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Twisted Tragedies by inallfascination reviews
Lily Evans in her last year transferring to Hogwarts from Drumstrang. She meets the Marauders and new friends. What happens when her haunting secrets are discovered? L&J Rated for language and some adult content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,713 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 9/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10843 - Favs: 12,321 - Follows: 12,823 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
We'll Face It Together by Xx-AddictedToTwilight-xX reviews
Sequel to Let The Music Play. 3 exchange students are arriving in Forks- James, Victoria and Laurent. What trouble do they cause for Bella, Edward and their friends? All human. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,180 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Different Life by madmad14 reviews
What if Voldemort had never existed? What if Harry's parents were still alive and he had been raised by them? How would life be different? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,796 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Return of the Parents by AutumnBreeze12 reviews
No one ever really thought that Lily and James Potter would come back. But they never considered that the rules don't seem to apply to the Potter family...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,178 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P.
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Back to the Future by LadySophieKitty reviews
Lily gets sent forward in time to Harry's 4th year, just in time for the twizard tournament. How will she deal with Harry being in the tournament, and how will she get home?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
I Loved You More by Potteress reviews
Strange and frightening things are happening in the wizarding community and it is turning Lily's once secure, promising, life upside down. Her whole perspective begins to change, pioneered by one boy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 121,190 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Let Me Fall by MourningBlade reviews
What happens when fate is tempted? What if Lily fell in love with someone else? James struggles to prove he loves Lily above all else. But will she ever see it? A version of Sense and Sensibility.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,485 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Full House by MissSugarQuill reviews
Dumbledore's new idea is not appreciated at all by Lily Evans. Learning to live by one's self should surely be left till after school. Unfortunately for her, this develops into more of a problem. Like becoming the arrogant James Potter's little housewife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,572 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
You CAN'T be Harry Potter! by Lotiolentus reviews
100 words drabble. One-shot. Harry apparates in the wrong place and no one would believe who he is. R&R PLEASE! Set in 1997, after the war, during auror training. JKR has published the philosopher's stone by now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5724 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Cinderella was a Redhead by NeLLyRaE reviews
Lily Evans has problems she sleepwalks, and always ends up in weird places she's flunking Arithmancy, she has no boyfriend her best friends is obsessed with dieting James Potter won't stop annoying her and she has no boyfriend. but will that change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,438 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
I Thought We Were Real by JodieLove reviews
James has made a bet, one that won't be easy to win. Especially since it involves the girl he's sworn to get over. Going through the year with the Marauders, we encounter trials of love, romance and friendship. Canon! JPxLE SBxOC RLxOC. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 116,204 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry's New Life by Hermione16 reviews
AU. A woman takes Harry away right after he was left on the Dursley's doorstep and raises him in her hidden house. Later she adopts three magical children to keep Harry company as his brother and sisters and they attend Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,182 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Exception to the Rule by hpobsessedrissa reviews
“I ruin lives, James. You wouldn’t believe it, but I’ve ruined yours too.” In a heartbeat, my feet are on the floor and I’m closing the gap between his arm holding the envelope and myself. “And hers.” L/J, AU, OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,404 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Does My Butt Look Big In These Pants? by Blanco Pagina reviews
Marauders Era, 7th year, LilyJames Head; Lily gets new pants, and asks James, her roomie, whether “her arse looks big in these pants.” Does James say the right thing? Or does it all crash around him? L/J one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Eyes Wide Shut by DestinyCalls reviews
The Marauders and Lily are in their final year at Hogwarts, facing trust issues, new professors, and the uprising war against evil. Will Lily finally notice James? And will they all prevail against the rising evil facing their generation? Story is better!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,753 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Seven Minutes in Heaven by James' Lily Flower reviews
In a celebratory party for Gryffindor, Sirius suggests a game of seven minutes in heaven. When Lily is chosen and is at James' mercy, how will she react? Will her opinion of the Head Boy change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gone But Not Forgotten by lostindreams1001 reviews
It's Lily and James' last year at Hogwarts, and with NEWT classes, relationship drama, werewolf outings, and growing threats of evil, it's going to be an interesting 7th year for everyone. And the question still remains: can James finally change for Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 192,011 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Positively Scandalous by Vicky-Lee-47 reviews
Lily Evans life is full with sarcasm, stupid social climbing mothers, constant trips to the hospital wing and James Potter. She’s a klutz, who craves chocolate and has an interesting outlook on life. She’s one hell of a hilariously mixed up girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,717 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Puckish Mistletoe by solitaireclay07 reviews
Mix together mistletoe, the word puckish, James, Lily, and blackmail and you get a very interesting story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of the Superi by elizia25000bc reviews
AU After Harry defeats Voldemort, the dead begin to return, very much alive. Takes off from end of book five except Sirius is still alive in this. HG, LJ. View the trailer at YouTube under Elizia25000bc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,063 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Living With A First Class Arse by Zayz reviews
[Complete] LilyJames, SiriusOC. A highly sarcastic, silly, angsty, and occasionally romantic collection of 100 drabblings that are under or slightly over a thousand words each. Rated for language. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 68,031 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Things to Never say to Voldy by alyssialui reviews
WARNING: Only say these if you have a death wish. These will immediately get you at the wrong end of an Avada Kedavra. I hope you find it funny though. you have been warned. Ideas welcome. Also I got tons of these, so this wont finish soon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,727 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Letters Lead to Love by Ruby4 reviews
Lily and James have been writing to each other with fake names ever since fourth year.They made a promise not to meet till sixth year...why haven't they even ran into each other at Hogwarts?Oh but they have and they hate each other!AUish!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,722 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
His Mother's Eyes by The Storybooker reviews
Severus Snape only ever saw James Potter in the son of James Potter and Lily Evans. But as he stands by the man's grave years later, Harry Potter thinks that maybe, in his last moments, the man might have seen something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Truth of a Toddler by kmvb reviews
Hermione ran away five years ago, leaving Harry in the dust. But now she’s back, with a daughter and no father. What happens when her daughter finds out who the father is, but she doesn't want her to know?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You can't turn back time by Pottergirl101 reviews
Harry makes a mistake during the final battle leaving him to deal with the Consequences of Ginny being in a coma. After a year of waiting for her to wake up, Hermione and Ron convince him to move on. What happens when Ginny finally wakes up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,015 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily Evans A History by Bethany1 reviews
Updated 06.01.07 Lily's life from preHogwarts to marrying James Potter. Her relationship to her parents, her sister, her friends and the foursome that would change her life forever. PREOotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 400,291 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
All Grown Up by Dueler312 reviews
Where Hermione went with her parents to tell how Ron proposed to her. And she gets her things that she had left in her room and says goodbye to her parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Infinite by Seriously Sam reviews
Chapter 24! He was the sly, rambunctious troublemaker. She was the smart, fiery redhead. Their choices were either black or white and not a shade of gray. Their devotion couldn't be swayed, their bravery always prevailed, and there was no halfway in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,326 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 5/14/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Once in a While by Blonde-Titch reviews
James wants Lily, and he is prepared to do anything to get her. But what if, as Moony points out, “Maybe… just maybe... you have to behave yourself for more than half a day.” JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,919 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Something More by CindyLuWho reviews
Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
For the first time in months by exohlovely reviews
It's the summer after Harry's sixth year and even though they're broken up, Harry and Ginny are far from getting over each other. What will happen when he comes over to the Burrow?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Their Time of Need by ohsnap its potter reviews
After several desperate attempts at snogging, James finally settles for a friendship with Lily. It's amazing how friendship can evolve into something deeper when you thought for sure it was time to move on. End of sixth year till graduation. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,671 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Miss Cinderella by Greekchic reviews
James Potter.The most eligible and sought out boy at Hogwarts. Lily Evans.The shy girl who nobody notices.When a ball comes up James Potter sees a beautiful girl. When she pulls a Cinderella on him she leaves behind a mask. Will James find her? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,870 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Furball Potter by Allison Carroll reviews
Lily and James try to agree on a name for their unborn child and for some reason Lily has this funny idea to name her child after a flower or the baby's father...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mélange by omniFAIRYous reviews
Lily had always been the Pretty Face, which meant no one took her seriously. Going to Hogwarts was the start of a new life. Though that was about to end when a teenage magazine discovered her secret. AUFull summary in beginning of story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,046 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Trouble with Mistletoe by Crystallic Rain reviews
Lily decides to invite James along to one of Slughorn's Christmas parties, immediately deciding it was a huge mistake. Everything seems to go wrong, especially when Lily is caught off guard by the thing she hates most: mistletoe. Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Horace S. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hear My Voice: Ginny Weasley's Journal by Delphina Evans reviews
During the summer she spends at Grimmauld Place, before her fourth year, Ginny records her thoughts in a journal. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 75,446 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ginny W. - Complete
My Flower by mirai3k reviews
This is their story. Remus/Lily. edited 08/11
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Things We'll Never Say by Angelxd14 reviews
Lily&James hated each other with an unrealistic passion,until feelings change on both ends.Jealousy takes its toll on them,until a tradgedy brings them closer.Love triangles,pranks,lust and temptation.Raunchy in the beginning,angsty later on! R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,007 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
In This Journal by PenguinBuddy reviews
Lily keeps a journal of all the times James Potter asks her out and of all the things he does to try and win her over. Complete! Written pre-HBP/DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,252 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A suess-istic approach to Harry Potter by Beautifully Oblivious reviews
Just as the title says... The Tale of How Harry Potter Came to Be... Dr. Suess Style! This is My Pride and Joy, for it is getting published! YAY. so read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/12/2002