Hey

Facts About Moi! (That means me in french, just incase you didn't no :) )

Im called Sarah (NOOO!)

I live on earth (yet again I'm stating the obvious...or am I?)

I'm 13, nearly 14.

I am very easily entertained

One of my friends said that I had the attention span of a fish! Harsh Maddie...you wound me! But it's kinda true!

I enjoy to stage whisper the obvious.

I'm a very sarcastic person... look to first fact for proof!

I have friends whoop whoop, I'm not actually being sarcastic. Who wouldn't be whooping when they had awesome friends like mine?

I always read long Lily and James fanfics which is why i decided to write one.

I'm super random (thumbs up).

I'm english but say some American stuff, Q-tip Awesome ect.

Some of My Nick-Names

Sam, Smurf, Smurfy-kins, Wifey.

Random Facts

It is extreamly hard to cut cheese thinly free-hand. I'm talking nearly impossible people, I dare you to try it! OOOH will you take up the challenge...will you...probbably not (shruggs).

A pregnant fish is called a Twat. (That one helped me and Hannah win Scrabble whoop!)

Men are for times more lightly to be struck be lightning than women. HA

Some species of snails contain venon which can be fatal to humans. (lol imagine the headlines DEATH...BY SNAIL)

The sandwich was invented in 1700's when the Earl of Sandwich was gambling and ordered his food in between to slices of bread because he didn't want to get up!

Bananas contain a natural chemical which makes people feel happy!

Some of my blonde moments (i'll add to this once school starts, thats when i have most of my blonde moments. Btw i am blonde so can make fun of the whole dumb blonde thing.)

Image a field with no grass.

If your happy and you no it clap your feet.

"B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-I-O

AND DINGO WAS HIS NAME OH!"

Things you might want to know about my stories.

I try to update quickly.

My stories will probably end up have lots of chapters so please be patient.

If you're reading a story that I'm updating please review and I'll try and update quicker.

I don't mind constructive critisism but please don't leave hate comments.

I will only ever work on one story at a time. This means that less people are kept waiting.

All my stories are about Harry Potter. For The Golden Couple you don't need to have had read any of the books.

Okay so thats it please please read my stories and review... I like to feel loved :)

Stories

Trust me, I Hate You.

James has tormented Lily since first year causing them to mutually loath each other by 5th. However Lily's friend Lola has always harboured a crush for funny, good-looking James Potter and when he asks her out she jumps at the chance. But this means that Lily and James have to spend more time together without fighting, Lily continues her hatred for him but James' feelings are slowly starting to change. I'm planning to do a sequel to this story if this one goes well, Lily and James dont go out in this one but that what the sequels for. Please read and review!