'Sup bitches? :)

Well I'm Rhapsody Nevaeh. You can call me Rhapsody, Rhap, Nevaeh, Nevvie, my real name, or whatever the hell you'd like to call me. I don't care much. Okay, so, about me, I guess I can sum it up through this:

Name: Kenzie

Age: 14

Gender: Girl

Location: Arkansas (but I'm not saying where)

Personality: Usually pretty nice, unless you just piss me off. I like having a good laugh, music, writing, reading, anime, comics, and all that good shit :) I'm also a Brony at heart, so, to my fellow MLP: FIM bronies and pegasisters, I love you all. :D I tend to have a temper, and be stubborn, but, I try and control them. And, I'm also a crazy, artistic chick, who is not afraid to kick ass if you hurt her friends.

Fandoms: Death Note (You're gonna be seeing L help me with my author notes, A LOT :D), Hetalia: Axis Powers, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Bleach, InuYasha, Vampire Knight, X-Men, Avengers, Spiderman, Batman, Justice League, Teen Titans, Young Justice, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghost Hunt, Full Metal Alchemist, Shugo Chara, D.Gray-Man, Pokemon, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Vocaloids, Adventure Time, YuGiOh (especially YuGiOh The Abridged Series), Dragon Ball Z (especially TeamFourStar's Abridged Series), Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games (TEAM PEETA, BITCHES!), Maximum Ride (up until the Fang book. It fucking ruined Maximum Ride for me...stupid Dylan...), Avatar The Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra, The Big Bang Theory, King of the Hill, Family Guy, American Dad, Austin Powers, and Invader Zim.

All time favorite characters: L (obviously), Russia, America, England, Italy, Spain, Romano, pretty much all the Avengers and Loki (

Music: Classic rock, heavy metal, rock, some pop or rap, country.

Other things: = my tumblr blog

And...I guess that's it? Hmph, oh, well. Oh, yes, I forgot! L, say hello, damn it!

L: *Eating a cupcake* Hm? Oh, hello.

Yeah, in my mind, L isn't dead...either that, or, when he died, he was reborn onto us, so he can help moi work on Author notes and shit. Though, there are some down-sides...like the fact he steals half my cupcakes.

L: Yes, well, I like cupcakes, they're quite delicious.

Doesn't mean you have to steal half of them!

L: I'm not stealing the cupcakes, for stealing is wrong. You told me I have access to all the food you either bring home or the ones already in the kitchen. Hence forth, I am not stealing.

. . .I can't argue with you, can I?

L: It's quite pointless, yes.

Well, F. M. L.

L: Yes?

Not you, sweetie...

L: But, you said my name.

No, I didn't. I said FML, which is text for 'Fuck my life'.

L: You do realize your life cannot be, as you put it, 'fucked', correct?

...Misa was right, you are a pervert.

L: Yes, I realize I am a bit of a pervert, however, you love me for it, and you are far worse than I am.

Yeah, I can't deny that XD

Anyways, thanks for checking out my profile, and, a thank-you in advance for those who read/favorite/follow/review my stories or favorite/follow me :D.

Favorite lines, scenes, and quotes

"Evil beware: we have waffles." -- Raven, Teen Titans.

"If I wore a tie, that wouldn't change who I am. If I didn't have piercings, that wouldn't mean I'm nice. And if my hair was black, that wouldn't stop me from kicking your ass!" -- Haru Sohma, Fruits Basket.

Thor: "Have care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!"
Natasha: "He killed eighty people in two days."
Thor: "He's adopted." -- Avengers

Security Guard: "Are you an alien?"
Bruce: "What?"
Security Guard: "From outer space, an alien."
Bruce: "No."
Security Gaurd: "Well then son, you've got a condition." -- Avengers.

Thor: "Where is the Tesseract?"
Loki: [laughs] "I missed you too."
Thor: "Do I look to be in a gaming mood?"
Loki: "Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone how much dark energy did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here? Your precious Earth."
Thor: "I thought you dead."
Loki: "Did you mourn?"
Thor: "We all did. Our father..."
Loki: "Your father. He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?"
Thor: "We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?"
Loki: "I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss. I who was and should be king!"
Thor: "So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights. No, the Earth is under my protection, Loki."
Loki: [laughs] "And you're doing a marvelous job with that. The humans slaughter each other in droves, while you ideally threat. I mean to rule them. And why should I not?"
Thor: "You think yourself above them."
Loki: "Well, yes."
Thor: "Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. Throne would suit you ill."
Loki: "I've seen worlds you've never known about! I have grown, Odinson, in my exile! I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it..."
Thor: "Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be-king?"
Loki: "I am a king!"
Thor: "Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this poisonous dream! You come home."
Loki: "I don't have it. You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off I know not where."
Thor: "You listen well, brother. I..."
[Thor is knocked off the mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight]
Loki: "I'm listening." -- Avengers.

Paradox: "PWOTAGONISTS!"
Yusei: "Wait, who's that?"
Jack: "I don't know, but his hair is BEAUTIFUL! OOOH!" -- Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Movie

Jack: "YUSEI! That guy stole your Stardust Dragon card! What a DICK! I know I did it in Season 1, but...uh...I-uh...he's a dick!"
Crow: "Why did he even take your card in the first place?"
Yusei: "Probably to embarrass me in front of my girlfriend."
Akiza: "Oh, don't be silly, Yusei! You know I would never be embarrassed-"
Yusei: "For the LAST TIME, I am dating a MOTORCYCLE!"
Akiza: "But why date a motorcycle, when you can have me?"
Yusei: "Tell her, Jack."
Jack: "Girls are smelly."
Yusei: "He's right, they are."
Akiza: "Well, I think motorcycles are smelly!"
Yusei: "...Get out."
Akiza: "But-"
Yusei: "Get. Out." - Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Movie

Luna: "Lion-o! Check out what we found on the internet, scharnf scharnf!"
Yusei: " 'And then Jack turned to Yusei, and said, "Come over here and kick my engines into overdrive"-' " - Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Movie

Yusei: "My God. The city has been absolutely devastated..."
Jaden: "Yeah! And he took my Elemental Hero Neos trading card!"
Yusei: "This guy has got to pay - for the people of Venice. And my friends."
Jaden: "And my favorite trading card."
Yusei: "Who the hell are you, and what is wrong with your hair?"
Jaden: "My name's Jaden Yuki, and I'm absolutely flawless!"
Yusei: "Stop being happy."
Jaden: "Ain't nobody in the world as fly as me!"
Yusei: "I'm serious - stop it."
Jaden: "Bitches just line up to get a glimpse of my sweet moves."
Yusei: "I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul."
Jaden: "Come on, homey, don't be a playa-hatah!"
Yusei: "I'm not a player-hater. I just hate you." - Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Movie.

Yusei: "Yugi Mutou, will you do us the honor of joining us in our quest?"
Yugi: "You bet I'm in. Nobody fucks with my favorite trading card game, and gets away with it!"
Yusei: "Then our threesome is complete."
Jaden: "Ah, yeah! Looks like we chillin' with the King of Games, bi-atches! This shit be bawlin'!"
Yugi: "...What?"
Yusei: "He said he's happy to have you on board."
Yugi: "Oh." -- Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Movie.

Yugi: "Looks like the Crimson Dragon took us to before Pegasus was killed. Now all we need is a distraction."
-Down at the stage-
Marik: "Greetings, fools, it is I! Marik Ishtar, and I'm here to enslave all of you with my --AGH!" -shot with an attack, that causes an explosion on stage-
Yugi: "Nice shot, Jaden!"
Yusei: "Yeah, way to endanger innocent lives.
Jaden: "Don't thank me! Thank Yubel!"
Yusei: "Who's Yubel?"
Jaden: "The demon who lives inside my head!
Yusei: "...Wonderful." -- Bonds Beyond Time Abridged movie.

Yami: "Huh. I think we just killed a man."
Yusei: "If anyone asks, Jaden did it."
Jaden: "Yeah! ...Wait, huh?" -- Bonds Beyond Time Abridged movie.

"No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't." - Marilyn Monroe

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” - Marilyn Monroe

"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone." -- Audrey Hepburn.

"I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles." -- Audrey Hepburn.

"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!" -- Audrey Hepburn.

"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person." -- Audrey Hepburn.

"The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years." -- Audrey Hepburn.

"I decided, very early on, just to accept life unconditionally; I never expected it to do anything special for me, yet I seemed to accomplish far more than I had ever hoped. Most of the time it just happened to me without my ever seeking it." -- Audrey Hepburn.

"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others." -- Audrey Hepburn.

"The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters." -- Audrey Hepburn.

"The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides." -- Audrey Hepburn.

"Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me." -- Audrey Hepburn.

"Living is like tearing through a museum. Not until later do you really start absorbing what you saw, thinking about it, looking it up in a book, and remembering - because you can't take it in all at once." -- Audrey Hepburn.

"It's that wonderful old-fashioned idea that others come first and you come second. This was the whole ethic by which I was brought up. Others matter more than you do, so 'don't fuss, dear; get on with it.'" -- Audrey Hepburn.

"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." -- Bruce Lee.

"Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successfull personality and duplicate it." -- Bruce Lee.

"A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer." -- Bruce Lee

"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." -- Bruce Lee.

"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of." -- Bruce Lee.

"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering." -- Bruce Lee.

"To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities." -- Bruce Lee.

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." -- Kurt Cobain

"Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with with your self-esteem. They're no good at all." -- Kurt Cobain.

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." -- Kurt Cobain.

"If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!" -- Kurt Cobain.

"The duty of youth is to challenge corruption." -- Kurt Cobain

"So remember, it's better to burn out than fade away." -- Kurt Cobain.

"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." -- Confucius.

"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it." -- Confucius.

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -- Confucius.

"The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence." -- Confucius.

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." Dalai Lama.

"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions." -- Dalai Lama.

"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness." -- Dalai Lama.

"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come." -- Dalai Lama.

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." -- Dr. Seuss

"Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!" -- Dr. Seuss

"Preachers in pulpits talked about what a great message is in the book. No matter what you do, somebody always imputes meaning into your books." -- Dr. Seuss

"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before." -- Edgar Allen Poe

"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality." -- Edgar Allan Poe

"Experience has shown, and a true philosophy will always show, that a vast, perhaps the larger portion of the truth arises from the seemingly irrelevant." -- Edgar Allan Poe.

"I am above the weakness of seeking to establish a sequence of cause and effect, between the disaster and the atrocity." -- Edgar Allan Poe.

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." -- Edgar Allan Poe

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." -- Edgar Allan Poe

"I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago." -- Edgar Allan Poe

"I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it." -- Edgar Allan Poe

"Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt

"I am neither bitter nor cynical but I do wish there was less immaturity in political thinking." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Selfishness is the only real atheism; aspiration, unselfishness, the only real religion." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world." -- Lucille Ball

"One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn' t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself." -- Lucille Ball

"Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you." -- Princess Diana

"Only do what your heart tells you." -- Princess Diana

"I like to be a free spirit. Some don't like that, but that's the way I am." -- Princess Diana

"I don't go by the rule book... I lead from the heart, not the head." -- Princess Diana

"The greatest problem in the world today is intolerance. Everyone is so intolerant of each other." -- Princess Diana

"I want to walk into a room, be it a hospital for the dying or a hospital for the sick children, and feel that I am needed. I want to do, not just to be." -- Princess Diana

"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment." -- Buddha

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind." -- Buddha

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." -- Buddha

"To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him." -- Buddha

"We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves." -- Buddha

"Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship." -- Buddha

"You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection." -- Buddha

"However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?" -- Buddha

"Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind." -- Buddha

"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared." -- Buddha

"There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills." -- Buddha

"Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule." -- Buddha

"In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves." -- Buddha

If your against stereotypical people, and wish they would just shut up, then repost this to your profile. (Bold the ones that YOU are):

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Sweetness

This is really sweet

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl lies her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot and and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who will kiss your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand infront of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight, at midnight, they will realize they love you.

Something good will happen at aproximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eterenity.

Repost this to your profile and spare yourself the emotional stress.

150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriote.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.
9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as”bookends”.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.
20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Pwned!”
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as “Admiral Naismith”.
39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I
should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the
result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not
permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I
will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.
73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.
74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts.
And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does
DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should
answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.
92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my
hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what
happens.
97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.
99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to
see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in
the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.
122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.
134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.
143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce
that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged
him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points .

True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

...This one is for you...

Apparently not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
They're mostly Dicks.
I guarantee 90 of the dudes reading this don't have the balls to put it up 'cause it's all about image.
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed"
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours Just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy no mathat reassured her that she was beautifulno matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he caredthrough every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anythingso she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at herwhen she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

White and blue.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My friend Lily.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sitting at school, hanging out with my friends.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Eating dinner.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Hershey's Chocolate Bar.

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No...damnit...

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Well, the last thing that escaped my lips, was this one song...I'm not gonna say what though.

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Vanilla.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Pepsi.

10, Do you like your wallet?

I have purses, not wallets, but, sure, I like 'em.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

PASTA!

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

No.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Arkansas-Alabama game (HOW THE HELL DID WE NOT EVEN GET ONE FUCKING TOUCHDOWN!? BAMA KEPT SCREWING UP, WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET ONE MEASLY LITTLE TOUCHDOWN, DANG IT!)

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

...There's more than one flavor?!

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My best friend.

16, Ever go camping?

Fuck yeah, and I love every minute of camping.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

I try to.

19, Do you have a tan?

Ah, hell no.

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Nope.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

No.

22, What did your last text message say?

"So what's up?"

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Going to school.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My keyboard leaning against the wall.

26, What color is your watch?

Don't have one.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Where I currently wanna be, RIGHT NOW.

28, What is your birthstone?

Pearl.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

I'll do either, it just depends.

30, What is your favorite number?

13

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Um, my Mom.

32, Any plans today?

Not really.

33, How many states have you lived in

One.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Stupid people.

35, Last song listened to?

"Hell On Heels" Pistol Annies.

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

I can write it, just not say it.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yeah, she's called my mother.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My Converse Low-tops.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Not that I can think of.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

No, why would they be?

41, Do you love anyone?

. . . no . . .

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Uh, not that I know of.

43, What do you usually do during the day?

On weekdays, I go to school, and when I come home, I just do whatever. On weekends, I play Diablo 3.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

There are a few people.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Mostly.

46, What color is your car?

I'm fourteen, does it look like I have a car?

47, Do you like cats?

Yes :3

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Maybe, maybe not.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

No.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I don't really have any scars, to be honest.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her Dad was a drunk
Her Mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no ones around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Untill her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet, but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her Mom came home high
The poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her Mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One she had made

She thrusted the blade
Right into her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The Mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find a sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this onto your profile. If you don't, then you have no heart

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile.

If your against animal cruetly (Horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slaverly and testing, testing make-up products on poor little bunny rabbits, ect., ect.) then copy this to your profile

95% of the kids out there are concered with being popular and fitting in. If your one of those 5% kids who aren't concered with that, or don't want to fit in (like me), then copy this onto your profile

Recent studies show that 92% of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that have still stayed loyal to rock or heavy metal, please copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobbish people, please copy and paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "Eraser Bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. if you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their ass off.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a Jesse/Johan Anderson fangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you read boyxboy shippings/parings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, crazyhypervampiregurl, Rainpool989, Sacred-Spirit-Mirror, Moon Dragon94, DinosaursgoRawr101, aznpride16xx, EclipseWiccan29, Rhapsody Nevaeh

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN *beep* RUN!'

FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS:Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's *beep* that left you.

FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the crap out!

FRIENDS:Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS:Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS:Sit with you on the side of the pool during that time of month
BEST FRIENDS: Throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this trash!!

((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the sh-t out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

My name

K = Really silly

E = Gorgeous eyes

N = Can kick the sh-t out of you

Z = Can be funny and dumb at times

I = Loves to smile and laugh

E = Gorgeous eyes

Your one and only wish

Do it one by one and don't look ahead, 'kay?

1.Write the name of a person of the opposite sex

2.Wich is your favorite color out of red, black, blue green, and yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Wich color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person the same sex as you

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake, or the ocean?

10.Write down a wish (A realistic one-but, then again, anything is possible...)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Like I said earlier, don't cheat!)

THE ANSWERS

1.You are totally in love with this person

2.If you chose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love

Black: You are conservative and aggressive

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Yellow: You a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3.If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You help others and your future love life looks very good

4.If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be to great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate

5.If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time, but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it

6.This person is your best friend

7.This is how many friends you will have in a lifetime

8.If you chose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: You are a laid back person

9.If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and love to please people.

10.This wish will come true only if you REPOST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and your wish will come true before your next birthday!

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them"