After sharing the deepest part of yourself with the most important person in the world, one should not have to experience the miserable emptiness of waking up alone. Candy, K2

After being rejected from the only college she applied for Wendy turns to her grade school arch enemy for help. Will Eric Cartman use his influence to destroy Wendy's pride and dignity or will Wendy be able to turn the tables on him? CartmanxWendy

Cartman and Wendy get stuck in an elevator together. They spend the entire time fighting, and eventually tensions become so high to a point where Cartman just can't take it anymore. Oneshot.

What if there were girls on the plane? Would it have changed things? Or will everyone turn into savages just as before? Read to find out.

So far: StanKyle, CartmanWendy, KennyKyle, CartmanClyde, ClydeBebe, WendyBebe, CartmanButters, StanWendy, SheilaLiane, KyleButters, KennyWendy, ShellyIke, ShellyTrent, ShellyStan, KyleIke, CartmanKyle - many others as well now.

When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE

Life seems to be falling apart for Wendy Testaburger. School is harder than ever, her long term boyfriend is distant and her friends seem to be ignoring her. To top it all off she's just landed two weeks in detention with her worst enemy, Eric Cartman.

Wendy thinks she may have the perfect thesis for her research essay. The problem? It requires the study of a rather uncooperative Eric Cartman. Candy

Cartman meets Wendy one more time at their High School Reunion. One thing leads to another... and he ends up wishing he "never said yes." Narrated, for reasons unknown, by Kenny. XD

Candy fic: "Her words are simple, but they bite like steel. Her lightning shoots through him, tingles ringing like an echo through his body."

Wendy and Cartman are anchors for Channel 4 News. Cartman is supposed to be live covering the mayoral race but he's not. It appears Wendy is in for a big surprise when she finds out why. CANDY. Set when they're 30.

Eric Cartman is finally moving up in the world of South Park High… and all because he did his homework. Will he be able to survive his new set of classes? OC story. Submit your OCs.

Kenny and Bebe are eachother's "perfect match..." At least in the eyes of Wendy and Cartman not that they'll ever admit it. Yet, Kenny breaks up with Bebe- for a boy! Cartman and Wendy are determined to find out who.

Based on the episode Follow That Egg The gang have to look after a baby doll for a week Parings: Mainly Style StanxKyle . But also, Creek CraigxTweek , Candy CartmanxWendy and Benny BebexKenny

Kagome is fed up with Inuyasha. Her 3 years in the feudal era have been wonderful, but she can no longer wait for her love to be returned. She runs to the bone eaters well, expecting to go home. Instead, she finds herself in the arms of Sesshomaru.

When she looked at him, he felt as if he was reduced to nothing, all his flaws were brought to the surface just for her. Only for her. Always.

There's a fine line between love and obsession. Cartman/Wendy/Stan love triangle, Kyle/Bebe budding romance, and Kenny, the perverted comic relief character. Based on The Phantom of the Opera.

Song-fic for 'If You're Not The One'. Candy. One shot.

Start of some Candy. Oneshot. Cartman finds Wendy unconscious and helpless one day...

Wendy can trace, very clearly, the events that brought her to Eric Cartman's bedroom in the darkest hours of the night. Giving herself up to him is simply a test. Oneshot.

When Cartman agrees to go to Wendy's house to work on an essay that they got as punishment, he catches her in the act of doing something dirty... CANDY LEMON. Definitely rated M for a reason.

Cartman has been playing a sick game with the other teens in South Park. One game with Wendy puts him in his place.

The downside to being best friends with Kenny McCormick was Cartman, and the inevitable descent into chaos that he carried in his wake. Candy. Oneshot.

Rock Band didn't just help Stan and Kyle, but Cartman too! No way, he hates hippies! but I guess the Bealtes is all about luv! Candy, sequel to I Wanna Hold Your Hand.

There, in her inbox, was an email from someone Wendy had honestly expected never to hear from again. Candy, set twenty years on. Oneshot.

Cartman's sexy presentation on English history blows the lid off feminism's darker side. Meantime Kyle suffers through a dating crisis of his own. No slash - just South Park madness at its best!

Cartman and Wendy are debating pornography and all of their friends are caught in the middle. Will the porn war ruin lives and relationships or have sexy results? Het and slash pairings. Multiple pairings. Contains language, sex, and booze.

South Park High's favorite sex spot is in danger of being ruined. The boys, and Wendy, must make amends for past wrongdoings before it's too late. Multiple pairs, het and gay, and another SP fanfic cliche is under attack!

All is fair in love and war... the same rules do not apply to Soccer. "But the most important reason that I'm putting myself through this seemingly never-ending torture... It's him. I do it all for him." Jasper x Laurent THE FIRST EVER!

An Earth Day party takes an unexpected turn when Cartman is approached by one of his long-time enemies. Cartman/OC. Hints of Cartman/Wendy. PWP

My OC is me, she loses her memory after learning about moving to a mountain town and who finds her? None other than Eric Cartman! From then on, she learns about herself along the way... Will she ever get her memory back?

So this is a cute oneshot about How Stan, Kyle Cartman And Kenny LURVE Lady Gaga. Dedicated to all my FF friends. Xemerald Isle, Hollywood Grimm, ChristyCullen101, Noodle311, etc...

OC Story. Alice Cartelli was forced to leave her so called "wonderland" when her father remarries a woman he met online, Liane Cartman. As soon as she steps into this new town, everything seems to change. Both for good and worse. R&R.

When Wendy and Eric started dating, they didn't realize it would turn their whole life upside down. Stuck in a circle of chaos, they wonder if things would ever be normal in South Park. Candy, ClydeBebe, hints at Stendy, K2

A continuation of "The Catcher In The Rye". What happens to Holden Caulfield afterwards? Will Holden finally find something real? Read and find out!

It was always the same. Always the same f***ing thing. She & Stan would have a fight, another f***ing stupid fight over Kyle or whatever else ticked her off, & by half-past midnight there would be a knock on his door. Lemon Candy, w/ hints of Bunny&Style

Holden is finally in the mood to see Jane and this is what happens afterwards. They get drunk and sing the blues, they stay in a honeymoon suite, and more! Hope you like it!

After Cartman begins to date Wendy, the boys make a bet about him being gay. Who will win him? And why does Kyle feel so weird about all of this? Candy, Buttman, Kyman, Kenric. Mentions of Dip and Creek.

After Holden gets expelled from Pencey, his parents force him to get a job, so he has to work at McDonalds. This is his point of view of a day on the Job

After being on the wrong flight to Malaysia, Cartman and Wendy get trapped on an island with a scarecrow named WT. Cartman is very jealous that Wendy is still together with Stan and wants Wendy. Maybe Cartman will have a girlfriend for the first time? CxW

High school is over and college is a thing of the past. Rich, sucessful, and two time zones away from the headache that is South Park, Wendy and Eric Cartman now live in blissful matrimony.

The remake of the original is FINALLY up. Cartman and Heidi realize they have feelings for each other. ON HIATUS

Eric Cartman is forced to watch the only thing he hoped for in his life vanish. "you did an amazing job with this one-shot!" -ChristyCullen101 CartmanWendy. Oneshot.

Everyone has returned to school from their summer holidays. Wendy finds out that Cartman is in a few of her classes this year and he is her lab partner in Science, to her displeasure. She has to work with him and soon realizes that it's not as bad as she thinks.. Candy.

kyle love stan who loves wendy who likes cartman. DRAMA!

Wendy has to explain to herself why she is attracted to Eric Cartman. Cartman/Wendy, some swearing. Oneshot.

Cartman and Wendy are all time rival, but there's a slight change in Cartman's behievor that get's Wendy on. M for Mature. Candy Lemon.

Holden's been in for one helluva night, but he's still got a long way to go. One-shot that takes place between chapters 23 and 24. Rated T for safety and any edits I might do in the future.

The boys and girls on South Park all have their own problems, and amongst this problems there are the soundtracks of their lifes. Christophe, Cartman, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Gregory, Craig, Tweek and all of the others.

She was the most annoying girl he ever knew, but he'd loved her. OS!Cartman/Wendy.

Kyman! Cartman comes to school... and he's no longer a fatass. Is it just his newest scheme in action, or is there more to it? One way or another, Kyle is content to watch him fail... even if, being gay, he has to admit how hot skinny Cartman is.

Three girls move to South Park befriending the main four. Loves and friendships are tested. Offical pairings: CartmanXOC, WendyXStanXOC, KennyXOC, and one-sided Creek, KyleXMillie, & WendyXKevin.

Cartman's really wants Wendy, but Stan's in the way. Kyle really wants Stan, but Wendy's in the way. The two will have to work together to get the one they want. CartmanxWendy, StanxKyle, StanxWendy. Warning: slash

Wendy's paired up with Cartman, Bebe and Stan for a project about the Holocaust. Wendy's tired, so she leaves Cartman to do research for her. Oneshot, kinda fluffy, CartmanxWendy, hints of StanxBebe and mention of StanxWendy

Wendy is a mature kind of girl who doesn't really care about getting her first kiss. That is, until Cartman steals it from her.

Another missed appointment, another side of a very twisted girl. A night of hell was never this warm and inviting. Cartman/Wendy songfic to Ludo's "Love Me Dead". Lots of implications and violence. Candy. Wendy/Cartman.

Wendy and Cartman do what they do best: argue. About Cartman's cat.

Kyle has finally learned why Wendy dumped Stan for Cartman of all people! Wendy X Cartman, although the main focus on this short fic is Stan and Kyle. Kenny dies as well. Please R & R! The title is a parody of that Mika song.

Stan Marsh totally hadn't seen this coming at all, and apparently, neither did Cartman nor Wendy. 20 random sentences of Cartman X Wendy, and slight mention of Kyle X Stan. Please R & R!

Kyle thinks Cartman and Wendy secretly love each other, Craig doesn't want to believe it, Butters is sceptical, and apparently Kyle and Stan are lovers. I never thought I'd write anything for South Park in my whole life. Please R & R!

The Chipettes and Chipmunks are in High School finally. The Valentine's Ball is coming up. Will they be able to enjoy themselves or will their fans mess it up and cause fights...read on and you'll see!

Jane can't get Holden out of her head, she hears him everywhere. And through everything she encounters -an abusive step-father, smarmy dates- she can't get rid of the idea that maybe Holden needs her just as much as she needs him. Jane POV

One-sided Candy. REMOVED.

Cartman expresses his feelings after Kyle turns him down. One-sided Kyle/Cartman.

Wendy likes to pretend that everything is as it used to be, and nothing ever changes. Her growing feelings for Eric Cartman, however, cause her to rethink that. CartmanWendy, T for language

Have you ever wondered why Ackley hated Stradlater? This story tells about a girl. A girl Ackely loved.

Eri decides to confess to Harima, but thinks he's still in love with Tenma, but, she won't know unless she confesses right? One-Shot! EriXHarima :D

Butters hates thunder, Wendy loves animals, except snakes, Kyle likes to make deals with Ike, and Gregory gives boys who hate him hard-ons. Cutters, CartmanWendy, KyleIke, GregoryStan drabbles.

Wendy has a secret. It didn't start off this way but it became an addiction. Now Eric and Wendy know each others secrets and Wendy doesn't think she can kick her habit now... ever. Rated T for non graphic cutting pretty much it's just mentioned

COMPLETE. An AR riff on the anime. Rated for coarse language, violence and citrus. Kagome Higurashi, recent graduate of the Imperial Military Academy, finds all of her skills seriously tested when the Shikon Jewel summons her to the Sengoku Jidai.

Cartman makes a bet he seemingly can't win, ultimately affecting the lives of eight people. Het and slash pairs, comedy and drama, read and review!

A lesson in pride: Most would call it an unhealthy rivalry, but some call it flirting. Wendy pays a visit to Cartman’s house to issue an apology she feels is due. Hey, we all make mistakes.

Rubber boots, crunching through snow, running to her dad’s car while he ran to his mom’s, and they never looked the other way until the Oreos. It was nice, to not look. Nice to hate her. Nice for her to hate him. Cartman tries not to remember.

A new girl comes to South Park offering a fresh start. The local fat boy is having problems holding onto his territory. While Stan and Kyle are having problems convincing many of their heterosexuality. And Kenny well, he's still poor. Style CartmanOC

When Kagome introduces her friends to Halloween, they leave their stuff to go eat lunch. Guess who would find it? Yep, Rin and Jaken!

It seems everyone is having love trouble in the little mountain town, and Kenny is the one that can piece them all together. However, Kenny has problems of his own. [Kyle x Stan] [Butters x Tweek] [Kenny x Pip] [Cartman x Wendy] [Kenny x Damien]

Cartman is in a predicament. Does he brag about getting a little somethin' somethin', or conceal it because she's a dirty hippie? And why isn't his cocaine ring turning a profit? Most importantly, who keeps shrinking his pants? xover, crack, CartmanWendy

The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.

Alone in life, Cartman desperately tries to find a friend he can play his favorite game with. Cowritten with KyleisGod.

Wendy can't repress her attraction to overweight people any longer and now her sex drive is up to full blast. A long argument between her and Cartman pointlessly ensues.

A series of dessertthemed oneshots. Gay and straight pairs included. CartmanWendy, StanKyle, TweekGary, KennyBebe. Read and review!

Wendy, for once, seems unsure of what to say.

The stresses of taking care of an eight year old can be weighty. A quick note about the time when Jaken got his first babysitting job.

[oneshot, nonslash humor, CartmanWendy, randomfic]. Aye! I'm talkin' to you! Why won't you tell me why she'll never like me?

Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW

COMPLETE! Chapter 13, The Epilogue, is up! StanxKyle, CartmanxWendy, KennyxBebe. A big thank you to everyone who read and reviewed, and even to those who just read. I appreciate it a lot!

To say Wendy was pissed would have been a gross understatement. She wanted revenge – but to execute it, she’d require an accomplice. Someone with experience. WendyCartman, others?

Kenny's decided to track his different deaths, and his general life along with them. He stumbles across some pretty big changes with his friends, and ends up being the advisor of the group. StanxKyle CartmanxWendy

[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.

Wendy finds a bag from Frederick's of Hollywood in Cartman's room and dresses him up. WendyCartman, language, and implied kinkiness.

Faith Plus 1 rises out of the ashes: we're only in it for the money. Cartman is born again on some talk shows, release parties, touring, and a lot of discoveries about relationships. WendyCartman, and very mild KyleStan. Rating for some sexual themes in

Cartman ponders the alleged brilliance of his latest scheme while Wendy engages in the worst sort of physical labor. CxW oneshot

Kids from South Park go to summer camp I suck at des. StanXKyle main plot. CartmanXWendy subplot. Other pairings, main character switches, they're 16 years old.

Wendy, Cartman, and a very dubious bowl of Chili.

When you've dated a person for seven years and have yet to get beyond second base, do the math. Something just doesn't add up... StanKyle, WendyCartman

In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.

“Ho, if a guy ever asks you out…make sure they get you a mood ring”. Those had been his exact words. WendyxCartman

Eric'll do anything to win Wendy's heart. Even if it means helping Kyle, convincing Stan he's gay, becoming Bebe's slave, and listening to Kenny talk about his feelings. He might even succeed, too, if the Cartmans and Charlie Mansion don't screw it up.

Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]

Sometimes the best way to get someone out of your hair is to entangle them in someone else's. Fun with CartmanWendy and StanKyle.

Graduation is fast approaching. Everyone is under lots of stress with exams and deadlines. The only thing that can make Wendy's last few weeks as a high school student more aggrivating is Eric Cartman. WendyCartman, slight StanKyle

Sometimes the one who laughs the most is the one who's crying the hardest.

[AU] Kagome and Kikyou Higurashi, rivals in every way, both find themselves in love with their King. But when a man at court brings Kikyou's scandalous past with him and threatens her life, Kagome must choose between old loyalty and a passionate new love.

Cartman's brilliant plan to win over Wendy is to convince her he and Kyle are an item. Girls dig wussy emo boys, right? Now she'll give him the right time of day...unless Stan's got something to say about it. And he definitely does.

It's six months after Rin joined Sesshomaru and Jaken, and Jaken is fed up with the little human girl.

Ike’s gay? Wendy broke up with Stan for Cartman? Kenny is infatuated with Butters? Is this real or is it just all part of Kyle’s plan to win Stan’s heart? StanKyle

(Songfic - "All I Want For Christmas Is You") Wendy decides she has to tell Cartman how she feels, because he's everything she wants.

A poem of Cartman's true feelings about Wendy

Living in the house of an abusive drunk, a teenage girl longs for someplace to feel safe. Then she meets Holden Caulfield.