hi I'm Emily :D x

I'm 13 years old

My dad is American so I say things like couch instead of sofa, I pronounce Garage with more of and a-ish sound (I don't know how much sense that makes but oh well) and I LOVE chocolate covered pretzels! When I asked my best friend Lucy if she knew what a letterman jacket was she thought it was a designer lol I didn't mean to be horrible but I thought that was sooo funny

my current obsession is ... Sterling Knight & Glee

Even though i live in England i have still seen all the way up to season 2 of 'Sonny with a chance' and 'Glee'

I hate it how Disney is waiting us wait for Sonny and Chad to get together!! it's driving me insane!! :O

Puck and Rachel all the way!! woo go puckelberry! :D x

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Grag hows your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from stupid his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125,nightxinxsterlingxarmor

YOUR REAL NAME:

Emily

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Emiizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Blue penguin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

victoria vesta shizzle (haha I dont know :s)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

pink tropical juice

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

meioghs (haha what?!)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

louise

9. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first):

deaem

10. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

black buzz jaws

You know you live in 2009 when...

You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends if they don't have a screen name or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character, copy this to your profile.

If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, High.Fiving.Jesus,KnightxInxSterlingxArmor,

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have an ipod, copy 'n' paste.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, post this in your profile. =D

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally screamed out loud for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s an ape?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Michael Jackson should've left his face alone, copy this into your profile.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.(haha my hoover :P )

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

If you think that writing fanfics are fun, put this in your profile!

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own lemonade!

Don’t mess with me, I’ve got a stick.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

No matter how prepared I am, I get a massive shock when the toast pops up

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

If you like Sonny With A Chance and feel that Sonny and Chad BELONG together, copy and paste this into your profile and add you name to the list: Hannahpie45,High.Fivin.Jesus,KnightxInxSterlingxArmourx

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

My SoundTrack for my life. You can do this too! Put an iPod, or anything that has music on shuffle and see which songs ae selected for your soundtrack!

Opening Credits: every time you lie

Waking Up: There you'll be

First Day Of School:Touch my hand

Falling In Love: Catch me

Fighting: one time (acoustic)

Breaking Up:Feels like tonight

Driving: Cry me out

Flashback: Just want you to know

Mental Breakdown: Love drunk

Getting Back Together: good girls go bad

Prom Night: Sleeping with the light on

Wedding: One less lonely girl

Birth Of Child: Unbreakable

Final Battle: My man

Death Scene: Down

Funreal: What about now

End Credits: Here without you

"Say it ain't so!" ~Zora Lancaster~

"If I can't have the best hair, I may as well not have any hair at all!" ~Tawni Hart~

"I hear it's a heck of a town." ~Sonny Monroe~

"That was probably the wrong thing to say." ~Nico Harris~

"You mean were going to Narnia!" ~Grady Mitchlle~

"Peace out Suckas!" ~Chad dylan cooper~

"No, I was just eavsdroping it's kinda my thing right now. That and revenge. Wanna get some?!" ~Zora Lancaster~

"Tawni Town! What? It's a heck of a town." ~Tawni Hart~

"Ya know what I checked out a new book and it's called Were having a secret prom by Sonny Monroe!" ~Sonny Monroe~

"Loser force 5!" ~So Random cast~

"Sally Jenson, kid lawyer. I fight for you!" ~Zora Lancaster~

"A few more seconds and you would have been saying hello to lefty!" ~Zora Lancaster~

"Well I'm proud to call myself a loser also and I'm sticking with my real friends. So I guess that makes us Loser force 5!" ~Sonny Monroe~

"Oh sigh..." ~Zora Lancaster~

"No, that's just Zora sawing through our floor, your ceiling. Yeah we all thought it was missing something so we made a multi-purpose hole." ~Sonny Monroe~

"As you see I have brought the gift of Joy." ~Sonny Monroe~

"Why say goodbye when you can come back and say hello. Like on another date with Tawni." ~Sonny Monroe~

"I was his Duck-Duck and he was my Goose." ~Tawni Hart~

"and now we are cooler than Chad dylan Co oh-ooper oh-oh oooper oh-oh ooper oh-oh-oh-oh- Now stop it, you guys play with the toys so much that they break." ~Tawni,Nico, and Grady~(If your not sure what episode it's from well it's from Sonny and the studio brat. It is after Tawni, Nico, and Grady check to see how popular they are after their dance in The Basement!)

"I'm saying this because i like you, i don't like you." ~Sonny Monroe~

"Sorry, i'm a hugger."~Sonny Monroe~

If you have an unhealthy obsession with SWAC copy and paste this to your profile

If your sibling looks at you weird when you walk in the room, paste this to your profile

If you have ever broke out laughing at joke right when someone walked up to you, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever made a weird noise (not pervertedly) out of the blue, copy and paste this to your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile and try it for yourself!

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Ibirthday sex (LOL!)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Im already there

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Send it on

4. WHAT IS 2+2?

Thinking of you

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Oopsy daisy

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Someday

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Down

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Dont trust me

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Outta here

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Dont walk away (' when im talking to you' haha :P)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Air hostess

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Forgiven

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

Cry me out

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

My life would suck without you

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you collect these, copy this into your profile.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

They All Made Me laugh, if some made you laugh, add it too your profile!

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat."I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!"

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you're on the computer 24/7, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said "pull" and vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are reading these profiles 'cause you have no life, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know but he is so HOT!),High.Fiving.Jesus (Chad Dylan Cooper, lol),NightxInxSterlingxArmour(Chad Dylan Cooper :D)

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic, copy this into your profile.

I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict Rakasha Shadowfang,KogaxAyame's cub, ccsinuyashaloverjj, ‘loha, Second Daughter of Eve, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45,High.Fiving.Jesus,NightxInxSterlingxArmour

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

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