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Joined 08-19-10, id: 2503064, Profile Updated: 03-19-13
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I'm just a 15 year old girl with a love for writing and an absolute passion for reading. I also sing, draw, and act like a crazy person.

The song I can't get out of my head: Titanium

Books I'm reading now: The Iron Fey (they are awesome!)

My leprechaun name: Stumpy McDoodles


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

...the final hut. It was larger, more like a barn, and he lifted... (The Five People You Meet in Heaven)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Nothing. Haha I have short arms.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

...I really don't know...it's been awhile...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:45 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:35 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The radio playing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A few hours ago. I was getting ice out of the cooler. (We don't keep it inside for some reason.)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Picture Perfect

9. What are you wearing?

Zebra tank top and basketball shorts

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. It was a very weird dream about me running away with a guy that looked suspiciously like my imagined Gale Hawthorn.

11. When did you last laugh?

At dinner when we kept teasing about my brother and stepfather both being gay.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A painting of a cross and owl, a colorful E, a calender for last year, antlers (ew), a sign about a drunken idiot, a drawing of a girl watching a wildfire burn a prairie, a Valentine's Day gift bag, a bunch of old movie tickets, and jewelry.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Ya, I looked at my brother a little while ago...

14. What do you think of this survey?

Kinda fun to update and see how different the answers are.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

The Bucket List

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A nice house, a cool car, and a crazy amount of books.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I love the color purple.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make it clean. I'm not a Green freak but I do wish there wasn't all this pollution.

19. George Bush:

Don't know, don't care. America was falling apart before him, anyway.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lily

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Nicholas (call him Nick)

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes, if I had the money.


37 Secrets About Yourself.
(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

I found it online.

3) What's your middle name?

Elyse (ee-lee-s)

4) Your current relationship status?

Not sure (I have a boyfriend but I don't know if it'll last much longer)

5) Does your crush like you back?

Nope. Sadly, all my crushes are fictional.

6) What is your current mood?

Content but also a little melancholy.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Personal much? Purple.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Black and white.

9) Missing something?

Ya, my home.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Never would have got into a serious relationship.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A falcon.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Quite a few actually.

13) Something you do a lot?

Read.

14) The song stuck in your head?

None for once.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

maia schne (read her stories)

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

My guy friend Jacob.

17) When was the last time you cried?

I have no idea.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Shape-shift.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Tall or not.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Don't go.

22) What's your biggest secret?

Um...I really don't have many...I guess I really don't like my stepfather as much as people think I do?

23) Favorite color?

Dark Purple.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

No, I don't really watch TV much.

25) What are you?

Not sure what you mean by that. Human, white, American?

26) Do you speak any other language?

Nope. Just English.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Cinnamon.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Enigmatic.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Yep. It really is as romantic as people make it out to be.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Wishing I could have my own house.

31) What should you be doing?

Going to sleep.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My boyfriend.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Depends on what exactly I'm doing.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Fenian (sounds cool)

35) Do you act differently around the person you like ?

Nah.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Dark golden brown.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

My friend Alyse.


POP QUIZ! (Updated Friday, March 18th, 2011 at 12:00pm (weird?))

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My boyfriend

Something about my reading obsession

Where are you?

In bed.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

The ceiling and light.

What's the last thing you ate?

Steak and potatoes for my brother's birthday.

What's your personality like?

Crazy?

Who do you have a crush on?

A multitude of fictional boys...why do they have to seems so hot and perfect?!?!

What was the last thing you thought?

Ash from The Iron Fey would be so sexy if he was real.

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

blackberries (do not ever ask me what I think)

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

go get change for a hundred in pennies haha

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Coke

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Nothing

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

No globe :( gotta wait until school

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

There's only 13 lines...

What can you hear right now?

The radio

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

me: Hey Daisy!

Daisy: *looks up and starts wagging tail*

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

no TV

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

My neighbor tried to talk to me.

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

a flower on the weird dinosaur wallpaper

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

bbeeauhagktgeHTnl...I need some code to make sense of that mess.

If you just read the quiz, copy and paste it onto your profile.


This story is Amazing

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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