QUOTES*

PHANPHIC QUOTES

CHRISTINE

"Like, oh GOD. I am so TOTALLY conflicted! Like, Erik taught me, like, EVERYTHING. Like, but YOU'RE really hot, Raoul! Dammit! I feel like I'm on a soap opera!" ~Phantomess of the Opera

"Did men like Raoul do this to [Erik]? Or women like me? Women who could not - or would not - see beyond the mask he wears. Not the mask he wears over his face - for that was easily removed - but that which he wears over his soul. Were they like me - to frightened to remove it? Or simply to blind to know that it was there?" ~Calypso Diangelos

"If I cannot be [Erik's] living bride, I would rather be a widow to his memory." ~Heather Sullivan

ERIK

"Christine is childish...and she did backstab me. But, now that I think of it, you're perfect, Mary Sue...too perfect. In fact, I should've realized a long time ago that you're a raving, self-centered bitch." ~Umiko

"Viewers, do not be alarmed. We're experiencing technical difficulty at the moment. What you are seeing is simply an illusion. The insane little girl and the Persian man are figments of your imagination. Good evening." ~The Phantom Parisienne

"...And to point out the blantantly obvious, I am *not* a soprano." ~The Phantom's Mask

RAOUL

"Nadir...the sky...it’s...it’s...peeing! Oh, gosh, someone get the camera!" ~AriesSolar

"I AM NOT A FOP!" ~Daroga's Rainy Daae

"If they died, that means that they were unloyal. It's a law of phandom. If you are a true phan - or fan for that matter - you can't die, because you don't have a life." ~Bubonic Woodchuck

PHILIPPE

"He was really big...and he was really foppy...and he was waving around a huge lacy handkerchief that reeked of death! Well...either death or really cheap cologne, it's hard to tell because they pretty much smell the same..." ~Bubonic Woodchuck

NADIR

"Oh, for the love of poodles! Why me?" ~AriesSolar

MEG

"German accents are scary. You could say, ‘What a lovely day it is,’ in German and it would still sound like you’re threatening to murder someone with a pitchfork." ~Christine Persephone

FIRMIN

"YAY! HE GOT MY GENDER RIGHT! No wait, I'm male, no, I'm not...wait..." ~Bubonic Woodchuck

MISC.

And so their lives passed from the world of the fairy tale into the lives of ordinary men and women, for after all, to the unloved child who grew up to be the Phantom, and to the lonely orphan who grew up to be Christine, an ordinary ending was for them, the fairy tale they had always dreamed of. ~Riene

"I am CGG, daughter of mom and dad, writer of humor, & drawer of cows and other random things." ~coolgirlgray

"Remember, a dead fop is a good fop." ~The Phantom Parisienne

"We pause to sadly remind you that Christine’s IQ does not match the frequency of her voice." ~shiningapplestar

"I saw a guy sitting on the side of the road, eating eggs. It intrigued me." ~Cassidy about Raoul, PhantomAngel22

"Persian, you are a prop. Props do not have feelings, they do not think, and they do not speak. Try to remember that." ~Yukima, Erik's Angel of Music

"Fondest Greetings to you all! A few instructions just before the filming starts. Gerard Butler must be taught to act, not his normal trick of upstaging Michael Crawford. Our director must lose some weight, it's not healthy for a man of Schumacher's age. And our casting crew must learn, not to be a bunch of stupid old farts. As for Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber. No doubt it's not a jest it's true his skills are good he knows though should he wish to make a large sum, he has still much to learn if pride will let him adjourn his stupidity and please his audience, his audience." ~GothicMyst

"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, CHRISTINE DAAE!!! AND YOU'RE LITTLE BOYFRIEND TOO!!! BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!" ~Prisma, Miranda7911

FANFIC QUOTES

"Never fear--Valjean is here"! ~Jean Valjean, The Lark

"How dare you damn my sprinkles, you ritualistic butt puppet!" ~Ice Cream Man, Ivory Tower

"I hereby dub thee, Samwise Gamgee, the Lord of the Asses!" ~Gandalf, Ivory Tower

"Have you been killed by a vampire lately?" ~Harry Potter, LilyAyl

RANDOM

"DEATH COMES IN MANY FLAVORS!!!(including cherry...)" ~Angelface

"I love Erik. He's just so damn stubborn, it makes him just so lovable." ~tinagirl259

"Ding dong the fop is dead, which dumb fop? The Raoul fop!" ~Phantom of the Basement

"Raoul's ego is about this big *makes huge notion* while his equiment is about this big *makes a refrence to about 1/4 an inch*. Now Erik on the other hand, has an ego about this big *makes another reference to about 1/4 an inch* while his equipment is a subway sandwich!" ~Claire Starling's friend

"I look at a man's ass, and I can tell which way he swings." ~Sally, Larry's Party, by my late great-aunt Carol Shields

"It's inevitable, Starbucks is going to take over the world... not much we can do about it." ~Pam

"It's highly unusual for someone to have their house stolen." ~Detective Mark Joyce of the El Dorado County Sheriff's Department

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