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Hello Fan Fiction World hope you like my stories. Sorry my page is dull but i like to write and i hope you like my stories. I am a MAJOR Percy Jackson and Harry Potter Fan so... thats mainly what my storys are about. I will try to update weekly depending on school and other stuff.

So here is some stuff about me i love to sing, dance, act, write, and i love my BFF XxNineInTheAfternoonIsRealxX love ya sister

So dont stay here reading my profie and read my stories!

"If you give up there was no point in starting."

-K.M.R.

"When you read someones writing you see a little bit of there past."

-K.M.R.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13 Twin4, Peanutbutterrocks

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there are three types of people in this world, the people who can count, and the people who can. If you're group 3, then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

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93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, ObiBettina7,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13 Twin4 Peanutbutterrocks

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

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For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

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Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you cluod raed taht put it in yupr pfilroe!

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

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If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DONT DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Glitterthorn, PinkFuzzBall, Eien no Akumu, COOKIEMONSTER0077, Angel.of.Guilt, Lucy Ashley from Fairy Tail, Naturesshadows, THE LOLLIPOP ASSASSIN, ArTyStoLe, Peanutbutterrocks

10 WAYS TO BE S-T-U-P-I-D

1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At.

2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.

3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.

4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.

5. Try To Sell Your Money.

6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.

7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.

8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.

9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.

10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

How to annoy your parents.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Pretend to have amnesia.

3. Say everything backwards.

4. Run into walls.

5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

8. Say all of the words in a film.

9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"

11. Talk to a pen.

12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

13. Try and climb the wall.

14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

15. Eat your hair.

16. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"

17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"

18. Pretend to be a phone.

19. Try to swim in the floor.

20. Tap on their door all night.


SECRET!!!

[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.

[2] The answer is to look at 11.

[3] Don't get mad and look at 15.

[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.

[5] First, look at 2.

[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.

[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.

[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.

[9] Be patient, and look at 4.

[10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7.

[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6.

[12] Sorry, look at 8.

[13] Don't get mad and look at 10.

[14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3.

[15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY "DING!" at each floor.

8) SAY, "I wonder what all these do?" Then push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh . . ." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino . . .)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Sayings and how I think they should go( a TLA original):

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade- When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, When life gives you water you make lemonade, When life gives you sugar you make lemonade, now if you don't have any of these things GO TO THE STUPID STORE AND BUY SOME BECAUSE I WANT A GLASS FRIKIN LEMONADE!!!!

Sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you- Sticks and stones may break your bones but words will leave deep emotional scars that only 0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999991% of the adult population will ever manage to heal.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, as long as you perfect your aim because if you hit him right here on the head it will give him a concusion.

Most girls like pink

Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up

Most girls yell at rain

Most girls love guys who don't love them

Most girls be what other people want them to be

Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved

Most girls are selfish

Most girls are fake But. . .

Other girls like red

Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday

Other girls play in the rain

Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them

Other girls be themselves

Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved

Other girls care for others before themselves

Other girls are real

Most girls think this is stupid and hate it, Other girls will love this and post it immediately

STUPID PRODUCT LABELS:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Yeah, that's kind of hard to do, you know, use while sleeping).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (How fun to be a shoplifter).

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed).

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (Really? Amazingly ingenious).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Too late!).

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (Well, it would save time...).

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (Ya we can really help stop those traffic accidents if we just get those toddlers to stop driving).

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (I would hope so).

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Um. Okay...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (And my other options were...).

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Which would be...?).

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Oh wow. I didn't know that before).

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Amazing. No one could ever do that without the help of the instructions on this packet. Great).

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (I believe that was implied).

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (So you don't want kids jumping off buildings, arms outstretched?).

I found this Hilarious ! _

Here are some good things these people did

Lady Gaga taught me it’s ok to be different.

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

TRY THIS!: Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS: FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" (or would be the one who tripped you, laughed, helped you up, tripped you again, and continued to laugh)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Would've already killed the person who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs, while looking back and yelling, "RUN BOY, RUN!!!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason there after me.

FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public

BEST FRIENDS: Are making a fool of themselves next to me.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. B

EST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

,Peanutbutterrocks :)

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Another Gibbs by sorafallenangel11 reviews
Albus Dumbledore made a great mistake on the night of October 31st 1981 - he chose the wrong boy-who-lived. So Lily and James Potter gave up little Harry to his relatives, so they could raise their saviour - Charlus Potter. But now that it is time for their children to start Hogwarts, they want Harry back. Only, he isn't Harry anymore. He's Jasper Gibbs.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,268 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 4,631 - Follows: 6,024 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Of Claws and Talons by quillstrike reviews
Sequel to OQaS but can be read independently / As a HIGHLY respectable (okay, so maybe she's laughed at more than she's taken seriously but that's besides the point) solicitor, Adela Lancaster can confidently inform you that, yes, she is now even more awesome than before. Of course, that doesn't mean that Ragnuk (or one git-erm, Al Potter) will treat her any differently...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 162,936 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Albus S. P., OC] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Dumbledore's Questionable Plan by silvershadowrebel reviews
Dumbledore fears the upcoming battles against Voldemort. So, he asks his old friend, Chiron, to send reinforcements. Chiron sends Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico to pose as wizards and help win the war. As they attend Hogwarts, the Golden Trio becomes suspicious on their identities. Will they blow the demigods' covers before the war is over? T for violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,328 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P., Nico A.
Sofia by hathawayjackson reviews
after her parents divorced at 4 now with a new family Sofia Jackson has no interest in her birth mother. after her divorce from Percy, Annabeth has built a successful career. after a run in with the daughter she gave up her life seems a lot less accomplished. follow mother and daughter through fights and discovering what they both need. Chapters 2-4 redo bad at summarys. some ooc
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 11/20/2012
Present, Let Me Introduce You to the Past by Alice J. Nightshade reviews
Using a portal to escape from a demon attack in NYC Clary and her friends stumble into the dining room of the London Institute in the year 1878. How will the shadow hunters of the past react to the wild ways of these teens from the future? Was their entrance into the past purely accidental? And will they even have a past to go back to? Adopted from SarahHeartsCatz
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,725 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 6/11/2013
God of Light and Goddess of Night by Mrs.Gotenks reviews
He is a Malfoy. He was named after Stars. He was named after the Sun. He was named after Light. He is only Dark. She was named after beautiful pure flowers. She was named after the Moon. She was named in Darkness. She is only light. Together they seem impossible. Yet, together they are so right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,426 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014
Letters For Rose by underneathasycamore reviews
When Hermione is told that she is going to die, she arranges for her daughter to receive a letter every year that she is at Hogwarts. In these letters, Hermione tells her daughter the truth about herself, the whole truth. Slight AU. Set after 7th book (prior to epilogue) into next gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,847 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Rose W. - Complete
Letters For Rose: Epilogue by underneathasycamore reviews
Epiloque to "Letters For Rose". For Rose, the easy path would have been never telling her father about the letters that her Mother left her. But if Rose learned one thing about herself, it was that she never took the easy way out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Rose W. - Complete
Jude Porter and the Next Generation by Gamer AlchemistZ reviews
Jude Porter is a boy who didn't really seem like much. That is, until he found out he was a wizard. He is kicked out of his home and finds himself living with other wizards as he starts his first year of Hogwarts. There he meets James Potter and the two become inseparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - OC, James S. P. - Complete
City of Crossed Time by aprill99 reviews
The MI gang tries a Portal to a Clave meeting in London but end up in 1878 after a Magnus style mistake. The MI and ID gangs meet up and have to deal with Mortmain and meeting their distant family members. MI tries to get back to their time. Can the world take the combined sarcasm of Jace and Will? Better than it sounds I promise! Pairings are the same as the books
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,051 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Tessa G., Will H.
Abigail Lily Potter: Red Headed Rebel by benedickybird reviews
Here it is! The second story! This is her third year, in which Harry comes into the story. Enjoy! Story 2 - 3rd Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 9/22/2012 - OC, George W.
Guarded by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
It was the same pattern: redhead girl found, strangled, with her hair cut off. They called him the Haircut Killer. And everything was fine and dandy until he started targeting me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,923 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Unwanted Daughter by FluffleNuff reviews
A girl tries to find the reason for her existence. She finds a whole lot more.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012
Hogwarts, Quidditch, and Oliver Wood by littleblueghost reviews
A look into Katie's Bell's life as she attends Hogwarts, plays quidditch, and deals with friends and relationships. It also takes into account the various ups and downs of her slowly developing relationship with Oliver Wood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,357 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
DADA, Made the Seaweed Brain Way by SAVE THE NARGLES reviews
Eighteen year old Percy Jackson comes to teach at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But takes Defence Against the Dark Arts a whole new direction. Will this help Harry Potter? And what secrets are being held inside and outside Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
These Steel Cables by Darkness' Embrace reviews
The story of a girl with marks on her silk-paper skin and a boy with hatred on his heart. And ultimately, how they save each other in every way but the one that matters. Told in three parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Universally Acknowledged by Realmer06 reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Malfoy who insists on being perpetually mysterious must be prepared to deal with an insatiably curious Weasley. Rose/Scorpius with a healthy measure of Pride and Prejudice thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,502 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
I'm Mad, Just like My Mother by XxNineInTheAfternoonIsRealxX reviews
Elizabeth is the daughter of Alice Kingsley. She is just as mad as her mother. Soon she is to follow in Alice's footsteps down the mysterious rabbit hole, and meet some rather interesting friends (as well as a couple enemies) in the dark realm that is, Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012
The Divided Ones by Fluentinsaucyness reviews
HIATUS When all gods and male demigods think that female demigods aren't strong enough or smart enough the goddess decide that the girls get to have their own camp. 200 years has passed since that incident but something is likely to change that. For better or worse. not good at summary rest inside HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Demigods, Witches, Wizards, and an Oracle by MiaHominaTelosWrit reviews
Percy, Thalia, Annabeth and a few others go to Hogwarts as "Exchange Students" for a few days they stay with Ron and his family can they get to know each other without revealing the fact that they're demigods? And will Nico actually make friends? Find out in Demigods,Witches, Wizards, and an Oracle by fantasybookworm2012. takes place in between TLO&TLH and during Order of Phoneix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,319 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
Murder Isn't Simple by apollo7448 reviews
They definately didn't know what they were getting into. For them it was just a normal case. How were they supposed to know that they had just gotten themselves knee deep in dirty business? Nobody is who they seem. Will they catch this killer and put an end to her rein of terror?
Crossover - NCIS & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012
Two Special Schools by gigi14.15 reviews
The Gallagher Academy does an exchange with Hogwarts. Some old enemies come back to haunt both schools. Zack is not in the picture - yet. CammiexHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009
No Place For Mortals by curiosity-driven reviews
Annabeth is accepted into Gallagher! She's, of course, in the gangs suite. But the sneaky, snoopy girls just can't help but following the mysterious Annabeth to camp. Things start to get real interesting when Chiron makes her bring them in.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,714 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Annabeth C., Cammie M. - Complete
1000 Years reviews
Percy Jackson and Annmarie Edwards are on the run. Their situation looks hopeless until Chaos steps in. CURRENTLY IN EDITING 7/11/15
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,315 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Percy J., Zoë N. - Complete