Hey everyone! My name is Neko and I am a Shugo Chara/Pokemon/Yu-gi-oh/Grammar fanatic. I do write here and there, but I love to critique people on the grammar, style, anything really, of their writing. Some people say critiquing is a rude thing. It's not. Here is the difference of critiquing and flaming.

Critiquing is a person who looks over your work, gives you their opinion, honest and true, and helps you to improve in your work as a future writer or just help you with your fun little hobby.

Writing is my fun little hobby so I know how you feel hobbians! (Hobbians is not a real word and is copyrighted by me.)

Flaming is a person who looks over your work, gives you harsh opinions, most of the time a-holeish and annoyingly, and does not care if you improve your work, they just want to make you cry.

So let me clear it up. I am NOT and will never have the heart to be a flamer. *Hands you a fire extinguisher* If you do believe I am harsh on my critiques, PLEASE (I am begging you!) let me know.

Now here is my profile and more details about this below.

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (Plenty of times...)

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or have had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull (Stupid)

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push (Airports)

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Posted this then noticed there was no thirteen.

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (Best S'mores EVER!)

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (I think everyone has... My first one was milk xD)

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (Don't even know how :P)

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (THAT'S POSSIBLE?)

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. Saw there was no 59 and randomly put one in.

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door.

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon and or fork to fling stuff at people.

89. Have walked into the opposite sexes bathroom.

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (Happy Halloween :D)

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Bold the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm MEXICAN, I MUST steal everything I don't have.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.

I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.

I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too (Well... I don't think Ikuto's a loser, or Bakura/Ryou, or N, or...*Cough* anyway.)

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think I'm all that".

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm in COLOR GUARD, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.

I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (Psh, not anymore.)

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (Well... I kind of am...)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I do STUDENT GOVERNMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.

I TRY so I MUST be an overachiever.

I act freaking CRAZY so I MUST be craving attention.

I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I MUST be a party girl.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed druggie/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Again, not anymore...)

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Psh, not anymore...)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Just honestly don't care. As long as no aliens come. When they make me an Ikuto, I will care as much as they want me to...)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer SCI-FI and FANTASY , so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless.

FIGHT BACK AGAINST STEREOTYPES!!!

And there you have it folks. So far, you have learned I am a Yaoi/Yuri fangirl, I use good grammar and critique stories more than I actually write, I am quite timid, but not in the internet world, I can act like a fangirl, a child, and an adult as well, and I love everyone for who they truly are. Also, I have done some very stupid things...

Now to get onto an important topic.

Critiquing.

I have decided to write stories when I was younger because I wanted to write out everything I thought, and have dealt with in my life. I want to show people my dreams, imagination, and more. But at the same time, I want to help people. Make them become better than they are. If you have a story you want me to read that you have wrote in the section above, PM ME THAT GOD-LIKE STORY! But this is a warning, I will nitpick at every little thing. Why? Because I want you to become and evolve (Pokemon reference, tee-hee) into better authors, writers, poets, etc. And I want you to do the same for me. So please, don't beat your way around the bush when you're reviewing in my stories. You see something wrong, you review it to me and I will get right on it. You like the way I correct you, and whip you into the grammared, genre wizard, story teller that you wish to become? Then send me a link to your story, and I'll get right on it.

For now, I accept all ships.

Tons of love, regards, lucks, blessings, and anything else you can think of:

Neko-Nyah!