I guess your hear to learn about me, huh? If not my stories are down below or the back button is easily accessible.

I'm a girl and I'm 15. I like role playing games and the color silver. I can say cat in seven different languages. I know big words but I can't pronounce them. I love to read. I have a sarcastic sense of humor. I'm really quiet. My favorite number is eight. I'm the middle child in my family. My mom and dad are divorced. My mom thinks I have problems cough-antisocial-cough. I have been kicked out of my mom's house fourteen times and counting. I used to have a Saint Bernard. I'm an atheist. I like music. I recently found out that HOUSE M.D. is the best show ever, really. I have a normal life.

I love to write but my writing happens to be horrible. Yep, my grammer and spelling isn't worth a cent. Though plots come easily and are always way better than what actually happens. Mlah, such is life I guess.

I like anime, alot. My favorite characters are as such: (Not that it matters)

Yu Yu Hakusho - Hiei, Yukina, Yuusuke

InuYasha - Kagura, Sango, Kohaku, Kerara and Kanna

FMA - (Anime) 1st Lieutenant Hawkeye, Colonel Roy Mustang, Lust

(Manga) Al, Ran Fan, Greed, Barry the Chopper,

X-men - X-23, Logan, Rouge, Remy, Ororo

Naruto - Hinata, Shippudden Sakura, Temari, Kabuto, Shikamaru

Karin - Anju

Noir - Chloe, Kirika

Yu-Gi-Oh - Ryou, Bakura, Marik, Joey, Isis

Gunslinger Girl - Rico, Triela

My favorite authors are - Anne Bishop, James Patterson, Elisabeth Moon, Jane Lindskold, and many more.

I love to write crossovers as the plots seem to meld together better and they're also my favorite to read. If you've read a good one recently please tell me.

Hey, this is the address to MonstersWorld. It's an RPG about the war between Werewolves and Vampires. Ahem, please join even if you don't want to play 'cause I get stuff ( coins, so I can buy a really big sword and smite evil vampires with it _) if you create a character and it's really fun. If you already have a character my name is lupah. So please check it out.

Random funny (or not so funny) quotes:

“Why is it that demons never have anything good to say? It's all 'Soon you will die' and 'Hell is coming' and 'Beware your doom.' Never just, 'Seasons Greetings from the Underworld!'" - Yusuke

Neji Hyuuga can see through trees, but can he see why children love cinnamon toast crunch? Because they were destined to! No because there is a cinnamon sugar swirl in every bite. - Yung-san from Naruto Earth

/Yami!/ Yuugi squeaked back. /Killing people bad! Remember? Grandpa paid a lot of money for those therapy sessions./
//I don't need anger management.// Yami replied coolly. //I need a really big gun, but nooooooooooo. Never give the post 5000-year-old DEAD Ex-Pharaoh a sniper rifle. He might hurt himself with it.//

"What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer."

'When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.'

"We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’"

"Ok this is stupid, childish and dangerous... we start on three"

“Sir, drop the hand and step away from the bureaucrat.” - Hawkeye in FMA

"HELP! I’m in a truck full of psychic cannibals!” -Kuwabara

"Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying."

"OMK" (oh my kami)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. (nope)

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

8.) You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

9.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

10.) You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

11.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

12.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

13.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

14.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger

"Its a ninja thing, You wouldn't understand"

He eviled down the hall. (My friend lords down hallways.)

I could say something witty, but then again, I just did.

-If life gives you lemons. . . make apple juice and laugh as the fools try to figure out how you did it."

-Think positive. Stay Negative.

"Losing faith in humanity, one person at a time"

"I am not skipping school, I'm on a self motivated field trip."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."- Herb Caen

"If they have fruit flavored gum, what would gum flavored fruit taste like?"

"Hmph. I hate ninja's. They stole my idea. Now I'll have to kill them." - Hiei (I don't think this is from either the manga or anime)

Marik was thinking. It was a hobby he had picked up recently to replace his old one of 'try to take over the world.'

"Smoking can kill a person, you should try it some time." Uh actually don't.

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won't expect it back."

"Children seldom misquote you. In fact they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."

I am a brainless Zombie that prefers to eat brains shaken, not scrambled, and will randomly gnaw on people's ankles because they taste like horseradish. I enjoy long walks on the beach and find little children extremely tasty with a pinch of salt and Mayo.

"You can do anything you set your mind to, when you have the vision, the determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor."

"So many idiots... so few bullets."

"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, your not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."

"You know how to use that thing?"(points at sword)
"Sure...the pointy end goes into the other guy."

"So what do we need besides a miracle?"
"Guns. Lots of guns."

"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"

Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

A simple friend will pay the bail when you get arrested. A real friend will be sitting next to you, saying "Damn, wasn't that fun?"

"They said I couldn't build a castle in the swamp, so I did it to show them! And it sank into the swamp. So I built another one! And it sank into the swamp. So I built a third! That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp."

Yami stalked through Knockturn Alley like a man on a mission... a highly pissed, I've-had-a-bad-day-DON'T-look-at-me-cross-eyed-or-I'll-carve-your-heart-out-with-a-dull-spoon-and-make-you-like-it man on a mission.
Seto would have been proud.
~History of Magic

Liars, backstabbers, cheaters, promise breakers, gossipers ...welcome to High School.

"All I did was murder Butajiri!"-Sakkyo

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
and I get how Rock can beat Scissors,
but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile?
Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody.
A rock would tear that up in about 2 seconds.
When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say,
'Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you'"

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

'If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?'

'FIGHT BACK! Fill out your tax forms with Roman numerals.'

'Some say reading is good. I say: Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is corrupt. Corruption is a crime. And crime doesn't pay. So if you read you'll go broke.'

'I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.'

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.

I'm not closed minded, you're just wrong.

Remember, pillage then burn

homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies

A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

"There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance."

"Are you REALLY gonna remember to stop, drop and roll when you're on fire?"

"If a safety pin, duct tape, or a bandaid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem."

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." -Groucho Marx

"Sorry, a thirty-two foot killing machine wanted a word with us." - Hiei

Inquisitor: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise, our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless visionary, there are three weapons, fear, and surprise, and ruthless visionary, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, our four weapons...amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear- ah, come in again.
Man: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Inquisitor: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst...our weaponry, are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless visionary, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope and nice red uniforms- oh, damn.

"If only Hiei were here, we could use his Jagan Eye to find himself!" - Botan

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

“Wow, aren’t we randomly determined today?”

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup." ~Anonymous

"Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested." -Kurama

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

"If you have a noble plan to stop me, I suggest you write your will now." -Hiei

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

The surest sign that there is inteligent life in the universe is the fact that they haven't tried to contact us.

"It's impossible, it's illogical, and it's against my religion." -Miroku

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

"Clones are people two!"

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories."-Stainslaw J. Lec

"I don't know. But attempting to interfere with the situation before we understand it is-" Hiei
"What we always do?" Yusuke
"Inordinately stupid." Hiei
"Yeah. What we always do." Kuwabara

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

"A man can be destroyed but not defeated."-Ernest Hemingway

A monkey riding a unicycle in a ballerina's tutu going up the pyramid of the great god Monkeeeeeeeeiy once told me, "two wrongs don't make a right... but three rights make a left. And now it's time for the show! La Cucaraaaaacha, La Cucaraaaacha, Enchilada blah blah blah..." : Nazaire the Vampire

"The walls we build around us to keep out the saddness also keeps out the joy."-Jim Rohn

"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world."- R.D. Lang

"I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear."- Margret Smith Uhh...

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then, you're pretty much doomed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Only in America...do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counter.

"We, who are about to die, salute you,"

I’ve given up trying to escape from reality, they always find me anyway.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. – Albert Enistein

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Don’t Drink and Drive...You Might Hit A Bump and Spill Your Drink. - bumbersticker

Yami Bakura held up his hand. "I swear on my honor as the king of thieves that no utterance of this shall escape my lips."
Bakura rolled his eyes. "Translation: the whole school will know by next week."

"Guy saves the world, STILL has to do algebra!" -Yusuke

"Certainty of death? Small chance of victory? What are we waiting for?"

"You know,a few years ago, this would've seemed really weird to me."

"Hello Beastie," Last words of Jack Sparrow. POTC 2 (So sad. T.T)

Gandalf:"Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdroping!"
Sam:"I wasn't dropping no eaves sir, honest!"
Gandalf:"What did you hear? Speak!" Sam:"Nothing important. That's is a great deal about a ring, a dark lord, and something about the end of the world."

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

Detective:"What's the cause of death?"
Police:"We're pretty sure it's the knife in his back."

"Just as long as he doesn't kill me. I've done that once before, and it kinda bites." - Yusuke

"A warrior stays to fight...even when the hope has left." Hiei

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives." ~Anonymous

"Our pasts make us who we are. Do not let yours be a burden"

"Hey, look! A distraction!"

"I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"When in doubt, blow up a mountain."

We will all die in one point of time. It is a natural part of life. If life had no purpose, then you might as well be dead already.

"The foolish repeat proverbs, the wise make them." Guess this makes me really stupid...

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

"I can say purple…in English."

"When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point-of-view is seldom necessary." Terry Pratchett, 'Small Gods.’

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music."

"Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." ~Anonymous

"Reality is only an illusion that occurs from lack of alcohol."

"Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement."

"I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I tell them it's in a jar on my desk." ~ Stephen King

"If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to teach yourself to fly on the way down." ~Anonymous

“Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over." ~Anonymous

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

Only when it is dark enough can you hope to see the stars.

"How is it you were heading West?"
"Well, we were facing North, and, real sudden-like, turned left."
-The Last of the Mohicans

'Sometimes the Muse whispers softly, and sometimes she just hits you repeatedly until you start typing’.

I lay in bed last night, looking at the stars, when it occured to me. "...Where the Hell's my roof?"

"Create Water!" - an inside joke.

"Wow. If it was me I'd get so bored with so few customers. I would probably be talking to the wall by midnight." she said. "But then if someone came in there would be the whole them-calling-the-police thing and then them putting me in a mental institution…" he joked, droning on."Well, you don't tell them you were talking to the wall," "Yeah, I'll just say it was talking to me," "Then they'd really put you in an institution."

"One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise; he came to rescue the two dead boys. If you don't believe my tale is true, go ask the blind man; he saw it, too."

“Oh…. Do you think they trust you yet? Since you told them about you?”

“On the contrary, I think they trust me less, and….I don’t think they trust you at all.”

“Well….the vaguely threatening Japanese curses I threw at them earlier probably didn’t help much.”

“All they did was ask if you had any siblings.”

“Well, they shouldn’t ask me about my life.”

“Hiei, they don’t know anything about you. At all. All they know is your name, and that you’re a demon. So they don’t know what they shouldn’t ask.”

“Did that even make any sense? Grammatically?”

“I don’t think so.”

“Neither do I.”

“We need to talk about your people skills, love.”

“Bite me.”

“Where did you learn that phrase?”

“Yusuke.”

“Oh. Well stop listening to him, then.”

“Okay.”

“Seriously?”

“Whatever helps you sleep at night, Kurama.” - exerp. from When Evil Come To Play, by: VanishedAvalonMoon

'It was not a well known fact that Hiei could cook, and to be quite honest, Kurama was always slightly scared when he heard someone put those two words together but he guessed it should have made sense. It involved cutting things, and heating things. Two things that everybody knew Hiei was rather proficient at.' - exerp. from All In The Family, by: trenity170

And you don’t like Voldemort? Well that’s great to know, if you’re not lying. I don’t care for him much either – you know, all that trying to kill me stuff kind of put me off him, but that’s just me. - Harry Potter exerp. from A Bond Between by: Little Magic Lamb

Kuwabara peered at Yusuke closely, which irritated him. "What’s wrong with him?"

"It’s what normal people call being ‘deep in thought’," Kurama said dryly, but still he watched Yusuke carefully.

"You should try it sometime," Hiei told Kuwabara, referring to what Kurama had said, "it’d probably cause your head to explode. Then we could all rejoice."

Botan looked his way. "You rejoicing is a creepy thought."

"What’re you even still doing here? Go chase and kill some squirrels or whatever you do in your spare time," Kuwabara said to the short demon. exerp. from Fragmentation, by:Moon Step

“Everyone, this is Colonel Roy Mustang. Known throughout the military as the Flame Alchemist. He is an annoying,”

Twitch “Hey.”

“Egotistical,”

Twitch, twitch “Hey.”

“Maniacal,”

“Oi,”

Smirk “Jerk.”

“Oi Shrimp, watch how you talk about your superior.” - exerp. from Full Metal Magic? by: Sil'vinya

RPG Quote thingys

Okay no one will get this but me. This is one of the best Role Playing scenes I've ever seen. It's two of my friends playing Werewolf: The Apocolipse. It's also their characters deaths. They were just killed by an atomic bomb planted by the BSD's. Although it went off they managed to stop it from doing anything but killing them by the help of Wendigo. This is their dialoge. It just stuck with me. So I'm sharing it.

'You two are together on an icy plain. Hundreds of dead indian braves are in front of you. Two pale blue eyes appear in the sky, as Wendigo himself says "Come home." Behind you your pack mates howl in victory over the Black Spiral Dancers and the Werm. What do you do?' GM

"Well Sundancer, it's your choice. Ladies first," - Osirius

"I was never meant for this world anyways," - Roland

"Me neither, It's a new adventure," -Osirius

"Heh, ladies first," - Roland

They both run after the indian braves, together.

"I had, like this really weird dream,"

"Even after knowing you for all these years I still don't get why you choose to manifest yourself as a valley girl seeing as your a death angel , plus you look french,"

"Oui, well I'll go for the french accent now. Are you 'appy?"

- A conversation during one of my RPG's about my bestest friends characters. We were playing Everlasting.

" Okay, you guys reach an island with a ..."

"Is the island made of swords?"

"No..., So you reach the island and see a large oak tree in the middle ..."

"Is that made of swords?"

"No, it's a normal tree!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"So is the water made of swords?"

- One of those random Fireborn days.

"I'm gonna go find Mr. Spider Head!"

"Who?"

"The spider Ryan gave me after Mr. Baby Spider Head was stabbed by that stupid kid!"

"Okay, where is he?

"In a box! I left him on the fire escape in my ally last week. I should probably feed him..."

"Hey Mr. Spider, you're my only friend!"

- When you know your character isn't really important you come up with entertaining things to do. This is my Sluagh character in Changeling. She also has a fern plant named Mr. Fern, and a stuffed turtle from the dreaming whom she brings everywhere.

I'll have more later.

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