Um...hi.

As you probably guessed, I'm The Author Number Two, and this is a page about me that you decided to read for some strange and unknown reason.

I am twelve years old, and was confused when some people four or five years older then me decided they like my story. I am a girl. I live off reviews. My best friend is bookwormtiff, but if you want to complain about my grammer, complain to her. My other friends are Bubbles311 and ThomasMoore.

The picture is me, except older and prettier. Tiff drew it. Same hair and eye colour, but I have a lot more freckles and my hair tends to either really frizzy or perfect ringlets other than the way nicer in-between thing that the picture has.

My current fandom is the Bartimeaus Trilogy. I write mostly Barthananiel, because I think it's funny, but I'm O.K with most of the pairings. I don't particalarily like Bart/Kitty, but thats mostly because of all the people that say "oh my god, I'm writing Bart/Kitty - I'm so original. Not like those stupid people that write Nat/Kitty". No, guys. I've checked. There is more Bart/Kitty than any other pairng. Bart/Kitty can be an allright pairing. Don't ruin it.

I usually enjoy reading and writing really weird pairings that would never work. For all the people who ask, THAT is why I write Barthaniel. Plus I think it's really funny and pretty cute.

Even though my only two fics are Bartimeaus Trilogy, I've got plans for Artemis Fowl, The Hunger Games and Rangers Apprentice. Normal pairers, beware.

Sites that could be abandoned if everyone had a fanfiction account:

Facebook/Myspace
All email/instant messaging sites
Those weird poll sites
Any other publish your own story sites (obviously)