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Name: Jesus Christ... Nah, it's Rebekah. You can call me Rebekah or Bekah or Becky or even Bex, I don't mind.

Age: 16 years old.

Location: Olympus (I wish) but no, it's boring Liverpool, UK (I don't have tea with the Queen. Sorry to disappoint y'all but I don't even like tea).

I love love love to read, I have read the Harry Potter series (I am madly in love with them and I am going to sob when the last film comes out), Percy Jackson series including The Lost Hero (I now want to be a Demigod along with being a witch. Favourite is Nico and Leo because they are just plain amazing especially my little Latino Santa's Elf), The Chronicles of Narnia and much more.

I am a huge fan of AVPM and AVPS if you never guessed by Username thing. If you thought that I liked Red Vines, you are sadly mistaken; I have yet tried a Red Vine *sobs*. But back to AVPM/ AVPS; it's the most brilliant thing on the planet. We just love it (me and my friend, Chloe); we quote it every day, no wonder Miss. Cavanagh (Our History teacher) hates us because we make WAY too much noise in her lessons but Chloe has dropped it leaving me with the Cavanagh. If you haven't seen it, I totally recommend you see it especially if you love Harry Potter like moi!

I love watching Glee; it is a fabulous show. I love dancing around my living room to the songs even if I get weird looks from my parents (mainly my dad). My favourite characters are Kurt, Blaine and Rachel. I also musicals, you name the musical and I probably have it in my house somewhere.

FAVOURITE PAIRINGS

Sirius Black/ OC (Sirius Black back in the day; HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!)- I'm trying to write one.

James Sirius Potter/ OC (I love when the girl is like Lily Evans back in the day and James is like his Grandad)- I'm trying to write one like this.

Tom Riddle Jr/ OC (Bad boys also deserve love whether they like it or not but OMG! Tom Riddle is HOT! I know you're probably thinking I'm nutter. I am just to confirm it to you)- It's an idea at the moment.

Regulus Black/ OC (Even little Reggie deserves love)

Fred Weasley/ OC

George Weasley/ OC

Leo Valdez/ OC (I love Leo and he deserves love)- I'm trying to write a couple of stories with Leo.

Nico di Angelo/ OC (Nico is just amazing so yeah)- Just an idea at the moment

Travis/ Katie- Loving Tratie at the moment

Kurt Hummel/ Blaine Anderson

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman/ Rachel Berry

Finn Hudson/ Lucy Quinn Fabray

Brittany Pierce/ Santana Lopez

Quotes_ _ *

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." - Marilyn Monroe

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." - Marilyn Monroe

"I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love." - Marilyn Monroe

"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty." - Marilyn Monroe

"Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world." - Marilyn Monroe

"The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream." - Marilyn Monroe

"All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't." - Marilyn Monroe

"We are all of us stars, and we deserve to twinkle." - Marilyn Monroe

"Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself." - Albus Dumbledore

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Albus Dumbledore

FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

The Harry Potter Pledge:

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potter

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

2) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

3) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

4) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

5) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

6) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

7) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

8) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

9) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

10) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

11) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

12) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

13) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

14) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

15) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

16) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

17) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

18) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

19) I will not lick Trevor.

20) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

21) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

22) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

23) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If you think your best friend is the awesomerest, copy and post this! (yes I made up that word, but it's the awesomerest!)

If you LOVE Percy Jackson and The Olympians, copy and post this!

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-You sometimes try to control water. (I'm not a weird person! I'm special!)

-You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

-You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You know PJO better then most sane people

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!

You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Forks, I say Camp HB!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

PJO DOMINATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you HATE Twilight, copy and post this on your profile!

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4

waking up - pins and needles. Then the flames flickered to life,

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A wall

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Every Number One in the 00's

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:30am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:27am... Close

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My parents waking up

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Friday 27th May and coming in from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfiction (Harry Potter or Percy Jackson)

9. What are you wearing?

A dusty pink t-shirt with Marilyn Monroe on, light washed bootcut jeans and my pink fluffy bed socks.

10. Did you dream last night?

I think it was about Leo

11. When did you last laugh?

Watching Mock the Week; I love that show so much

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters, concert tickets, a wristband and lightswitch.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nopes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

That it has no purpose, and is just here for others enjoyment.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, I was watching it with my mum. We both love Captain Jack Sparrow

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A copy of The Son of Neptune BEFORE it came out. A house and one for my parents, a beautiful car (even if I can't drive or the legal age to drive yet but I will be one day), a holiday to America (Florida, New York, Hollywood and other places)/ France (Paris, Lille, VERSAILLES! and Florence)/ Italy (Rome, Vatican City and Venice)/ Greece (just cause I love Greek Mythology but I really want to go to Delphi), clothes, albums and the rest of the money will go into the bank.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I think of Leo Valdez and Nico di Angelo stories every night.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make every PJO fan be a Half-Blood (for real!) and put into Camp training! (Wouldn't it be awesome? A REAL CAMP HALF-BLOOD!) Oh, and the characters would be real! (My dream is to meet THE Leo Valdez. I'd probably be too annoying to handle cause I would just be like 'YOUR THE LEO VALDEZ!')

19. Do you like to dance?

Yeah but in the privaty of my own home.

20. George Bush

Not important...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Anastasia, Isabella Elizabeth or Amelia (Maybe Piper?)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Leo James, Travis John, or Matthew Joseph!

Thanks for looking on my profile, I will hopefully be posting stories soon :) Goodbye - Au revoir -Adiós

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The Grass is Always Greener by Eets reviews
Adrianna Greengrass tries so hard to please her pure blood family but falling in love with Gryffindor and blood-traitor Sirius Black certainly isn't going to do that! And so she faces the horrible choice between her family's honour and her love...SBxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,065 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 4/24/2011 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
The Legend Of Zelda: Dark Castle by Kenzi333 reviews
COMPLETE When Nicole starts playing the new Zelda game she's mysteriously transported inside the world of Hyrule, with no choice but to help Link defend the kingdom from the evil Ganondorf. The only way to get home is to finish the quest. But what if the Hyrule she's in isn't anything like the game? !GRAND RE-OPENING! Chapters rewritten and revised. Enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 60,889 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Link, Navi, Sheik, Zelda - Complete
Échapper à la Nuit by theartofsecrecy reviews
The young Delia Anderson has been taken as a prisoner by none other than Lord Voldemort, left with little to no options if she wants to live. But will she choose to die rather than give him what he wants? formerly titled "Escape" (ABANDONED: new version coming soon.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC
A Rose Among Thorns by mario mm reviews
Iris Potter better known as the Girl-Who-Lived, the war had finally ended wanting to forget what happened she turned to a small town named Mystic Falls. She is creature with a past that goes back a thousand years that she doesn't even know.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 494,949 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Elijah, Klaus
Disney Benefit Concert by Lemonly reviews
New Directions holds another benefit concert for various charities. And since the charities they choose help children, they decide to do a Disney tribute. Rachel/Puck, Quinn/Finn, Santana/Brittany, Tina/Mike, a little Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,861 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Forged By Fire by Illeana Starbright reviews
Once their world was as it should have been. Then things began to change. Two female warriors rose up among a new generation and they may help change everything. Thor/Sif, eventually Thor/Jane. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Thor, Loki
An Arrow In the Forge by Tiger-Hime reviews
CANCELLED. IN THE PROGRESS OF BEING REWRITTEN.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Leo V. - Complete
The Fire and The Sun by Diamondsgirl101 reviews
"I am not an Aphrodite child. I have never had a major crush on a boy, let alone kissed one or anything. But this was interesting." What happens when a daughter of Apollo meets a son of Hephaestus, The Lost Hero's own Leo Valdez? Leo/OC Just after TLH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,027 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Leo V. - Complete
Rotten Roots by Weasleyweasel reviews
When something's rotten it'll be a matter of time before it starts rotting everything else… people fear what they don't understand… Tom's afraid of friendship and love... Aurelia's scared of him... M to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,948 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
The diary of Katie Potter by SPNfan16 reviews
I'm Katie Potter and I've decided to document the whole of my 7th year. My twin brother and his friends seem to enjoy pranking me, my best friend is denying her love for my said twin brother and I find myself falling in love with someone who I can't have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,032 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Sing It! by Miss Pavalova reviews
-COMPLETE- Aphrodite has plans with a few of our campers, and it involves a singing contest? Major Percabeth and Tratie and maybe some other pairings later on. First PJO fic. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,155 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
The PJO and JB war! by Anastasia Laurels reviews
Funny story...My brother gave me this idea! This is my FAVORITE story! Do NOT click if you love Justin Beiber! Really, DON'T! Rated T for aggresiveness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
My World by DaughterofApollo13 reviews
Crystal starts thinking about a fantasy world that turns our to be true. Rated T because im paraniod and not sure where this is going.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Nico A.
The Golden Bow by bookwriter-lover1212 reviews
Sophia is the odd girl out, but when she gets a visit from her dad, Apollo, her life is turned up side down! Rated teen for safety
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Apollo, Leo V. - Complete
The Traitor reviews
A one-shot set on the night that Peter Pettigrew betrayed Lily and James Potter to Lord Voldemort. Told in 3rd person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Peter P., Voldemort - Complete