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What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

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My Mother Taught Me…

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
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5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

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Baby Bella by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What will happen when Edward finds a little baby that has some how survived a accident. What does this little baby have in store for the Cullens. Later on EXB. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 54,547 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Club by maddi.rebecca reviews
CANNON PAIRINGS/All Human: The Twilight Gang are stuck in a Saturday Detention. There's a Juvenile Delinquent, An Athlete, A Criminal, A Princess, A Brainiac and a Basket Case. Will sparks fly for the group or will there be a world war 3.
Crossover - Breakfast Club & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Dusk by LazyCollegeStudent reviews
"When we got there, the teacher, Mr. Banner, signed my slip, gave me a book, and pointed me to the only open seat. To my surprise, Mr. Kinky was in the other seat at that table." My take on what Twilight would have been like if Bella were a boy and actually the nice, reasonable person she's supposed to be. SLASH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Edward
Fun With Emmett: The Bet by Johnny Emm reviews
Jasper and Emmett have made another bet. But this time, Bella is going to be a victim. Rated M for language, themes, and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The God and Goddess of War by LittleLowe reviews
Jasper and Bella are mates, separated in the Southern Wars years ago and forced to live without each other for decades on end. What happens when his 'goddess of war' returns bringing both happiness and tension into the Cullen family?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 159,566 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The 25 Days of Christmas by KBRCKCBlack reviews
Join your favorite vampires and humans as the celebrate the Christmas season. Each chapter is based off of a Christmas song. All one-shots not related to each other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,066 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Flowers grow again by QueenoftheBookworms reviews
Nessie and Sarah used to be friends. Then Sarah was changed and Nessie moved away. Nessie comes back and Nessie and Sarah, along with the rest of their friends have to face new troubles.
Crossover - Twilight & My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Sarah
Titanium by just88keys reviews
The Cullens leave to hunt for the weekend Bella gets bored and sings and plays Edward's piano. What would she do when they see her. Might be a One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Never Stood a Chance by dsrtchck reviews
You were controlling, she is not. You could barely touch me, she can't keep her hands off me. You didn't want forever, she wants that and more. Tanya/Bella Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 125,977 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - [Bella, Tanya] - Complete
The Captive by Miss-Beann reviews
What if James had wanted more from Bella than to simply kill her in Twilight? The story of Bella's life after James kidnaps her. Rating for dark themes and references to violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,696 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
My Other Half by Christobel Cullen reviews
Bella is a student at the University of Alaska. She's fiercely independent, but everything changes when she meets a stranger who refuses to leave her side. This story explores the subject of vampire mating. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,976 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Husband Swap : Episode 1 by confusedlildevil reviews
First of a series of 'HUSBAND SWAPS'. Featuring B/E and H/G. Learning on how to better their relationships along with learning about a new world. First attempt at Twilight and Harry Potter crossover. OotP/BD compliant. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,768 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
If she said yes by bella-the-lamb13 reviews
An alternative ending to New Moon. If Bella said yes to the proposal... what would everyone at schools reaction be? Alice throws an engagement party? Will jessica and mike be able to let go?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
So How's New York? by Spastic-Kitty reviews
Twilight/Nanny x-over. Bella moves with Jake to New York. My favorite vampire family moves in next door. OCC.
Crossover - Nanny & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Fran F., Bella
Immortal Four by Odyssey Storm reviews
Takes up after Immortal Child. Draco,Hermione,Luna and Harry start to plan on how to bring down the famous dark lord.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P.
Stuck in Volterra by Onwind reviews
Victoria created over a hundred newborn vampires to help her kill me. The good news: The Cullens have a plan to trick her and will hide me somewhere safe. The bad news: The safe place is Volterra and I got Caius for a babysitter. Kill me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,661 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Caius, Bella - Complete
Immortal Child by Odyssey Storm reviews
Harry awakes to a surprise. A surprise that changed his world.Will he be able to find the power within to change things back, even if it means he will forever remain an Immortal Child. And not just any child, but an elf. T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,270 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Childhood Twilight by Odyssey Storm reviews
Harry comes into his inheritance, as a young sprite. Adopted into the Cullen's household, he learns the meaning of a real family, with of course a little fun on the way. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,665 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P.
The Secret Volturi Princess by MrsVolturi reviews
SAFE IN THE LOVE OF A KING. Princess Isabella Volturi. La Tua Cantante. What if Bella went to Italy before she went to Forks and Aro set her a task whilst she's completing her education before she joins them permanently?*Story Beta'd*First fic R&R Please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Caius, Bella
Bella and the Other Mother by Hagrid's Crossbow reviews
Bella lived in the pink palace, basically the movie happened, except Bella was Coraline, she best friends with Wybie and is dating Edward and Wybie comes to Forks with the worst news ever… P.S Cullen’s are vamps!
Crossover - Twilight & Coraline - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Other Mother
Vampire Bella Goes to School by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella goes to school as a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Childe Borne of Fire by 93UnholyConfessions reviews
Abusive father - Murdered mother. No escape. What would you do? I burned myself alive. And woke up again... different. And now I've met this other family; the Cullens. And i know they're not human either. But I have no one else. I am alone." - DURING BD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,348 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Marriage by Madame Meg reviews
“Also, as you may or may not know, if you don't use protection during sexual activities now a days, it can kill you. Let me clarify myself for you, Edward. I am that protection, and I will kill you.” Charlie sets some ‘rules’ for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete