MEME94
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Joined 09-15-09, id: 2084967, Profile Updated: 09-19-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

WELCOME!!

Hi my name is Meme, i'm 15, and i live in the beautiful and magical city of dublin (barf) no i love dublin!! its way cool and if ever you get the chance GO!!

wow... i sound like a travel agent!

so anyhoo... i suck at writing or even speaking about myself!! so this is probably THE STUPIDEST THING EVER cus why in gods holy name would i write a profile on myself?? this is like my fantastic idea of becoming a doctor or vet when i faint at the sight of blood!!

ok, i swear i'll try do this right! i go to an all girls school, which is so much fun... but thats because i'm in 4th yr, or transition year (for non-irish people 4th yr is the year after our 1st state exam in which we spend the whole year doing "creative" things instead of educational things!). i have so many friends... well actually theyre not my friends, THEY'RE CRAZY STALKERS WHO FOLLOW ME AROUND!! well not really... they're total ledgends and if you want to see my friend AIS'S work look up aiscat93 and look up THE BOOK OF WHITE, where the second last chapter is dedicated to yours truly!! its because we were doing this big walk in Bray with our year, and litterally THE WHOLE WAY UP and of course THE WHOLE WAY DOWN i bugged her about writing it!! yeh...

so my friends call me a blonde EVEN though i'm 100 percent brunette, its such a PAIN!! supposedly im a little... slow... but i deny it completly!!

again this feals SOOO weird!! just like the time i was helping my aunt and uncle (a make-up artist and photographer) and a model didnt turn up, but they obiously went blind and decided i was the next best thing (!! me?? id suck as a model!!) so they gave me panda eyes- it did look cool thought, and told me to pose... i was pissing myself though, because i felt like SUCH a poser!! which is kind of the piont in modeling!!

yup, theres another career down the drain!!

anyway i think iv said enough but bassically i SUCK at writing, but my friend ais is FANTASTIC, and i spent the last 3 yrs in english with her, but she dared me to do this... so please just think happy thoughts when reading my... questionable writing skills!!

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Vampire SHeep: Revenge of the Vamps reviews
This is a skit on twilight where i piont out what is wrong with twilight and also add in a crazy plot! Although you might be a 'twilightfan' it doesnt mean you cant appriciate whats actually wrong with the books. Please dont get mad for viocing an opinion
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward