NatsukiYuri-chan
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Joined 09-05-09, id: 2074317, Profile Updated: 09-20-09
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Yo! Welcome to my profile~ I'm NatsukiYuri- chan, nice to meet ya :D Name: YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. Just call me Suki! Age: (coughcough) I'm eighty years old. Just kidding! I'm sixteen. Gender: Female! Woot. Sexual Orientation: Bi. (YES, I have had girlfriends as well as boyfriends.) Appearance: Um, I'll just say enough for you to imagine, but insufficient for you to find me. Eyes - brown Hair - brown, straight, spiky. Kinda boyish. Height - um...5"6 Others - ...I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING!! ... besides the fact that I'm often mistaken as a boy. Likes: Hm...let's see, what's first, oh yeah, YURI. Second, YAOI. Third, SasuNaru. So on and so on. Others? Using dirty pick up lines xD, crossdressing (with my hair, it's possible), SASUNARU reading, daydreaming, sports ( especially soccer) and um...YURI x3 Dislikes: INCEST. I'm sorry, but I have cousins, and I would NEVER EVER see them in 'that' type of light. Liars (who doesn't?), backstabbers ( duh), and those idiot guys who keep staring at ( coughcough) my privates and my ass ¬¬ and my fangirls (sorry if any of you are reading this, but PLEASE. The squealing MUST STOP!) and those idiot fanBOYS who have taken pictures of me ( GIMME BACK THOSE PICS!) Favourite: Food: Ramen and takoyaki Drink: Bloo- (Gets hit by a piano) aw, fine, I like grape juice. HAPPY NOW!? (piano falls next to me) ... Color: re- (gets hit by a boulder) Grr...green... Manga/Anime: NARUTO!! And Tsubasa, XXXHolic, Chobits, Green Green (yes, yes, I know what it is. I have the CD), Ouran High Host Club (LONG LIVE CROSS-DRESSING), Pucca (Pucca's adorable x3 ), and much much more, it's too troublesome for me to list down. Game: PERSONA!! Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4, Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 (and FES) and so on and so on :P Band: Paramore, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, and bla bla bla, go ask my stalkers ¬¬ Pairings: SASUNARU x33333 ShinoKiba...because Shino is hawt. SasoDei... SO CUTE!! The Puppet and Mouthman KakaIru... The Sensei and the Sensei. AsumaKurenai...Canon! GaaraNeji... they're both hot, so they make a Yaoi couple even hotter (wink wink) ItaKyuu... kinky xP SakuHina...awww, if only Hina-chan was alive, I would kidnap her and make her my Innocent Uke x333 ShikaTem...hell yea ;D ButchKaoru (DPPG!Z) duuhh, they're counterparts. BrickMomoko (DPPG!Z) Ditto BoomerMiyako (DPPG!Z) the blonds. and so on and so on (Gets hit by a truck) WTFH!! Pairings I do NOT like: Sasuke and anyone other than Naruto. Naruto and anyone other than Sasuke. (with the exception of Sai) INCEST. Please, no Uchichacest or Hyuugacest. It scares me oO and so on - (kidnapped by mysterious figures) WTFH!! Strange fetishes: - Senpai and Kohai. I don't know why o_o - Teacher and student. Because of the kinkiness and the risk of being caught. - Age-difference couples between 8 to 6 years. YES, I have a slight Loli complex. - Crossdressing :3 - Very naive or innocent ukes (SA-CHAN!! XD) - Very perverted semes (like me) After a test, I have discovered that I am 92 perverted. And proud of it! Now I shall convert my little uke-chan, MutsomonoSatori to the world of perverts...if only she didn't have a 95 purity level ¬¬ You are an Opportunist Seme! Most Compatible match: The Clueless Uke (SA- CHAN, COME TO MEEEE XD) here's the address: www.semeuke.com/quiz. html If you have ever had dirty thoughts when reading a children's book, copy and paste this into your profile. (heheh, Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf...) If you have ever used a pick up line on a person of the same sex, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have joined a Naruto Roleplaying Forum, copy and paste this into your profile. If you finish reading this sentence, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever kissed a person of the same sex, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever given a wedgie on someone bigger than you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cannot lick your elbow, copy and paste this into your profile. If you worship Masashi Kishimoto-san for making the best anime ever, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever used a toilet meant for the opposite sex because the other was full, copy and paste this into your profile. ( ¬¬ why must girls take so long in the toilet!? Others need to pee!! ... good thing I look like a boy...and good thing the stalls are usually vacant...) If you have ever gotten into a fight because someone said Naruto sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever won a fight against someone who said Naruto sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thrown a book at a bully's head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thrown a book at a bully's head, and gotten away with it, copy and paste this into your profile, If you think there should be a 'Worship Naruto' week every month, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Sasuke should have the nickname, " Chicken-butt head", copy and paste this into your profile.

The Naruto Pick Up Lines
Dare your favourite Naruto characters to use pick up lines of your choice on other characters! Warning: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009