If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.

It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.

The Civilian Foreign Minister was glaring at Sasuke. Naruto, after considering the delicate diplomatic situation, burped at him.

NaruSasuNaru. The Uchiha clan has to make peace with Konoha after years of enmity. To ensure the truce, they hand over one of their own.

Japan sends their most promising investigator to dissect the brilliant mind of Beyond Birthday. Every day, for one month, they will speak for one hour. (Slash)

Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.

AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.

It was bewildering, it was stupid, and in Itachi's opinion, it was one of the best things that Madara had ever done for him. A late night wake up call leads to opportunity, and Itachi, for one, wasn't about to turn it down. He just had to figure out what to do with it. Somehow.

AU. Suzaku is an FBI agent with serious issues, serious denial and a death wish. It's Dr. Lamperouge's job to try to get him sorted out...but things get disrupted when Lelouch's past comes back to haunt him.Yaoi.

"Lawliet," Doctor Light Yagami said firmly, "There is no Mu. There is no Death Note. You're in a hospital – a mental hospital." AU/Alternative Ending.

One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?

AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.

Itachi stays in Konoha; just how good an idea this is remains to be seen. Massacre AU, Sasuke POV, some background Anko/Itachi and eventual Sasuke/Naruto leanings but primarily gen. WIP, tentatively off hiatus.

A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.

Divide et impera might be a classic move, but L had to admit that it was nowhere near outdated. Crackfic, with a genderbent Light due to an Act of God. The result of a plot bunny that wouldn't go away after I finished reading Silver Pard's "Adaptation"

AU. A serial killer emerges in Japan, basing his murders on Norse Mythology. NPA star-detective Light Yagami and the World's Greatest Detective L are both targets, and the case may lead to the end of the world for both of them. L/Light, Matt/Mello

Once upon a time, a notebook fell from the sky, and Light Yagami was the girl to pick it up. Genderbend AR, yuri.

After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.

During one of his seafaring missions, Doumeki has an encounter with a supposedly imaginary being.

History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.

Among the craziness of Konoha's shinobi, one civilian despairs.

You will grant him a kunoichi-style execution. One-sided Uchihacest, non-explicit. Darkish. Twisty.

To build an empire from ink and wood and fire. MadaHashi, HashiMito.

Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.

A shinobi's age is measured not by how long he's lived, but how much time he has left. KisaIta, not AU.

In which someone thought it would be a good idea to entrust ANBU Captain Hatake Kakashi with the stoic Uchiha heir.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

When Loki falls to Earth he has every intention of conquering it, but as a cat he is taken in by Tony Stark, and as he watches him struggle through life in the face of certain death, the Trickster starts to think twice about what he had on Asgard.

Eight years after the beginning of the invasion, Japan is still steadfastly at war with its Britannian invaders thanks to the skilful leadership of Genbu Kururugi and the skills of a pair of boys with the potential to turn the war around.

Hikaru has somehow started calling Touya "Akira", and that, of course, is rather a big deal. Suggestive HikaAki.

Some friendships are best saved for a rainy day. Izuna and Tobirama, pre-Founding.

One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.

How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.

[In some ways, he isn't older than him in the slightest.] Tobirama, Hiruzen, and the things Hiruzen learned from his sensei without Tobirama realizing it. AU, Kinship-verse, Hiruzen narrates.

You do not see the forest for the trees. Madara, Hashirama. Gen. Spoilers for chapter 625.

To be Hokage, or to build a village. Tobirama deals with his team and his brother's while watching a young man grow up.

All myths have a source.

Santana Lopez quite enjoys her newfound status as princess of McKinley High and wants to make sure it remains the status quo. She well knows that every princess needs a fairy godmother. Luckily, she knows just the right fairy for the job.

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

On his father's suggestion Kyouya proceeds to befriend a new transfer student at Ouran. However, while Kyouya and the other Host Club members notice something off about him early on, Kyouya does not anticipate the outcome correctly.

Heaven has paradise but China has Hangzhou.

Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?

He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)

All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.

Hunger Games AU. In one move Lelouch saved his sister and damned himself. Now he has to compete in the Hunger Games and figure out some way that both he and Suzaku can get out alive and get home. Suzalulu.

Lilim are a type of incubus that visit men in dreams and take advantage of them. Kaworu was oblivious to the effect he had on Shinji. Shinji wished Kaworu was a little less pure.

Everyone knows the great detective L only takes cases he's interested in, cases with multiple victims... so why is he investigating a graffiti artist in Tokyo? LxLight AU, on hiatus

Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.

In another universe’s logic Uchiha Sasuke wasn’t allowed to languish alone in the empty halls of the Uchiha. No, instead, he was thrown capriciously into the house of Hyuuga. Power's fickle, but not as fickle as emotions. //co-write clockwork starlight//

Kids, today you're going to hear an amazing story. The story of how your father met your mother. The PG-version. Because you lot are 3. And if your parents' story were to be turned into a television series, it would likely be rated PG13. At least. So actually, this isn't really going to resemble the story of how your parents met at all. Oh well. Part of the Bicentennial series.

Kuroro can suddenly access his nen again. Suspecting a trap, he seeks out Kurapika to find out what's going on and discovers that the boy has disappeared from the Nostrad mansion. He searches for the boy and learns something surprising.

A collection of moments from the eyes of Rachel Berry's dads and Kurt Hummel's dad.

To prevent his older brother from dying, again, and leaving him in bitter angst, again, Sasuke does something simple. He introduces Kabuto's brain to one billion volts of electricity. Crack. Spoilers 589.

Beyond has escaped from prison, taking Mello as his hostage. Hot on his heels, L is forced to seek help in apprehending Beyond from the criminal profiler who knows him best, Light Yagami. AU, SLASH L/Light

AU: Spy vs. Spy. NiChu. When you can't trust anyone but yourself, how are you able to love? Echoes of IggyChu, RoChu, HK x Taiwan, USUK, GerIta, etc. For Hasegawa.

Rather than leaving there unscathed, Light completely loses his grip over his sanity in solitary confinement and finds himself losing his mind.

Tristes ou drôles, les faits sont là.

In which Light Yagami is not the only fool to play with Fate's strings. /AU/

Morning sex – Barnaby wakes up already filled by his lover.

Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.

Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako

Itachi's prank has gone too far, and Sasuke is declaring war... with help from Naruto and Sakura, who are really just along for the ride. Let battle commence. AU, crack and general silliness.

Living day by day may become routine for some, but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. Sequel to "Discordant Harmony"

Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

Voldemort has risen. The Ministry has invaded Hogwarts. Artemis is teaching Harry Occlumency. Harry is teaching Defense lessons. And Draco is teaching the Slytherins to be good guys. Well, sorta.

Slowly, Sasuke forgets what 'living' is. Oneshot. Post-Massacre.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Ten years of frozen time is more than enough.

These old clans, they're not all that different, not all that sane. Hinata. Itachi. Hanabi. Sasuke. Madara. Neji.

Danzou sits in his darkened house, listening for a knock on his door that he hopes will never come. One shot.

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

"All great countries are destroyed. Why not yours? How much longer do you think your country will last? Forever?" Each nation remembers falling. Now they reflect on their past and watch for America's turn. 10.A hero's perpetual dream that refuses to wake

NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.

Drabbles involving Ravenclaw!Rose, Ravenclaw!Albus and Ravenclaw!Scorpius. New: Rose is trying to concentrate on Quidditch. Albus is more interested in getting an acromantula to fly.

In another world, Sasuke is born first. (character death)

Naruto knew marriage wasn't supposed to be easy, but he never thought that it'd be this damn violent. Mr. & Mrs. Smith, NaruSasu style

"You can't talk to strangers," Mom tells him. "I've told you before." Except she hadn't said that before, and Spencer talks to strangers all the time. - AU of Memorium featuring 4-year-old Reid

She is no longer the queen of a hundred Hyuuga warriors, but of all the ghosts lingering within the Uchiha walls. Told in short snippets

It was all his fault. It didn't matter it was the Doumeki of another world that left Watanuki with this mess, the big jerk still screwed everything up in the first place. Doumeki had no way to explain the actions of another man that bore his name. 104

Human beings like Beyond Birthday were never meant to be born with shinigami eyes. When he meets genius NPA detective Yagami Light, he tells him he can change his destructive nature - one he never had a choice in. AU, violent themes. Complete.

Bunny is fighting demons, Kotetsu tries to help, and runs into a couple of roadblocks of his own. Like how he didn't know he'd really like to kiss Bunny. -set after episode 13-

Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi

A twisted take on this prompt: "Erik was right after all. The government begins openly persecuting and exterminating the mutants. After Charles loses everything he ever loved, he realises that Erik was right all along and joins him."

A duty is passed on from father to son, for the sake of protecting that precious person.

Kakashi is an editor in a shonen manga magazine. At the moment, he's working with two mangakas – Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki. They haven't quite met yet, but they are about to.

The Uchiha massacre and the events surrounding it. Danzou, Itachi, others. Gen. Angst. Spoilers for chapter 402.

Itachi could throw a kunai before he could read. Pre-massacre Uchiha family fic.

Sequel to 'Perchance to Dream', 'Ravel, Unravel', and 'Shades'. Tying up the loose ends, kicking some political butt, and redefining Konoha. Includes many characters in five different flashfics showing the aftermath of 'Shades'.

"He was a week into his life sentence when he first saw Himura." Cage-fighting!Prison!AU.

Fire Lord Ozai favors a more permanent solution to the problem of Zuko, and the spirits disagree.

Sequel to Perchance to Dream. The world is at war, Akatsuki is on the prowl, and a corrupt Hokage rules Konoha. The group of exiled ninja called Genshi must face these problems, or watch as everything they love and stand for is destroyed. Rated for L & V.

Much ado about the kid with blond hair and blue eyes on the other side of the door to the house on the outskirts of Konohagakure. NarutoSasuke.

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

Kushina wants her honeymoon, Minato is forced to agree, and Itachi now has the responsibilities of the Hokage... as if dealing with a despotic father, idiotic cousin, tempered fiancée, whiny brother, rogue ninjas, and thousands of missions isn't enough. AU.

Seven lives, seven deaths, seven Uchiha; the dreams wherein they die are the best they ever had. Some dare to call this justice.

Shinobi don't let anything prevent them from protecting their precious people. Anything. One assassin is about to find this out the hard way. One shot, minor manga spoilers.

Light had dealt with admirers before, but nothing like this. Between an unknown stalker and a mass-murderer with a God complex, it's unlikely that Light will ever sleep again... unless an insomniac detective can help him put a stop to both. LightxL dark

All Derek Morgan wants is to keep his head down and serve out the rest of his sentence, but things start to get complicated with the arrival of his new cellmate, Spencer Reid. Prison AU.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

L was a genius murderer, and Light really wasn’t supposed to live past their first encounter. Unfortunately, L fell in love, and L's love hurt. LxLight AU

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

Arthur's issues start to manifest themselves as Eames in his subconscious, driving him deeper into depression. When the team regroups for a job, however, he will have a hard time hiding his self-destruction from his friends. A/E. Explicit slash, noncon.

Al's dad told him that Slytherin was all right, and that means it isn't fair how people treat them. Al's realized he has to fix this.

Because the Uchiha Clan is a lost cause and everything that's in it, even the children, are one, too.

Yuuko's an ass-kicking, name-taking mob boss with a vested interest in keeping the orphaned nobody, Watanuki Kimihiro, alive. To that end, she's hired a certain Doumeki Shizuka to be his bodyguard. Organized crime AU. Currently incomplete.

You think it's karma because it's the only possible explanation that such a horrible human could be wearing your most precious person's face.

He likes to remember those colourful days which are now long, long gone. His days are now nothing but a stained and blurry grey, sometimes lighter, sometimes darker, like rainclouds weeping from the sky.

Jessie's a decent guy once you get beyond all the crap he says and all the dumb things he does. Even this is sweet, in his own totally F'ed up kind of way. -Kurt/Jessie, Jessie/Rachel-

When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.

Black clouded the edges of his vision, and Itachi struggled to open his eyes. What if Itachi didn't die? Collection of 28 drabbles. AU. Gen. Complete. Spoilers for chapter 402.

Uchiha Itachi and the four ghosts that follow him. :Oneshot:

In the midst of their battle, Sasuke turns into a child. AU. Gen. Itachi, young Sasuke. Oneshot. Spoilers for chapter 402 of the manga.

Kurt and Santana strike an unexpected bargain.

Will you be my fukataichou? Drabbles on captain-lieutenant dynamics. Now showing: Kensei and Mashiro.

After an incident in Potions class, Scorpius is temporarily blinded. Albus volunteers as his study partner until the teachers find an antidote - not for purely altruistic reasons. From their co-dependency evolves friendship evolves something more. AS/S.

Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.

The sign on the door of Watanuki's Cakes and Patisserie was switched to Closed even though there was light coming through the blinds, which was odd for late Saturday morning. DouWata AU

Life was getting harder for Quinn as her pregnancy went further. She never expected Kurt to offer his shoulder clothed in the best clothing, no less to cry on whenever she needed it. Post-Throwdown and beyond! Kurt/Quinn. COMPLETE.

Hinata wonders what exactly possessed her to marry into the dysfunctional Uchiha Clan. non massacre AU. SasuHina.

“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.

The pieces forming the lives of everyone's favourite musketeers. Warning: Some chapters may contains slash. IX - The difficulty of accepting comfort. X - D'Artagnan and Aramis share a meal. XI - Aramis is sentimental.

Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.

RE-POST One rash decision can change everything. Set seven years in the future. NarutoxSasuke, NarutoxHinata, SasukexOCs

Was Uchiha Sasuke insane? The answer, Ibiki knew, was yes.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Gen. Itachi and Sasuke, after death. Bleach universe. Spoilers for chapter 402.

AU. This is what remains. What if it were the Hyuuga massacre? Gen. Angst. Neji, Hinata, mentions of Itachi and Sasuke. Spoilers for chapter 404. Warnings for character death.

Witch Hunter ; Lee x Yue x Xing, every which way. The Bairong princes and the slightly dysfunctional relationships between them as they grow up.

Kurt had always been there to help Quinn out when she'd been Slushied, and Quinn had always been there to help Kurt out of the trash. When their unlikely friendship is threatened, they may not be able to pick up the pieces. Kurt/Quinn.

AU. Yao is just a merchant now—he doesn’t want to be roped into crazy tasks that could end in death. So, of course he gets roped into exactly one such task. At least he’s not alone. Though, whether that’s a good thing or not remains to be seen.

Run little White Rabbit, run. I'll find you.

In which our hero works through the five stages of grief, but not really. CRACK. Sasuke, Ghost!Itachi, badfic extraordinaire. Spoilers up to 402. Vague spoilers for 477.

He has been a beloved brother, a wanted criminal, and a sacrificial lamb. The life of Uchiha Itachi in twenty glimpses. One-shot.

A year before he was slated to attend Hogwarts, Scorpius Malfoy died. His parents buried him on a Tuesday. Inspired by Stephen King's "Pet Sematary".

And they all lived together in a crooked little house. Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura.

Yuko once said that the burden of taking a life is so heavy that it can crush a person, and one shinobi knows that better than anyone. Look out, hitsuzen: Uchiha Itachi has a wish. One-shot, spoilers for the Naruto manga.

A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.

Wear a mask for too long, and it may become your true face. Itachi-centric, manga spoilers.

Irony loved Itachi. It was his silent servant, always there and never expected. It’s why he finds it horribly ironic that everything comes back to lightning in the end.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.

A high ranking officer constantly demands sexual favors from a pretty Opera singer. AU PWP smut

After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.

Prequel of sorts to “Never Gone”: You don’t have to know exactly what is missing to know that something is.

LxLight. AU. Detective author Light Yagami's world is turned upside-down when a real detective needs his help solving a murder case fashioned after Light's own book. Trouble is, he doesn't remember writing it. DISCONTINUED.

After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

Ciel the pawn has died and his soul has been feasted on by a demon… but in fact he has just reached the other side of the board.

An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.

AU. Mistaken for another, this town has Matthew staying with a Englishman he does not know, confessing feelings to a man, and escaping the law he has not broken. Alfred's just mad Arthur has locked him out of the house.

When rumors of Sasuke dressing in drag reach Konoha's higher-ups, Team Seven is required to report to the village's "shinobi evaluator" to determine if Sasuke is too crazy to remain in service. Pity the evaluator. Set in Asuka Kureru's Saki-chan universe

A series of drabbles focusing on various pairings, points of view and situations. Most pairings will be Bartimaeus/Nathaniel or Ptolemy/Bartimaeus

Nine tales, one for each member of the Rookie Nine, each one a host of the Kyuubi. Oh the differences the choice of jinchuuriki makes.

There are things, apparently, that you can't do without black haired pussies meddling in your business. Hunting down missing children happens to be one of them.

Even when the mind forgets the body remembers.

There aren't enough Artemis/Alex crosses out there. This is my take. No real plot yet.

Sasuke dies. [An AU where Itachi killed Sasuke in the massacre]

Maybe Itachi could trap him forever; a hundred years of torment locked in his brother’s Tsukuyomi. Maybe everything he had seen, everything he had suffered--everything was only a never-ending nightmare of Itachi’s design.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

Fusion with the manga Glass Mask, about acting and the theatre. Hibari Kyouya is the protégé of Reborn – a retired actor who holds the rights to perform the famous The Phantom Mask – and his rival for the main role, Gokudera Hayato. 1859 somewhat. CRACK.

He's watching her ... -- Tom Riddle/Moaning Myrtle : gen : challenge : winner of Second Place : drabble

He wants to kiss him. Sebastian/Ciel.

COMPLETE! Daring to look up, the young boy with the same jet black hair as the man holding him found himself staring at a group of people, all in the same black suits bearing a similar crest to his father; the crest of the Vongola.

Apartment for Rent: 2DK HARAMACHI Chrome MeguroKu. It only made sense to become roommates. TezFu. Drabbles.

Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR

Between a prodigy of an elder brother that he had put on a pedestal who had the highest IQ in Europe, and a twin brother who was a savant of natural sciences in his own right, Beckett now knew that he would never amount to anything truly remarkable.

You were bullied, it was horrid. There were even times when you wanted to be a common Muggle child again, alone with your thoughts. At Hogwarts, there not many places you could find to be truly alone. So you took to the girl's bathroom...

Hunter X Hunter Drabbles. Mostly Kuroro X Kurapika. Look inside for indivudual story pairings and ratings. Drabble 41: "He was afraid to look, because he knew the eye sockets would be empty. He was too much of a coward to check."

Without inhibitions, and temporarily abandoning that careful control he was known for. It is a precious and rare moment of vulnerability. Even when drunk, Uchiha Itachi remained an enigma.

Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.

After The Gaang experiences bad breakups one right after another, Aang and Sokka devise a way to win back their girls: A love potion, of course! This can't end well... Zuko/Katara, Aang/Toph, Sokka/Suki and Mai/Ty Lee

Watanuki, just like many before him, had his ways of exacting revenge upon his enemies for their insolence. Unfortunately, they didn’t always have the effect he was aiming for.

Itachi comes home to a fevered Sasuke, and is forced to re-evaluate his role in the Uchiha family. One moment, in the garbled minutes before dawn. Pre-massacre, siblingship.

Watanuki becomes a worrisome and slightly murderous..mother hen and Doumeki pulls a slight protective act when Kohane befriends her very first friends. Male friends.

In secret, a scientific process jokingly referred to as Project Zombie is underway. What does this mean to the dead assassin Touya Akira? And who is behind this horrible process? And for what means? Where does Hikaru fit into all of this? AU

He is not a saint. He is not God. Even his sense of justice is skewed. After all, how can Kira rationalize his use of the Death Note when he himself is nothing but a common criminal? A member of the yakuza? LxRaito, AU.

Watanuki gets walked home. It wasn’t a date, really. Watanuki isn’t in denial at all. Light sort-of Doumeki/Watanuki.

Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.

A drunken discussion about sex. UraharaxKira, mentions IchimaruxKira

-It's a dream. It's all a dream.- Watanuki loses his balance. Strange onesided Doumeki/Watanuki for the most part.

Itachi knows who will understand.

crack!fic. SPOILERS FOR THE BOILING ROCK! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Zuko: Sokka and Hakoda approved! Poor Katara. zutara, sukka, hinted sokzu

So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...

“Unrequited love! How…icky.” Tamaki exclaimed, waving a hand dismissively. Kyouya simply adjusted his glasses, fragments of what could have been a bitter smile tracing across his lips. one-sided kyotama, oneshot

Kaga went to great lengths to get Hikaru to spend his Saturday nights on proper dates instead of across a Go board from old geezers or, worse still, Touya Akira. HikaAki.

Oneshot. An encounter between Shigeru and Masanobu.

Yaoi NaruSasu, spoilers La recherche du bonheur est une chose étrange, et c'est souvent une question de goûts. Sasuke est bien placé pour le savoir...

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.

Watanuki's living on his own, years in the future, believing that he no longer has the ability to see spirits. He lives closed off from the world, lonely and distant.

In the possibly not so distant future, in a public park, Doumeki Shizuka and Watanuki Kimihiro share a twilight and maybe something more.

A collection of stories written with the aid of a list of themes. DoumekiWatanuki. [50: “Sooooo!” Yuuko continued, “Who are you saving that first kiss for?” ]

In entirely different circumstances, Watanuki remains invariably, the same.

The bond between two brothers cannot easily be cut, and only Sasuke and Itachi have ever succeeded. Sasuke doesn't love Itachi—he hates him, and Itachi knows this. [Gen. ItachiSasuke.]

Yuuko has a lot of customers. But today it's just Watanuki. DoumekiWatanuki in lots of different ways :

Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]

Light, pathetically poor college student that he is, is in dire need of cash. The renowned detective and more importantly, multi billionaire L can help this wretched situation: and subsequently, the business negotiations begin. Yaoi, slightly crackish.

Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]

Haruka sees that his grandson's destiny lies with a doomed boy. A wish is granted. A price is paid. A tale is set in motion. [precanon, DouWata]

Set during and after ch108. 'Maybe, just maybe, he wishes he had shot Near instead of Light that day.' Matsuda doesn't know what he wants anymore. He doesn't know what he believes anymore. [oneshot]

[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE

After fifteen years, they've learned to compromise: it's enough for Watanuki to know that Doumeki would abandon everything to follow him, and it's enough for Doumeki to remind him of that at every possible occasion.

[Cracktastic parody of Death Note] When Tamaki finds what appears to be a lost notebook, a bored cupid offers him a chance to be... the god of love? And, with Tamaki in charge, relationships have never been so crazy.

Three people Orochimaru seduced, and one he didn't. OroJira, OroTsu, OroKabu, OroSasu.

Watanuki is bribed into going to a convention.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

No' means 'yes'. 'Yes' means 'more'. And 'please' is that ultimate form of submission. But what will happen when Sasuke asks for a new word? NaruSasu, language and sexual themes. Oneshot.

If birds of a feather flock together... Uchiha Itachi in 10 glimpses.

Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.

Has anyone ever asked themselves what would happen if Doumeki died and became a ghost. No? Well just humor me then. Doumeki/Watanuki.

It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.

[Team 7 centric] Three of Konoha’s ANBU are checking in. No one thinks twice about it. It’s a perfectly normal occurrence.

I care not whether I die tomorrow or next year, as long as my deeds live after me.' [Completed Novellette] [Warnings: dark, controversial, unpleasent and violent themes][Nommed for best Overall, Drama and OC at Orion]

Itachi is dead. Orochimaru is indifferent. Sasuke is home and he’s the same stupid bastard, except where he’s changed. [SasuNaru subtext, Team 7 pseudofluff] [slight gore] [3700 words]

Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]

[Set two years after the series] The Geneiryodan, once again reunited with their Leader, raids an underground auction. They make away with the auction's prized display: The last living Kuruta. Eventual Kuropika.

Waya drew a conclusion, Hikaru raised an objection, and Touya avoided the question. All in all, an accidental push in the right direction. HikaAki, AshiwaraAkira.

An XXXHolic and Ouran crossover, with cameos by the Antique Bakery guys and the Legal Drug guys and mention of the good old Petshop of Horrors. All the universe is connected. There’s no such thing as coincidence. Maybe.

OS, DeanGinny HPGW HPDM, un brin de Ginny bashing. Ginny aime le regard de Dean posé sur elle, et c'est sans doute la seul chose qui importe...

Four kisses Sasuke initiated, and one that he didn't.

A modern day rendition of the Uchiha tragedy. The problem with humans, you see, is that we're more entranced with our fantasies than reality... [AU, Complete]

His old man wears an Earth Kingdom name like a shirt that doesn't fit.

AFxHP, but with a twist: our dear Artemis isn't going to Hogwarts. After all, Hermione is not the only one to see the similarities between the Irish prodigy and the Dark Lord... 12LH, nom'd for Best Crossover.

Challenge response to ZukoGetsLaid community. Specific locations for Zuko's exposure to adult pasttimes. Multiple characters and no specific pairings. 10 of 10 complete. Sexually charged stories with moderately strong language.

Subaru gets a rather memorable posthumous Valentine's Day present. Postseries. S&S.

There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.

Watanuki doesn't like the sun. Doumeki x Watanuki.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Should I fold a thousand cranes for you, Ren? — oh, I see.' :HaoRen

An AU in which Sasuke's parents died in the war when he was three and Itachi stayed to care for him. A series of POVs by Sasuke, Itachi, Iruka, Kakashi, Naruto and Sakura.

Everyone has the opportunity to instantly change something in their past thanks to a strange new crystal. But even with the warning, they're going to do it anyway? Complete!

Series of shorts, slashy on occasion. Death and barricades and clouds and so, so, so much lost youth. Jehan this time.

Obito is alive, Itachi hasn’t massacred the clan, Kakashi does not have the Sharingan and Sasuke is still a brat. Welcome to the Moments Universe. It is scary and crack filled. Includes both yaoi and het. ItaSasu. ObiSasu.

The biggest pervert on Team Seven might not be who you'd think. (SakuNaruSasu one-shot ficlet)

Kakashi ponders on the reason students get crushes on their teachers, and the risks of Sasuke doing so. Ficlet.

Sasuke can see the changes that communication with the fox demon is bringing to Naruto, and he knows what they're leading to.

Nearly a thousand years ago, Fujiwara no Sai died for the love of a game. But pasts don't always stay in the past, and even ghosts can be haunted too ... as Hikaru is about to find out.

At seventeen, Tezuka understood many things. He knew what his feelings for Fuji were and what they meant. And he knew unspoken, unrequitted feelings were supposed to hurt, but it didn't work for him that way.

SasuNaru. Set postseries. Orochimaru has taken Sasuke's body, and Naruto hunts him while dealing with such obstacles as training his first genin team.

Post-series one shot. Implied AkiHika and MitAka. Hikaru muses on cheesy romance novel covers, symbolism, and where love falls in between.

Kisame and his poor attempts to molest Itachi starts up a very, very complicated mess. Will he succeed or die the most painful death? Kisame fan if there's any keep out! Complete