?

CotD, ch 6

Anita after Yasmeen rubs her breasts over Anita's pointed gun

"Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?"
"I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said.
"I rest my case."

CoD, pg 294

Anita, at the end of the book

"Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I'd just like to meet one who's human"

BO, pg 114

Anita's musing to herself.

"Great. Every time I thought I understood the rules, they changed. Why was it that the fucking rules always seemed to change for the worse?"

BO, pg 418

Anita's musing to herself.

"He thought I might say something to piss someone off. Who me?"

OB, pg 442

Anita

"When I was a little girl, I'd have given a small body part to have a pink canopy bed, and ballerina wallpaper would have been perfect."

NiC, pg 305

Anita's thoughts

‘The true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six.

ID?, pg ??

"If there's another murder, all bets are off. Murder takes precedence over watching my boyfriend strip."

ID, pg ?

"I am the Executioner. Murder someone in my town, and I'm the one that you get to see. Once."

DM, pg 163

Anita talking to Samuel

"No, life isn't fair, but I try to be."

BN, ch 32

Anita to Peterson as they join the bachelorette party

"Jason flirts like he breathes. Both will stop only when he’s dead."


Best Twilight Quotes


“You and Billy gossip like old women.” Bella, Eclipse.

“Penguins. Lovely.” Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies."-Jacob, Eclipse

"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon

"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
-Bella, New Moon.

"I prefer brunettes.”
— Edward Cullen

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” — Emmett Cullen

“This hostage stuff is fun.”
— Alice Cullen

"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
- Edward

“Fall down again, Bella?” — Emmett Cullen

"No Emmet, I punched a wear wolf in the face." _ Bella

"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak."-Edward

"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." Bella

"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
-Jacob

"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -- Edward Cullen

"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
-- Alice Cullen

"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
- Bella Swan

"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
-- Bella Swan

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-- Bella Swan

“Which is tempting you more, my or my body?”
-Bella

"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan

“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black


Anita Blake Meets the cullens Ch 2 picks

Anita’s Hoddie =

Anita’s Green skinnies =

Anita’s Black flats =

Nathaniel’s Jeans =

What Anita Signed to Edward =

Edwards Reply =

Anita Signed to Edward again =


Anita Blake Meets the cullens Ch 2 picks


Anita’s Basement =

Damian’s coffin =

The Host Challenge reviews
I am setting a challenge to see who can right the best host healer story, but not just any healer.
Host - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete