Ahem. This is ... um... *reads script* xOscarxMyerxWienerxGalx's ... description!

So anyway... I will name things I'm obsessed with:

Balthier

Final Fantasy

Instant Oatmeal

Cloud Strife

Pandas

FanFiction! Umm...so... things about me in a top ten list that I call...Top Ten List of Random Things About the Author! Ahem.

#10 I have a tiny crush on Reno from Final Fantasy VII

#9 Um...I have a theme song (scroll to read, I put it after #1)

#8 I have an idiotic narrator

#7 Random Appearance Girl (in most of my fanfics) is actually my BFFLAD

#6 BFFLAD stands for Best Friends For Life And Death (that's not really about ME but whatevz)

#5 My favorite number is 7

#4 My favorite candy is DOTS

#3 My favorite color is Grey [I also have a pet unicorn named Jimmy, and a pet panda who is named Johnny]

#2 Random Appearance Girl also has a theme song

#1 RAG means Random Appearance Girl AND RGWMP is Random Guy with Monkey Pants whose actual name is Brandon and is dating RAG.

I will now "sing" my theme song. [By "sing" I really mean type.]

xOscarxMyerxWienerxGalx, she's da coolest gurl in town, xOscarxMyerxWienerxGalx, she likes Oscar Meyer Wieners, and Jimmy the Unicorn, and she has a narrator that's stupid!

Anywho. I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove:

(Animes or Anime Video Games)

Pokémon

Naruto

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Final Fantasy Series

Black Butler

BLEACH

Kingdom Hearts Series

FLCL

(Other Video Games)

Borderlands Series

Call Of Duty Series

The Elder Scrolls Series

Grand Theft Auto Series

HALO Series

Resident Evil Series

Assassin's Creed Series

Silent Hill Series

Bioshock Series

The Sims Series

{...And more! Just ask if I've played one!}

(Books)

Percy Jackson & The Olympians Series

Heroes Of Olympus Series

Warriors Series

Naruto Series

Seekers Series

Vampire Kisses Series {Or whatever it's called!}

{And again, more!}

(Movies)

The Grudge {1, 2, and 3.}

The Avengers {Yes I mean the movie. And all of the Avengers' movies: Thor, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, etc.}

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Frozen {Yes, yes, I love this movie so much heh. =3}

Tangled

Pocahontas

The Sleeping Beauty

Mama

Silent Hill

{And more again XD}

(Quiz Time! For you. It's Final Fantasy XIII, heh. Not your knowledge, however)

Which Final Fantasy XIII Character Are You?

1) WAKE UP PEOPLEZ!

a) Damn it... I was dreaming about kicking Caius' ass.

b) Zzz... Zzz...

c) I'm awake! ...Snow, wake up.

d) Zz—PANCAKES! Huh? Oh. Morning.

e) Can you kids quiet down? I'm tryin' to fix my afro! Chocolina made a mess.

f) It's morning... Crap. I need alcohol.

g) *cuddles Lightning doll* It's okay, Lighty.

2) Random Question! Do you think Hope likes Lightning?

a) WHAT THE HELL?!

b) Totally. As much as I love Serah.

c) Awe! And yes, cutest couple evah!

d) Fang and I make a better pairing.

e) Uh... I don't really care.

f) What Vanille and Sazh said.

g) W-What! I don't like Lightning! *hides Lightning doll*

3) M'kay, what do you want for breakfast?

a) VODKA. La vodka est la meilleure chose qui s'est passé. (Vodka is the best thing that has happened.) (In French)

b) Orange Juice, some nice omelets...

c) Nuh! I say a box of cereal.

d) LUCKY CHARMS WITH PANCAKES X3

e) ...Shh, Chocolina's sleeping.

f) Whiskey.

g) Um... I guess, Fruity Pebbles?

4) TOO BAD YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NONE OF THAT!

a) Damn it! I WANT VODKA!

b) Aw. Fail.

c) AWE I WANT CEREAL .

d) NUUUH GIVE ME MA LUCKY CHARMZZZZZZ

e) Guys. I'm serious. SHUT. UP.

f) Fuck you. I want Whiskey, and I'm gonna get some. *steals xOscarxMyerxWienerxGalx's whiskey*

g) ...

5) Okay, easiest question ever: What's your name?

a) The Savior, now can I have some vodka?!

b) I'm the Hero. *points a thumbs up at himself*

c) My name is... Snow's so hot... *drools*

d) Heh heh, DON'T CALL ME VANILLA OTHERWISE I WILL KILL'YA. Hey, that rhymed!

e) My name is Sa—Oh no. *chases after Chocolina* GET BACK HERE!

f) My name is That Drunken Warrior.

g) ...My mum died.

6) *realizes Fang took my whiskey and steals it back*

a) *drinking vodka*

b) Sis', you know that ain't good fer ya.

c) Sis'! Where did you get that?!

d) I want some shrooms. *pops shrooms in her mouth*

e) *still chasing Chocolina*

f) *steals the whiskey back* Mine

g) I...

7) Fine, fine. Have the damn whiskey. But the final challenge: Admit who you are, and who you love.

a) My name is Lightning (Claire) Farron, and I love vodka. And Snow, I'm not your sister! *audience boos*

b) My name is Snow Villiers, and I love Serah Farron. *audience awes*

c) My name is Serah Farron, and I love Snow Villiers. *audience awes again*

d) My name is Oerba Dia Vanille, and I love Oerba Yun Fang. *half awes and half ew's*

e) My name is Sazh Katzroy, and I love my long-gone wife. *awwwwwweeeee sniffle sniffle tear*

f) My name is Oerba Yun Fang, and I love Oerba Dia Vanille. *awes and ews*

g) My name is Hope Estheim, and I love Lightning Farron. *awe*

Here's your results!:

Mostly A's or All A's:

You are Lightning. You are obsessed with vodka and you are always mean to Snow. You don't realize Hope loves ya. REALIZE IT NOW BITCH!

Mostly B's or All B's:

You are Snow. You absolutely love Serah, and you love calling yourself "the Hero." And also, btw, YOU'RE SUPER ANNOYING.

Mostly C's or All C's:

You are Serah. You love Snow, and you look 12. Congrats for making Snow seem like a pedophile!

Mostly D's or All D's (this is what I got):

You are Vanille. You love Fang, sweet things, and you are constantly on shrooms. Apparently you love Dinosaur chicken nuggets too.

Mostly E's or All E's:

You are Sazh. You have an afro, a really annoying bird, and a good sense of humor. You are the only character in Final Fantasy XIII that I can stand.

Mostly F's or All F's:

You are Fang. You love Vanille, alcohol, and sleep. You are bad ass like Lightning, but I also can't stand you either.

Mostly G's or All G's:

You are Hope. You are a whiny, selfish, little brat who just complains the whole time as the story progresses; FFXIII, and FFXIII-2.

P.S., the "I can't stand you," and other supposedly "rude" things are a joke. I love ya all.

Now for some real stuff!

This is what happens after Hope said he loved Lightning:

Hope: My name is Hope Estheim, and I love Lightning Farron. *awe*

Lightning: ... *eye twitch*

Hope: *blush* I-I do love you, Lightni—

Lightning: *beats the shit out of Hope* I HATE YOU, YA LI'L BRAT!

Hope: Eep!

The end of that...

Lol.

And finally, what would happen if Tifa Lockhart (from Final Fantasy VII) texted me:

Me: *browsing web*

Phone: *notification* Ding ding!

Me: *looks at my texts and sees one from Tifa Lockhart*

Tifa Lockhart: Hello

My Brain: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOW AM I GUNNA REPLY OH MA GAWD EEP I BETTA HIDE

Me: I'll be fine.

My Brain: YOU ARE STUPID THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE IF YOU SAY SOMETHING WRONG YOU'LL BE FOREVER FUCKED UP!

Me: *texts back* Hey.

And she never texts back.

Awe.

Anyways, bye bye!