Ninja Spudatohide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings. Hello I'm a Ninja, I am a: Beginner writer Intermediate horse rider amateur photographer (now that i have myself a camera) expert daydreamer, airhead and forgetter.I live in down under Australia. No I don't frequently greet people with "G'day mate!" Instead it's more of a "How ya goin bro?" It is cold at the moment. Too cold for winter... Not that I can't wait for summer. I can put layers on in winter, but in summer you can't peel your own skin off no matter how desperate you are. I ride a adorkable Clydesdale X Thoroughbred. My favourite books are: Skullduggery Pleasant series (don't know if i spelt that right) Harry Potter books Vampire Academy series The Lunar Chronicles The Adventures Of Jack Brienin The Last Dragon Chronicles Anything By Roald DahlFavourite Movies/TV Shows Any Marvel Movies Rise of the guardians Star Wars Miss Fishers Murder Mysteries Doctor Who BBC Sherlock (TV Series) Disney MoviesSpecial Thanks to my editor friend: Enigma Greyhound I will only write one story at a time because life... |
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Antebellum by SavvyEnigma reviews
AU When Sam used the Allspark to kill Megatron, he was given a choice: change the past or save the future. He chose to change the past, at the loss of everything he knew on Earth, and saved thousands of lives by sacrificing his own to become Altor Prime.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,382 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sam W.
The Crow With No Feathers by Grace Keely reviews
The war still looms over the horizon, and the night had just crept on the edge. On the precipice of it all, a woman out of time stands fierce and true— but also looking down and careful not to fall. What happens next after she had changed a LOT of things is now a new mystery, but that's why she's there to uncover it! ...or maybe not? Book 2 of the TGWLTW series. OC Insert!fic
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,358 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Jon S., Robb S., OC
Framed Time by Cyber Rogue reviews
What if, during the events of Timeframe, Jack, Raf and Miko actually managed to change the future?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,646 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Jack D., Miko N. - Complete
Before the End by EternalRevival reviews
Optimus Prime has been killed, Earth destroyed, and the universe on the verge of destruction, but the Allspark will do anything in its power to reverse time. Sam Witwicky is now the unwilling hero sent to Cybertron thousands of years in the past to redo a wrongdoing and to ensure that above all else, Optimus Prime must survive.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,804 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Sam W. - Complete
A Frame of Time by Cyber Rogue reviews
Jack, Raf, and Miko's adventures in Timeframe, told by the Cybertronians point of views.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,643 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Elita One, Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Betta Splendens by 2211Nighthawk reviews
"What is this?" Jazz straightened, glancing at the bowl, his grin still in place. "Tha' Prowler," he said, returning his gaze to Prowl's "is ah Betta splendens. Also known as ah-" "Siamese fighting fish or a betta fish." Prowl finished. "I know what it is, why is it on my desk?" cute oneshot that popped into my head. G1 Universe. Prowl centric. Title is scientific name for a betta
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
Dynamite and Drabble by SavvyEnigma reviews
Drabble (actually it's more bits and pieces) from Bayverse and G1, mostly Bayverse with G1 characters. T for safety. Sum. edited but needs more work...Wheeljack apparently agrees with me. *"I think it needs some modifications," he said at last. "Now, where did my arm go?"*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 2/11/2011
Skating by Exactlywhat reviews
There is a frozen lake outside the Arc; the bots try their hand at ice-skating. Jazz flops, Prowl glides and Optimus is unsure whether the Ice will even hold his weight.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Proving Ground Redux by Alathea2 reviews
Several months after the humans soldiers have proven their abilities on the battlefield Prowl, Bluestreak, Mirage and Hound arrive on Earth. None of the new arrivals believe the humans should be allowed to participate on the battlefield. Can the humans prove themselves a second time? A sequel to Proving Ground.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,002 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Complete
Fire at Will! by Exactlywhat reviews
Epps gives a command. The Autobots are confused.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/22/2012 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime, Megatron, R. Epps - Complete
Bleak Christmas by mmouse15 reviews
Inferno is back on Cybertron and reflects on the difference between it and Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Inferno, Red Alert - Complete
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
The Greatest Gift of All by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
TFPrime. The humans decorate the Autobot base for the Earth holiday known as "Christmas", much to the Bots' collective confusion. Just a fluffy little holiday fic. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
Not So Formal Introductions by Rose's.wings reviews
First impressions are always important, doubly so when you're meeting robotic aliens that have just done you the great service of saving your life. But it seems that Aria is just unable to keep from causing mischief. Besides, Wheeljack started it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Ratchet, Que/Wheeljack - Complete
Deja Vu by Foxbear reviews
While on an unexpected trip off planet, Jack and Raf put their survival skills to the test. Chapter 11 is the main reason for the T rating. There is viiolence, gore, and pain. I do not think it is gratuitous but read at your own risk.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,246 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Jack D., Raf E. - Complete
The Measure of a Man by Velveteenrabbit reviews
Human bodies are so very delicate. It only makes sense that the Autobots pay close attention to their fragile friends. A collection of drabbles on Autobots' thoughts towards humans.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010
Independence Day by M. D. Hazel reviews
Ratchet and Optimus reflect as the Autobots and human soldiers of N.E.S.T. share an Independence Day together.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Equals in Inequality by Indigo Flare reviews
Sam is angry and ashamed of humanity. Optimus shows him that despite humanity's short-comings, he has a lot to be proud of. NOT A PAIRING.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Apple Tree by Sakon76 reviews
Things happen for a reason. Earth has a certain innate order, Sam takes after his parents, and if some things are shared between planets and species, there may be a reason why.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Piano Man by youllneverfindmeihope reviews
The hall just went on as if nothing was happening, despite the number of people being small enough to know exactly what each occupant was doing. Will assumed it must have been something along the lines of let sleeping dogs lie. Let shitfaced soldiers cry.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2010 - W. Lennox, Sam W. - Complete
Dichotomy by Tey'Imena reviews
Sometimes, humans terrify Optimus. Sure, he's a giant robot and they're tiny organic lifeforms. But it's kind of like the story of the elephant and the mouse.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Apiary by Lnzy1 reviews
Sequel to Aporia. A struggle of possession over Sam and a cloud of suspicion hanging over Bumblebee has the pair scrambling to stay together. With their allies across the galaxy at war, they fight to keep hold of their fragile 'Happily Ever After'.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Culture Shock by Conna Stevenson reviews
Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Experiencing Earth's Seasons by DaemonicKitten reviews
Optimus finds himself a secure little place to sit back and lose himself in thought. Incidentally, it's also a wonderful place to observe Earth's natural beauty. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Learning Curve by mmouse15 reviews
Written for a contest 'Everything I Need To Know About Life, I Learned From Humanity' - Maggie Madsen and Ratchet compare notes.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Maggie M., Ratchet - Complete
Sunstreaker's Got Humans by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunstreaker is still learning to put up with humans. What happens when a bunch of humans decide to get to know him on a whole different level? Rated for my very twisted sense of humor.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sarah L., Sideswipe - Complete
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
Logic vs Feelings by Tungsten117 reviews
Optimus reflects on his relationship with Sam and Mikaela and also on the events in Mission City.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Strange Creatures by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie. Post Mission City. Splitting the hair between life and its simulation isn't just a human preoccupation. One-shot featuring Ironhide, Ratchet, and the occasional swear word.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Universal Language by A Midnight Dreary reviews
-07movieverse- The Autobots and Earth music. part5: He couldn't sing and he was going to make sure everyone knew it. HIATUS for the moment
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
Planet Earth by Macx reviews
movie fic, part of the Imperfections Series. Maybe one day they could move about this planet more or less freely. He would let Jazz lead the way, to explore, learn, ask, interpret and just enjoy...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Barricade, Jazz - Complete
The Rules of Size by Aspirare reviews
There are four rules that define who we are and how we all live.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
An Autobot Xmas II by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. My 2007 Chhristmas fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Beautiful Day by Aspirare reviews
Bee muses. Some minor BumblebeeSam. Fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Seashells by Aspirare reviews
No matter how hard he tries, Bumblebee cannot hear the ocean. BumblebeeSam.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Pieces of the Dead by David Hines reviews
Sam and Optimus take a road trip. Movieverse, with some tips of the hat to other formats.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Crossing the Line by Goldendreams257 reviews
[movieverse] It started off as a simple game but Bumblebee and Jazz soon learn that there's more to Sam and Mikaela than they originally thought. ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Thief by Dierdre reviews
[2007 movieverse, Sam and Bumblebee centric] Time is an indiscriminate thief, and eventually it takes everything.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
An Autobot Christmas by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Just a little Christmas story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Hot Oregon Night by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. It's a hot night and two Autobots are having trouble offlining.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Complete
Wrath by kepulver reviews
[G1] Pipes learns a bit more about why Huffer hates Earth so much.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Future Past by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Short piece, set in distant future on Cybertron. Two youngsters discover a link to the past.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2005
Sunrise, Sunset by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl, forced into having a day off, has no idea what to do with himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/25/2005
A rather distressing shade of yellow reviews
Life isn't always as simple as eat, sleep, repeat. Certainly not for me anyway. And when the Valar jump into my life, it's just about turned on its head. All I wanted was rest. Going to another world and trying to save it along with nine others, not my best idea of a vacation, but we'll see how it goes. WARNING: Extra long intro, no pairings, movie script...ish.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Gandalf, OC