Suddenly a hand grabbed her from behind, covering her mouth before she could cry out. She then felt the cold hard metal of his sword slide across her throat...“Now luv, I’m not gonna hurt ye. Daniella never did like pirates....

This is the ultimate Smasher guide to boredom...and pretty much everything else. From overindulging in cookies to terrorizing children to prank phone calls, you'll find some useless tips and possibly learn a lesson or two.

This story is set in the early 1920's. All the smashers are or have become, one way or another, poor. They go through many a hardship as they learn about friendship, love, and hardship. Chapter 4 up! This is chap is sad. Rated T for violence

Some strange story involving a studio, an announcer, a cameraman, and the Smashers. And a pink citrus scented camera. Read at your own risk. [Complete, so take it off of your alert list already!]

Amy is just about to watch Pirates when she gets an unexpected visitor...

This is about the day James potter and Remus Lupin......... It's 51 ways to annoy Severus Snape

I think that is fairly self explanatory really

The title IS the summary

Again, the title says it all

Zelda is torn between a Hylian Hero and an Altean Prince. Who does she really care for? [A MarthxZeldaxLink triangle.] Complete!

Bethany Paris is very much a proper lady with a fear and hatred of pirates but when she lands heself in the company of Captain Jack Sparrow to save her father's life, things begin to change. COMPLETE!

When Marth beats the unbeatable Link, no one sees him as a gay pipsqueak anymore, and even starts catching the eyes of 2 certain princesses...And an evil sorcerer...