I AM NOT HERE TO WRITE, merely to read and review :)

But for those who I review stories for, I guess it would be appropriate to know a little more about your reviewer, huh?

I'm a college student livin' in Texas (if you haven't gotten it from my username, haha) and I love to read fanfiction for several reasons:

1. Authors of fanfiction never hold back (or at least, the authors I read from.) They go the extra mile and throw in all the dirty details no matter how sexual, raw or wrong they are.

2. Authors from other places around the world (namely, outside of Texas) open up a new realm of language for me that I never knew existed a.k.a. idioms, vocabulary, etc.

3. It normally gives new characters from books, movies, etc. new, more tolerable images - I say this because I basically only read Twilight fanfiction, since there are so many to choose from, and the characters in it are fuckin' idiots. But you talented people out there add spice and charisma to the, in my opinion, rather dull characters from this series.

I'm incredibly Texan in many ways:

1. I love BBQ and if I could, I would eat it every day.

2. I have that unbearable drawl that normally comes quite often now.

3. Words such as "y'all" "soda" and "durn" and terms such as "knee high to a grasshopper" are all within my vocabulary

4. I'm ridiculously friendly to everyone, especially strangers.

5. I can cuss casually without sounding threatening.

6. I prefer beer to wine, despite my love for Italy.

7. When someone says eat healthy, I take it they mean eat more.

8. And yes, I have big hair.

BUT I do NOT agree with a shit load of the conservatives within Texas on their views in politics, race, etc.

That just about sums me up!