Hatake Iruka
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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hi my name is of no importance

I am a college student, so if my new and only story is not updated quickly, I most likely have a lot of papers or homework due.

I am a History Major and come from Santa Maria, CA. Home of SM style BBQ, tri-tip, and the Michael Jackson trials. (shudders)

My first review was by kirallie He shalt go into the history of this page with gratitude and thanks.

Lets see, Favorite Music-Country all the way! Alan Jackson, George Strait, Willie Nelson, Johnny Horton, Tanya Tucker, Alabama, Garth Brooks, Loretta Lynn, Tobey Keith, The Bellamy Brothers, Johnny Cash, Dwight Yokam, Buck Owens, George Jones, Martina McBride, Joe Diffie, Alisson Kraus, Brad Praisly, Merle Haggard, and many others.

I also like the Goo Goo Dolls, and some Disturbed, other than that I am a country girl.

Interesting facts: I am an American of the truest sense: Cherokee, Seminole, Aztec, Blackfoot, English, Scots-Irish, Scotish (Not to be confused), French, Welsh, Swiss, German, Italian, and Spanish (As in from Spain)

My cousins are also varying from Japanese to African American. We are a very multi-ethnic group.

My favorite fanfics are: Buffy, Stargate, Highlander, GundamWing/AC, Naruto, Harry Potter, and I will admit I still read Animorphs.

Blonde Moment of the Century:

One day my brother was driving me and my two friends home from Junior highschool and they got into a heated arguement over the band Korn. I listen to Country Music and this went right over my head. I was completely confused because I did not know why they were taking about corn. During a lull in the conversation I decided to add my two cents worth and said

"I like mashed potatoes."

Needless to say, everyone stopped as my brother pulled to the side of the road and they all stared at me. At that moment I felt so stupid and confused as they began to explain that the were talking about a rock band named Korn and not the food corn.

To this day everyone laughs whenever Korn, corn, or mashed potatoes are brought up.

The moral of the story, don't talk if you don't know what the conversation is about.

Favorite or Noteworthy Quotes:

"What most historians don't want admit is that the past does not exist because it is neither tangible nor present."- My History Professor

"There is a great beauty in going through life without anxiety or fear. Half or fears are baseless, and the other half are dicreditable."-Bovee

"The perseption of beauty is a moral test."- Henry David Thoreau

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." -Plato

"There are three kinds of people in the world: those who count, and those who can't."-Warren Buffet

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...It has not survival value; rather it is one of those things that gives value to survival." -C.S. Lewis

"I praise loudly. I blame softly."- Cathrine the Great of Russia

" No Surrender."- The blood oath of Londenderry, 1689

Daddy was a veteran, a Southern Democrat, They ought to get a rich man to vote like that.

Somebody told us Wall Street fell, But we were so poor that we couldn't tell, Cotton was short and the weeds were tall, But Mr. Roosevelt was gonna save us all.--Alabama "Son of the South"

You can't stomp us out and you can't make us run Cause we're them old boys raised on shotguns. We say grace, we say "ma'am," And if you ain't into that we don't give a d--n.--Hank Williams, Jr., "A Country Boy Can Survive"

They packed up all his buckles
And shipped his saddle to his dad
And by the way the house looked
She must have took it bad
The workers come on Monday
To fix the door and patch the wall
They say she just went crazy
The night she got the call

He was up in Wyoming
And drew a bull no man could ride
He promised her he'd turn out
Well it turned out that he lied
And their dreams that they'd been livin'
In the California sand
Died right there beside him in Cheyenne

They say she just went crazy
Screamin' out his name
She ran out into the ocean
And to this day they claim
That if you go down by the water
You'll see her footprints in the sand
'Cause every night she walks the beaches of Cheyenne

They never found her body
Just her diary by her bed
It told about the fight they had
And the words that she had said
When he told her he was ridin'
She said then I don't give a d--n
If you never come back from Cheyenne

They say she just went crazy
Screamin' out his name
She ran out into the ocean
And to this day they claim
That you can go down by the water
And see her footprints in the sand
'Cause every night she walks the beaches of Cheyenne

Nobody can explain it
Some say she's still alive
They even claim they've seen her
On the shoreline late at night
So if you go down by the water
You'll see her footprints in the sand
'Cause every night she walks the beaches of Cheyenne

Every night she walks the beaches of Cheyenne --Garth Brooks- The Beaches of Cheyenne

As you can see I love country.

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