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 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Alex Rider, CSI, and Tinkerbell. Name: Lydia Country: England, South Yorkshire Hobbies: Sleeping, eating, doing stupid things, laying on the ground. I'm doing my disclaimer here because I keep forgetting to add it on my stories so here it goes : I do not own any of the characters or their respective shows/games/books. The rights belong to whom ever own them (not me). My Alex Rider one-shot is complete and I have been asked to write a sequel, I've had some suggestions so I'll start plotting. I know I haven't really started my Alex Rider sequel but this plot bunny won't leave me alone -.-' so I'll be rolling with this on for a while. Never fear I will get it done. Just not right now or even this year. Thanks for reading, reviewing, alerting and favouriting any of my stories. Now apparently people actually care what I think about things so here: Homosexuality: I personally don't care about whether or not a bloke wants to sleep with another bloke or if a woman likes another woman. I lived in Brighton and I loved it. Flames: These do not bother me, you want to flame my story go ahead. All I think of them is a person is angry about their insignificant life and wants to take it out on another person. If you don't like the story tell the person why without being offensive and stop reading the damn story! Why people insist on reading a bad story only to consistently flame it God only knows. Religion: I have no religion, I don't fault people for having a religion. I actually enjoy having debates with religious people so I can understand their religion better. People who blindly follow the faith with no other reason beyond because I do annoy me along with people killing others in a religion's name or saying have faith or pray for a miracle. For example in the Bible it says love everyone so why beat gay people to death? God in my opinion has a lot to answer for. Racism: I once again do not care about how people look they can be green for all I care, yes I would think it's a bit different but I wouldn't mean it offensively. As you can probably tell I am a very accepting person, I believe in gay rights and equal rights for everyone. Anyone has a problem or would like to start a discussion I'm all for it. Italian HOT Chocolate |
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The Drabbles by black4minister reviews
A place for all the little Star Trek stories that pop into my head. They vary from humour to seriousness, and mostly feature Kirk, McCoy or Pike, with other crew making appearances. No Slash. First story - McCoy sleeps in the Clinic, Pike wonders why.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,806 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 4/26/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, C. Pike
Unsealing Legacy by Forlorn Story Teller reviews
A small twist of fate made him aware of his heritage; unsealing the legacies his parents left behind. Graduating from the academy at age seven, he's well on his way. He found a kindred spirit in Uchiha Itachi, and his cousin Shisui's along for the ride. They're on the path to unsealing the legacy left by their ancestors, both the dark and the light. Next chap teaser in AO3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 273,685 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 5,769 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 5,680 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
All in the Faculty by Monster Mads reviews
Workaholic Alex Rider is given one month's vacation time against his will. Seeing that he doesn't actually have a life outside, well, spying, he's not entirely sure what to do with himself. So he pays Professor Harris a visit as his new, ahem, "assistant teacher". Alex/Tom!Friendship.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 253,197 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Sabina P., Tom H. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,792 - Follows: 11,272 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 6503 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Different Sort of Hero Support by LIONKATE reviews
Every year the senior heroes are paired off with a different senior sidekick every month. Emmeline Garwin does not approve of Principal Power's pairings, for more than one reason. Warren Peace would have to agree with her on this one. WarrenOC
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,920 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Warren P., OC
Chaos by tangledribbons reviews
In the summer after his third year, Harry Potter finds a CD and changes the fate of the wizarding world. Punk Harry, so there will be swearing/smoking/drinking etc. H/D pairing. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 90,834 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Smokin' Hot by feari teiru reviews
In years to come, her children would ask, 'how did you and Daddy meet?", and she would blush and say, "I burnt down my apartment complex."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,366 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Broken by azfaerydust reviews
Familyfic/angst/humor - Two damaged souls, 17 year old Kakashi and 3 year old Naruto find a way to heal each other and become a family. Read as they overcome their pain and face a new life full of promise and hope. How will this change Naruto and Kakashi? Watch the boy grow to be a strong shinobi and face the world that had turned against him. Some action and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 184,885 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Ayame - Complete
Third Watch by uncer giedd geador reviews
Sat on watch together, Bilbo and Kíli take the opportunity to discuss beards, the lack of them, and the irresponsibility of youth.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Weightless by owlpostagain reviews
"Dream big, Ax," Riku had sighed, running one hand subconsciously over the rim of one ear, empty scars from old piercings still peppering the cartilage. "We're way too old for that shit." [in which Axel and Riku go to Warped Tour. Roxas and Sora ensue.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Brave Heart and The Pure Spirit by ifyourstillfreestartrunning reviews
Strange creatures are roaming the woods. Darkness is settling over the Valley. Maria must make a choice between love and an age old magic, that could mean the end of everything she knows.
Little White Horse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,360 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Maria M., Robin
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 16,634 - Follows: 15,155 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Tonight We Are Young by celaenos reviews
During an unusual case the team is thrown for a loop when Emily and Reid are injected with something that leaves them appearing as little children. Hopefully Emily and Reid can finally have some semblance of a happy childhood, even temporarily. Winner for CMProfiler's Choice awards 2012 Best Emily/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,822 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
We Two Alone by shoreleave reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Leonard McCoy thinks he has nothing in common with command-track cadet Jim Kirk, until a series of events forces them together. When a training mission derails into a seemingly hopeless situation, both have to learn to trust each other to survive.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,426 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Do I Even Want To Know The Full Story? by Loony Gryphon reviews
100 drabbles mostly featuring Kirk with repeat appearances by Bones, Pike, Spock, and the rest of the Enterprise crew. Drabbles take place while at the Academy as well as after Nero's defeat. Short little tidbits that let your imagination run wild.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,642 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
Marry Me by Reigen Doki reviews
Eight times Jim and Spock accidentally got engaged, one time they almost did and totally knew it, and one time they really got engaged, but in a completely straight way. Sort of Jim/Spock but really not at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/1/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Like A Pro by SauvignonFierce reviews
Reid and Morgan break it to the team they've been seeing each other, and accidentally slip another tidbit of information in.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Obviously by NozzleTops reviews
If asked, Axel would simply say he first laid eyes on the blonde in a laundromat. He wouldn't mention their more than a little rocky and sometimes violent-Who knew Blondie had so much pent up rage?-start. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,212 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Clooney's Adventure by hot4booth reviews
One-shot: Reid gets a little more than he bargained for when he attempts to play a prank on Morgan using his dog Clooney to do the dirty work.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Don't Let Them Win by PadawanGirl reviews
"'Reid, I want you to talk to this boy,' said Hotch. Reid paused in the hospital corridor, eyes wide. 'Me, sir'" Slight AU
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Back in the Day by pokeyspot reviews
CRACKFIC The Marauders in all their glory, meet Harry Potter. Typical ne? And yet... will contain Crazy!Harry, Darry, time travel, SiriRem, bad pick up lines, abuse of Mrs. Norris, and anything else I come up with... CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Collision by CaramelAriana reviews
collision: when bodies meet and exert force upon one another, resulting in the exchange of energy. When Harry and Draco are forced together on an adventure across the world, will they ever be the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,064 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Whom It May Concern by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
Harvey and Mike start leaving each other notes around the office if they're too busy to talk. NOT slash.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,754 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
What People Normally Say by Darkfangz13 reviews
Or, 'Deductions About DI Lestrade'. Mystrade established.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/13/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
When We Stand Together by Lying In An Angels Arms reviews
AU. Mycroft's parents die and Mycroft is left in charge of four year old Sherlock. Gregory Lestrade just wants the four year old to stop sneaking into crime scenes, and maybe for Mycroft to give him his number. Mystrade. Told in Drabbles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Luna and the Grinch Search by dragonflybeach reviews
Because really, what were they thinking when they gave her that Dr Seuss book? And who could have imagined that such a rare creature was at Hogwarts? Cutesy Christmas one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
That Kind of Day by Indigo-Night-Wisp reviews
"Wow, you get snarky when you get kidnapped." "No, I get snarky when I haven't had a cup of coffee in 48 hours. Where's the freaking sugar?"
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/14/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Car Conundrum by KricketWilliams reviews
Morgan's car gives him a little trouble, and the team help him decide on his next purchase. Just a oneshot based on an observation. As usual, I don't own anything.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2011 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
The Uzumaki Tag Company by Alastor Maelgwyn reviews
Genesis. The beginning of a new era, built upon the foundations of old. The future is uncertain, but an enlightened mind feels no fear. Pure creation. Pure destruction. Such is the new path of Team Seven. Team-Centric, Fuuinjutsu Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Loony Luna Lovegood's Boggart by AgentNerd reviews
Because we all know it can't just be something normal. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Roolz:: Things A Lab Rat is Not Allowed To Do by A Rhea King reviews
After his 'luminol incident' Greg starts a list of things lab rats shouldn't do. Strange how things like that develop a life of their own...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,437 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Of Ceilings, Mismatched Shoes & Wit Beyond Measure by calliopeinbloom reviews
Luna and the Sorting Hat have a rather interesting conversation... I feel obliged to point out that this is NOT ROMANCE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Luna L., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Respect He Deserves by Kkarrie reviews
It took me five minutes to become friends with Buzz McNab, but it took me seventeen years to give him the respect he deserves.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/17/2011 - B. McNab - Complete
Twisting Reality by Reigen Doki reviews
Buzz's little observation leads to a heap of trouble for Lassie and Shawn, full summary inside. Rated for safety.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,812 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Mix Up by atlantisXgirl reviews
Kirk and McCoy have a bit of a wardrobe malfunction, and it amuses everyone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Halloween Costumes by Fighting4Writing reviews
James doesn't want to dress up for Halloween, but changes his mind when he finds some Halloween costumes he's sure his dad will find very amusing. If he doesn't faint from shock first. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - James S. P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Office Pool by Bob Rhynoplasty reviews
Now a series of One shots. NCIS has an office pool going on. What's it about, and why are newbies generally scared? Warning for SLASHY thoughts
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,894 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Nine Lives by thebondgirl reviews
"Well...looks like...I've...finally...run out...Boss," he gasped quietly in the direction of the small opening. "And what is it you've run out of DiNozzo?" The gruff voice sounded just that bit scared, and rightly so. Tony smiled grimly. "Al...mosts."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,715 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Baltimore by maleshka reviews
Tony and Gibbs meet for the first time in Baltimore; they don't get along. With a lot to learn, they have to survive each other long enough to solve a case! Rated for language.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 156,954 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Fools Rush In by londonsocks reviews
Harry is not stupid,but what if for once he stopped to think for himself for just a moment? Dissatisfied with his current situation he resolves to improve it,to hell with anyone who gets in his way. AU after OOTP. Warning:contains some delicious cliches!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Remnants of a Forgotten Dream by FFPA reviews
Slight crossover fic between Naruto and Bleach. A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. It all starts with a new soul arriving in Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling even that of their strongest. And now a conspiracy has begun to unfold.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,502 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., T. Hitsugaya
For Love is Strong as Death by Sakuri reviews
Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,133 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Observations on the Feeling of the Adorable by A Perfect Day Elise reviews
Post 3x17. Peter's pov. Lincoln helps them on some case. Bell finds him adorable, Lincoln disapproves of the description, Peter doesn't help. a story about pies, mind tricks, cups of coffee and conversations with cows. I mean, what?
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Lincoln L., Peter B. - Complete
I Did Not Have Sex With Catherine Willows by Anna Greenway reviews
A remote case, a bet, a wrong conclusion. An office gossip legend is born.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Intercepted Communications by Taylor Hayes reviews
Kirk to Bones, and Bones to Kirk communications, and how the rest of the crew of the Enterprise reacts, written by myself and Kate Wicker. May continue later. We'll see.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
And All the King's Men by Mijan reviews
When a training simulation uncovers something that Cadet Kirk was never meant to remember, it breaks him. McCoy can't sit by and watch Jim crumble. When asked what he's willing to do to get the old Jim back, Leonard has only one answer. "Anything."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,864 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Adventures of Dr Bones and Captain Jamie by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Jim somehow gets Joanna onto the ship. The crew hears Bones tell her a bedtime story that sounds suspiciously familiar…
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The Losers Skippy's List by fierynightangel reviews
A Skippy's List for The Losers. AN at top. Enjoy!
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2010
In Which Bad Sh t Goes Down by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Scotty is de-aged. Hilarity/chaos ensues. For a prompt on the st xi kink meme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
It Wasn't Funny, Really, It Wasn't by J.S lover234 reviews
When Castiel becomes drunk, madness follows quickly after, and Dean and Sam can't stop it...their laughing to hard. Note this has a M/M paring in it, don't like don't read. Also note I don't own Supernatural. Note I don't own any of the songs either.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
CSi: Hell's Belles by A Rhea King reviews
A turn of a events a crime scene leaves Greg stranded in the desert. With no way to contact anyone, he tries something different to reach help.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Greg S. - Complete
Convergence by Mijan reviews
Pike wasn't supposed to be in Iowa, but there he was, weighing his future against scales that would never balance. Kirk had given up on his future long ago. McCoy's past had been pulled out from underneath him. Paths converge in the least likely places.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,481 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
Don't Dribble When You Drabble, Reid by Xia Momo Capernicus reviews
Drabble collection, any pairing, character or prompt, though mainly Reidcentric. 21st chapter "Revert"- the loss of a team member causes Reid to revert to his old self for a moment.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,235 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - S. Reid
The Consequences of too much Caf Pow by UnstoppableForce reviews
The title says it all. Slash - Gibbs/DiNozzo
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Obstructed Views by Detour reviews
Gibbs sees an opportunity to improve Director Vance's opinion of DiNozzo. Will Vance give him a fighting chance? Will DiNozzo behave? Seems unlikely, doesn't it? A new development finds Gibbs in danger...what's a DiNozzo to do?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,561 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Bedtime Stories by LaylaBinx reviews
AKA: Five Times Jensen Ended Up In Cougar's Bed And One Time Cougar Ended Up In Jensen's :p Slightly slashy toward the end but mostly friendship fluff!
Losers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Things the Crew Can No Longer Do by Kuroi Atropos reviews
50 Things that the Enterprise Crew are No Longer Allowed to Do - I know this has probably been done before, but I was in the mood for some comedy. Added Chap 2: The crew, headed up by Captain Kirk, plot their replies to the Admirals. I'm really done now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Ignoring The Universe by The Fink reviews
A CSI and a Federal Agent walk into a bar...
Crossover - CSI & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Nick S., Tony D. - Complete
Everything We Couldn't Say by Corinne Jane reviews
Sometimes it hurts to say what you feel more than it does to actually feel. Both Gibbs and Tony know this all too well.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Behavioral Analysis K9 Unit by AhmoseInarus reviews
Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it's Garcia's dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! H/R Fluff
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/19/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] P. Garcia - Complete
Roolz:: CSI and Lab Rat NoNo's by A Rhea King reviews
After seeing The Wall in Las Vegas, Adam decides to start one in New York. It's almost scary how these things develop a life of their own.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,522 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
The Request by cloudyjenn reviews
When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,602 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,839 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14435 - Favs: 21,955 - Follows: 8,820 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
I Don't Understand by funnywithachanceofmurder reviews
The look on Hotch’s face was priceless. He barely managed to keep himself together for a few seconds before he burst into laughter. Not even Jack’s interruption stopped him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Fifteen Accidental Life Lessons by alescA Munroe reviews
More accurately, 15 things Team Two, aka Kotetsu and Izumo, learned that their sensei hadn’t meant to teach them at that point. Followup to Wires, Shuriken, and Curses. Some humor, some not. WIP New rating for cursing and man!kissing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H.
Sharpening Iron by WhyMustIWrite reviews
The road of life is easier to walk with a traveling companion. Some friendships occur naturally and spontaneously. Others take more time and effort, and occasional manipulation from the local expert in psychological torture. This is one of those times.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,290 - Follows: 1,992 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Peter Pan by Letting The Rain In reviews
A mild concussion enables Gibbs to muse on his team.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Never Knew I Had A Secret by embracing-shadows reviews
Sara figures it out around the same time that she realizes that they haven't even figured it out for themselves.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
The Antics of Flack and Messer by Utter reviews
Little snippets written between my friend, Gunny, and me, Einah. :D Danny Messer and Don Flack being themselves. FUNNY.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Danny M., Don F.
gIRlfRIendS by Nicrafetix reviews
Girlfriends are tricky creatures striving to get noticed, striving to make you feel better, striving to get you with your best friend? AkuRoku Soriku Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,024 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Will of Fire by Mystic Dragon reviews
When the Yondaime had no choice but to sacrifice himself to stop his wife from her rampage, it left their two year old, part fox son, Naruto, an orphan. Luckily, the Sandaime put him in the capable, caring hands of the four biggest village misfits. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,205 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Iruka U., Anko M., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Dare I Wish I Hadn't Taken by Harmony283 reviews
They were going to be late anyway. Or at least that was Zelos’s well thought up excuse. Genis doesn’t quite believe him. Especially when it involves a certain shop in that certain district of town. And tape measuring. Rating: T 16 R&R!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,619 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Genis S., Zelos W.
Kisoutengai KinYoubi by Mussimm reviews
A missing nin, a squirrel, a chance encounter and... oh dear. It's a body swap story! ShikaTema ShikamaruxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,985 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dance! by Naia reviews
AU Hogwarts is the most famous ballet school of Europe, and Hermione is proud to be part of its graduating class. But this year, the young prodigy Harry Potter, son of two ballet stars is coming to Hogwarts... This is a year everyone will remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,758 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,999 - Follows: 1,763 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Discretion by Sara's Girl reviews
All Greg wants is for someone to tell him what the hell he did. It’s reverse pre-slash! Or is it slash-preslash-slash? Who knows. But a baffled Greg is a beautiful thing. **Slash** Nick/Greg.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Immaculate by KivaEmber reviews
AU. ‘You know, when you’re fifteen, you’re not supposed to be sharing a bed OR shower with your twin brother.’ IchiHichi. Twincest.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
The real reason I can't stand you by LittleLinor reviews
A collection of short fics about Genis and Zelos... Yes, this is shonen ai, so don't read if you don't want to. Chapter 18: The good side of being obnoxious.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,044 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Genis S., Zelos W.
Case Study by amitai reviews
Sequel to 'An Object Lesson'. Wolf and Alex are partners, but even the best partnerships have to start somewhere. Their beginning just isn't as good as it could have been...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 431 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
NCIS: Gas N Sip by ReverendKilljoy reviews
Abbie makes a pit stop after work and meets a kindred spirit. Crossover with CSI. Fluffy.
Crossover - CSI & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Greg S., Abby S. - Complete
Closer by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. Axel pushes him away, and Roxas pushes back.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 227 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 591 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Taste of Disaster by Nili reviews
Elrond is fed up with all the catastrophes and has come up with a solution. It does not really work, and so the next kidnapping is inevitable. Now Elrond is annoyed, Aragorn and Legolas are bored – and the kidnappers quickly see that they made a mistake.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Put Into Play by Caster reviews
Catherine discovers the lab rats have three fears: April, soccer, and diets. [DavidxNick]
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2006 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
That One Night by scribbles-in-the-margins reviews
[MABU] A sidefic to Water Runs Red An explanation of 'that one night'. Iruka, Kotetsu, Izumo and Anko end up at the Hokage's office at 2AM that can't be good. Rated for Language and bad behavior
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Iruka U., Izumo K. - Complete
The Ways of Politics by Caster reviews
Boredom leads to conversations. Conversations lead to ideas. Ideas lead to action. [DavidxGreg]
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2005 - David H., Greg S. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,538 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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Postit Note Fun reviews
Post-it's are popping up and Ecklie is none too pleased with the things
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Greg S.
Changing the World reviews
AU I wanted to make an in-depth fairy story about a flawed main character that is interesting but different. This is my story - this is a story of the beginning of not only Pixie Hollow and Neverland but the beginning of change in life. T for safety.
Tinkerbell - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Queen Clarion
Best Friends reviews
This is AU. Nick and Greg go to the same high school, I used this list I found on the internet and have added some, enjoy! Now completed!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Cub's 15th reviews
One-Shot about Cub's 15th birthday, I was going to call it Russian Vodka, K-unit appear too. Crack fic, OOC you have been warned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
4 Things Not to give the Weasley Twins reviews
Title says it all. Flames welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete