It seemed like a routine assignment for CI5 officers Ron Weasley and Harry Potter: Investigate a physicist who had caught the attention of some unsavoury elements. Little did they know that Dr Hermione Granger would turn out to have more secrets than Ron would have thought possible.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

Looking for something different? Something compelling, with a plot that isn't cookie-cutter and predictable? This is the epic for you. 1981 didn't go as it was fated, leaving the world of 1994 a crumbling, fractured apocalypse. Between runes that promise the end of the world and the possibility of magic dying entirely, Harry has a difficult path ahead of him. COMPLETE

After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

AU. Having been raised by his tomb raiding aunt, Harry Potter had known early on that he'd follow in her footsteps and become a Curse-Breaker, discovering and exploring old tombs full of lost knowledge and treasure. But he and his two best friends might have underestimated just how dangerous the wrong sort of knowledge and treasure could be. Sequel to "Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider".

Concerned when Hermione sleeps late, Harry decides to check on her and climbs the Gryffindor Girls' Stairs. This begins a journey of self-exploration and transition for Harry as she blossoms into her true self. Transgender Characters. Trans Girl!Harry Potter. [Sporadic Updates - Not Abandoned]

The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?

AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.

AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...

Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Somewhere in the multiverse, Harry Potter came out a little differently than expected...

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

Marisa and Alice live together. Daily adventures.

Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.

Harry knew the Dark Lord was dangerous, he did; but it was just so much harder to find the name Voldemort scary after he found out it was an anagram and he just had to share that information.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).

Soga no Tojiko is in quite a pickle. Not only did she wake up one day as a ghost, but her recollection of her past life seems flawed at best. Fortunately, she has all the time she could ever want to piece it all together...

An ordinary journey to school turns into a nightmare for Tomo as she finds the city deserted and a terrified Chiyo alone in the streets of downtown Tokyo. As things start crawling out from the shadows, Tomo must become an unlikely hero as she traverses the city and tries to keep her young classmate safe from whatever malevolent forces are at work in the city.

I was eleven years old when I first heard about Hogwarts, but my faith told me everything about that school was evil. This is the story of how I reconciled my religion with the truth about what I am.

Flandre Scarlet has always wanted to experience the outside world for herself. Locked away for most of her life because of her unpredictable nature, Flandre grows bored of the same thing until one night, she slips away from the mansion. Along the way she meets the various inhabitants of Gensokyo while both causing and getting caught up in troublesome situations.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

My story was finally over. I had brought the Golden Morning and my reward was life. I found the peace I'd fought so hard for. The world was open to me! All I had to do was stay out of the light, and not draw attention to myself. That would be easy! ...I didn't last a week.

Short companion piece for the Handbook. This was written for the Fandom For Leukemia & Lymphoma Society as part of last year's compilation. It's exactly what it says on the tin, set after Harry's freed Dobby and they're out roaming the countryside again, but before the events of third year.

Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.

Yutaka finds her world shaken after seeing something she shouldn't. Enter and watch her do dirty dirty. ENJOY! A fic for one Lucky Ranger. Remember everyone, just contact me if you want to send it a request.

Early in the year 2000, in the quiet rural areas under the flag of the Crown, the Scarlet Mansion was enjoying its peaceful seclusion from the rest of the world... Until a long gone visitor decided to drop by, thus setting of the trigger for a futile quest for a cure. OC alert, rated T.

Miyuki and Patty kidnap a certain otaku for some under the rug fun. A fanfic for Lucky Ranger.

After being put back in a human body, Wheatley is thrust into an unknown world to pay back his apparent debt to GLaDOS. He finds himself in quite a conundrum as he struggles with his returning memories and the weird feelings he has for another human.

Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.

After some how being captured by the United States military, Remilia has been rescued by a young man. Weakened and on the run, she tries to find her sister and return to Gensokyo while the military tries to recapture them. Violence. Suggestive themes.

What happens when the writer of Touhou's most well-known dark fic tries his hand at silliness and crack? Something like this. Not to be taken seriously. By anyone.

A oneshot exploring something the light novels overlooked. What did Kyon and Koizumi do for the girls in the SOS Brigade for White Day, anyway?

One night, Marisa crashes on Alice's house. An unexpected friendship forms between them. Dedicated to our beloved puppeteer and black-white!

What it says on the tin. Playing around with KimikoMuffin's random pairing generator left me thinking These should be written' And so ... they were! Oh, and expect occasional crack and heavy to industrial strength yuri.

A take on rationalist Harry.

A simple story about romance involving Kirisame Marisa and various other characters. May branch into other short developments centering around other pairings. Basically a tale about romance in that romantic land of Gensokyo

The Hakurei Miko's job is just as much about preventing incidents as it is solving them. For instance, here she tries to pry Alice out of isolation by dropping a certain kleptomaniacal witch on her head. What could possibly go wrong?

Konata Izumi: Ordinary high school student by day, interdimensional agent for the Eclipse organization by night. It's time for her to make some serious decisions about where her life is going, and that could mean leaving the world of Lucky Star behind.

Riko and Ako are always busy fighting over who gets Keita that they don't seem to notice each other. Alone in Riko's room, Riko shows Ako an experience that she never thought she would enjoy with her own twin sister. Oneshot.

The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?

These moments, they tend to cling onto our hearts. No matter how strange or normal they are, I always will cherish them as an unforgettable memory. /Alice x Marisa, 20 fluff drabble collection/ -CHAPTER 16 UPDATED!-

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

When Konata has a School Days marathon, the aftereffects become heated. M for lemons.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Features: A massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dumbledore, repeated abuse of billywig stings, a nearfatal brush with a werewolf, an intervention, a skeptical Lily, a hotheaded Sirius, an addicted James, a slightly confused Remus, and a pseudogenius Peter.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic