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Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Lost. HAH! Ok, so enough of bios about "noodles" and such... You may already know me as "THAT FRIGGIN GIRL WHO NEVER FINISHES FICS" or "THAT DAMN ELIJAH WOOD OBSESSOR" but now...you may know me as "THAT GIRL WHO WATCHES WAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH LOST" Yes, I love lost. Yes, I still love Lord of the Rings. Yes, I haven't written any fics for a while... but I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!! My pretty little disclaimer: I don't own anything except the clothes on my back (okay, maybe that nice collection of model horses I have...and my boom box...and some other things...like...uh...nevermind...) including LOTR and anything else I may decide to write fics of or include in my fics. Wait...I own myself. I think. Anyway...happy? |
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Fellowship of the RingRingRing by Valarauko reviews
Hello, you have reached the Fellowship of the Ring. All nine of us are out saving the world right now and can't come to the phone. Please leave your name and a review after the tone. beep!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003
Tales of What If by Candy-Kisses reviews
Short stories of "What if's" Example: What If- Sawyer Was Gay. Stuff like that. Chapter Eight is up! COMPLETE! Just put up thank yous and sorrys!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
Really Stupid StoryLike Entity by S.L.Beckman reviews
The Fellowship must find a plot. Frodo goes shopping. Legolas finds his double (with GREASY HAIR!). The fellowship has a station wagon! Misreading of the book. death. And MONTY PYTHON REFERENCES! WOOHOO!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 5/13/2003
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Lost in Transcription reviews
Holy mint milanos! Charlie's got a new addiction! Follow our wonderful friend and his wonderful friends as he explores the island and discovers......well, you'll just have to read to find out.....mwahahahaha
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Charlie
The Return of The Sucky Fanfic Writer reviews
Ok had some problems with the old one...here we go again! THE FOURTH LOTR MOVIE IS IN PRODUCTION, AND THEY HAVE CHOSEN ME TO WRITE IT! (not really...) Frodo, Sam, and the Ring all have strange new desires in their life...puzzle pieces to be fit togethe
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Frodo Friday reviews
One fine almost-summer morning I wake up to find...Frodo Baggins in my room! With no other choice, I must bring him to school with me. What happens when he encounters my teachers and friends? Read to find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Frodo B.
Attack of the Lord of the Rings Fans reviews
SORRY - NO LONGER ADDING CHARACTERS (It'll bee too hard to enhance their personalities) What happens when a group of fans invade Lord of the Rings? Read to find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
Dear Diary, Love Frodo reviews
Take a peek into Frodo's mind as he takes his journey to Mordor by reading his diary that we stole - oops, I mean borrowed! Includes events not recorded in either the books or movies - such as the reason Sam now has a big bump on his head!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003
The Lord of the Thing reviews
Lord of the Rings parody. Rated PG only for lots of horse poo! Afrodo, Spam, Mary, Poppins, Dandruff, and more! Will Afrodo be able to destroy the Thing and find the love of his dreams? Funny!!! (at least to me!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,969 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 6/21/2003