Name: Sam Ross

Location: what are you a stalker ...

Relationship Status: Single

Favorite Books: Twilight Saga , Night World Series and , The Vampire Diaries. and basically anything i can get my hands on :)

IF YOU DONT LIKE ME THEN DONT TALK TO ME I DONT FUCKING GIVE a SHIT WHAT YOU THINK ... K

... also dont copy or print my stories there mine not yours so back da fuck off :)

QUOTES:

-Why drink and Drive when youn can Smoke and Fly.

-Nobody Dies a Virgin because we all get fucked by the World.

- Crack is whack , but weed is indeed the best.

"You're in a place for fear
Lips are for biting here
Lets make this moment worth the while
Lets kill the night and go down in style
Feel the magic rise
We're plotting our demise
Of perspiration and alcohol as I introduce the bedroom brawl

You bring the ropes and chains
I'll bring the pills and games
I can show you pain
And make you say my name
You will believe my lies
That I'm with other guys
That sparkle in my eyes
Is part of my disguise" -Bruises and Bitemarks , Good with Grenades

Random:

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

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If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a proud stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, put this in your profile.

If your greatest wish is to be Bella Swan, put this in your profile.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is the hotest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU HATE HOMOPHOBIA...

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time, because even the teachers at her high school bullied her because she is dating a woman.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room because he was male.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the foster parents who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me, but they are not allowed because they are gay men.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. A group of men kicked me half to death because I love another man.
I am the sister who had to read the eulogy at my brothers funeral when he hung himself. My parents refused to go because he loved another man, and killed himself two weeks before he graduated because my father kicked him out and my mother refused to help him. I am the sister who left home with him, and because I choose right over my parents, I will never see them again.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me, because I am a transsexual male.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the female domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me, because I live with another woman.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind, the kind who love “the wrong sex“.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

This poem inspired me to be different. It's about being cool, no matter who or what you are.

Kids Who Are Different

Here's to the kids who are different,
The kids who don't always get A's.
The kids who have ears twice the size of their peers,
And noses that go on for days.

Here's to the kids who are different,
The kids they all call crazy and dumb.
The kids who aren't cute and don't give a hoot,
Who dance to a different drum.

Here's to the kids who are different,
The kids with the mischievous streak.
For when they have grown,
As history's shown,
It's their difference that makes them unique.

Favorites

colors: Red , Hot pink , lime green, Black

Food: Onion rings

candy: Oh my God i dunno

movie: right now it's Transformers , New Moon, and The Hungover

tv show: Secret Life Of the Americn Teenager. , Pretty Little Liars , Burn Notice , Rizzole and Isles , Psych , Haven and More

holiday: Christmas

month: June

season: Summer

day of the week: Saturday

store: Barnes and Noble

restaurant: Sooo many to choose umm Olive Garden

sport: Phillies and the Eagles, Cow boys and Yankees

animal: ummm dolphin and snakes

flower: Pink roses, Freesia , Ruffled Tulips

Have you ever...

danced in the rain: yes

tripped and had an embarassing fall: Many

smoked: yes often

got drunk: yes

done drugs: hehe

gone skinny-dipping: no

been in a car accident: yes

been in love: yes

met the president: no

met a celebrity: Yes

cried over a movie: yes

shoplifted: who hasnt

laughed so hard you cried: yes

cried for no reason at all: yes

This or That

pepsi or coke: Coke

mcdonalds or burger king: Mcdonalds

chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate

tv or movies: movies

colored pencils or markers: Markers

sun or moon: moon

day or night: night

long sleeve or short sleeve: long sleeve

n'sync or backstreet boys: backstreet boys

burgers or hot dogs: burgers

rock or rap: Both

aim or phone: phone

comedy or thriller: comedy

waffles or pancakes: both

peanut butter or jelly: mixed together

Team Edward or Jacob? - Neither I'm all about Team Jasper hehe

Vampire or Werewolf? - vampire

Live forever with the one you love even though its not safe for them, or leave them thinking its for the better? - Live forever with the one you love even though its not safe for them

Favorite Twilight character? - Jasper

Least favorite Twilight character? - Mike

Favorite couple? - In movie: Edward and Bella/ In fan fiction: Bella/ Jasper

Would you rather have super strength, super speed, or read minds? - read minds

Favorite Edward "trait"? - protectiveness

Who do you like better? Female Twilight characters, or male? - Male of course

Favorite book in the series? - Eclipse

Least favorite book in the series? - Breaking Dawn because its the end :(

Do you like the romance or the action better? - action

Favorite line or passage from the books? - "Does my half nakedness bother you."

Secrets and lies:

Secrets and lies Banner

Bella and Jasper:

Bellas Ring:

Bella Pregnant:

Ultrasounds of the Twins..

C. M. Whitlock sucking her thumb :

J. A. Whitlock:

The Twins:

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