Hi. I'm gin ketsueki/Shayla/Lilac Blossom/Iceshadow. The stories I write will most likely be abandoned if I don't get enough reviews, like the Black Blossom D:

But I do enjoy writing! I play Minecraft, Runescape, I read Warriors, Harry Potter, and some other series!

I'm new on deviantart. But you can find me: KiyanaBrine. I do digital art, but I'm not that awesome at it. I'm just a student, I don't have a master arts degree. Heh.

My buddy on this site is flumen fla- *looks at paper* Um...why don't you look at my fav. authors below. Be sure to check her out! And read some of my stuff too :D

I am a newbie in FunClan! It's awesome! I'm doing, like, six writing challenges because it seems so fun :D

I actually just joined LawlClan too. It seems fun too! Forums are awesome!

WHO DOESN'T LIKE S'MORE COOKIES?! And chocolate cream pie... *dies*

Did you know...

Disney doesn't sell gum because they think it would be inconvenient for guests to step on gum everywhere.

There are more chickens than humans in this world.

Women change their minds almost twice as much as men.

Women blink almost twice as much as men.

The average human walks 4 or 5 times around the Earth.

Cashews grow on apples 0.0

Mushrooms are more closely related to animals than to plants.

Trees grow out of the air, not the ground.

There is enough water in Lake Superior to cover North and South America in 1 foot of water!

I am...

A One Piece lover.

A Warriors girl.

A Harry Potter fan.

A Bleach reader.

A Fairy Tail follower.

A Soul Eater liker.

A Minecraft gamer.

An Unearthly hugger.

And most of all...*drumroll please*

A procrasinator.

PROCRASINATORS! UNITE!

...tomorrow.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--I'm not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen...

When people ask you why you're weird, ask they why they're NOT weird.

When people tell you that you'll never ride a cat with a pop tart body pooping out rainbows and laugh, and then a cat with a pop tart body pooping out rainbows enters the room...well look who's laughing now.

Slap a person with a loaf of bread. It relieves a lot of stress.

The Insanity Test

(X) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

(X) You have ran into a glass/screen door.

(X) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree/bush.

( ) You have been called a blond.

( ) You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

(X) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

(X) You just sang them to make sure.

(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

(X) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

( ) You type with three fingers or less.

( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling

(X) You have fallen asleep in class. (With my eyes open! Bonus! :D)

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

(X) People often shake their heads and walk away from you

(X) You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(X) You have eaten a bug accidentally...

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

(X) You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

(X) You break a lot of things.

(X) You tilt your head when you're confused.

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(X) When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

(X) The word "um" is used frequently.

(X) You don't know what "um" means.

(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

(X) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Grand total: 32

Now divide that by 38 and times by 100.

My score: 84 (about) % Insane.

They are telling me to kill you...

(TAKE THE INSANITY TEST)

Write 10 favorite warrior characters (no particular order)!

1) Ivypool

2) Hawkfrost

3) Bluestar

4) Lionheart

5) Redtail

6) Yellowfang

7) Cinderheart

8) Lionblaze

9) Sorreltail

10) Spottedleaf

Q: What would you think of a cat with 1’s last name and 10’s first name?

A: Poolspotted? Hm...Poolspotted’s parents disliked him. So did the leader.

Q: 4 falls in love with 9. But 9 runs away with 10. 4, brokenhearted, murders 9 and falls for 6. 1 gets jealous and steals 6 from 4. 4, even more devastated, decides to settle for a lifetime of no mate until they fall in love with 2. 2 and 4 have a fight and 2 leaves 4 for 3. 4 finally find true love with 7.

A: Lionheart falls in love with Sorreltail (way too old). But Sorreltail runs away with Spottedleaf (homo much?). Lionheart, brokenhearted, murders Sorreltail (LIONHEART! WHYYYY?!) and falls for Yellowfang (...no comment.). Ivypool gets jealous and steals Yellowfang from Lionheart (Ivy, dear, Yellowfang was already dead when you were born.). Lionheart, even more depressed, decides to settle for a lifetime of no mate until they fall in love with Hawkfrost (well, the she-cats broke your heart so I guess I can understand.). Hawkfrost and Lionheart have a fight and Hawkfrost leaves Lionheart for Bluestar (Wow, Hawkfrost.). Lionheart finally finds true love with Cinderheart (Cinderheart, you’re mates with a freaking dead cat.)

Wow. Intense!

Q: Would you rather have your warrior name be 2’s last name and 4’s last name, or 10’s last name and 6’s first name?

A: Frostheart or Spottedyellow? Hm...I’d take Frostheart.

Q: What would you do if you saw 10 and 5 sleeping together in a makeshift den after 7 days?
A: Spottedleaf and Redtail...c’mere cat cops. Warrior code’s been broken.

Q: What would you do if you saw 2 throwing mice at 3?

A: Hawkfrost throwing mice at Bluestar? Well...uh...

Q: One day, 10 went outside to check on the clan. However, 10 saw that 5 was chomping down mice, 8 was tearing down dens, and 9 was attacking all of the cats in the clan. What does 10 do?

A: One day, Spottedleaf went outside to check on the clan. However, Spottedleaf saw that Redtail was chomping down mice, Lionblaze was tearing down dens, and Sorreltail was attacking all of the cats in the clan. What does Spottedleaf do?

Give ‘em more catmint.

I update slowly, sorry ._. But I do try to write some stuff now and then. So. Hi.

I play Pottermore. I'm HallowBlade6832. I'm bored.

But...yeah. Be sure to read and review, I like it when you do. Heh. ._.