DreamySmileyAngel
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Hello everyone _ my name is DreamySmileyAngel -don't kno where i got that from but my real name is.. well i'm not telling u that

my age is.. well i'm in my teens, i'm writing this because my page seemed bare.. and boring well bye -if u were reading this-

P.S doesn't the girl in the pic look like she can be a cullen?

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a bitch

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian(not true my 98 of my meals has meat in/on it)

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention(i'm different and hate attention)

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare(i've never been on welfare a day in my life!)

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm from CALIFORNIA, so I MUST be like the girls from "Laguna Beach" and "The OC"

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND, so i MUST be a lesbian, or a loser(I don't need one)

I KNOW HOW TO SEW, so I MUST be old fashioned.

I OBSESS OVER MILEY CYRUS, so I MUST be a loser.

I LIVE IN FLORIDA, so I MUST be tan and hispanic

I'm WHITE, so I MUST not know how dance or run.

I'm WHITE, so i must be a loser.

I'm a NEWYORKER, so I MUST have a bad additude.

I'm the MIDDLE CHILD so I MUST be ignored.

I HAVE A LAPTOP, so i must be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE A MYSPACE, so I MUST be a sexual predator

I'm FROM ITALY, so i must eat only pasta and tomato sauce.

I'm FUNNY, so I MUST not have a care in the world.

I'm obsessed with Disney So i must be a child

Stereotypes are just stupid labels. Seriously, be you no matter what :)

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh,you hurt, I hurt, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Are you tired, because you've been running hrough my mind all day.
Woman: Your still alive? Because you've been dying in my head all day.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

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Bamon by RockerChick08 reviews
Rebelliously nomadic and ill-tempered vampire, Damon Salvatore, is forced out of mundane solitude and into the fray of his tumultuous past when an evil, futuristic sorcerer threatens the lives of those dearest to him: his stubbornly beautiful and powerful, witch ex-lover and their now four year old son... Bonnie/Damon. Bamon. Semi A/U. Same characters, different fate. COMPLETE.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,113 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 12/11/2009 - [Damon S., Bonnie B.] Elena G., Stefan S. - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Asher Monroe reviews
Be careful of what's under the surface. It just might pull you down with it. -Damon/Bonnie- -Series of Interconnecting One Shots- -Complete!-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 370,393 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/27/2009 - [Damon S., Bonnie B.] - Complete
My Guardian Demon by SmileyOriginalsXD reviews
Bonnie finds out that her old guardian angel who protected her when she was younger is actually a little vampire that we all know and love: Damon Salvitore. Is he really her guardian angel, or is he actually the devil? Bamon. R&R :
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The Clearing by CallMeFireFly reviews
"Kissing was never more than a ploy to get what I want. I didn't find any pleasure in it the way humans did. At least not until today. Yes, I would definitely have to stay away from Bonnie McCullough." Damon & Bonnie POV's.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,724 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bonnie, Damon - Complete
My Diabolical Master Plan by GEM1588 reviews
Damon. Bonnie. Fluff. And a diabolical plan of course!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Bree by Hannah-AngelOfMusic reviews
Warning! Possible Eclipse Spolier Here! Who was Bree, before she was changed and eventually massacred by the Volturi. And what would happen if Carlisle was able to stop the Volturi from destroying her? P.S. Will probably go off the story, so be warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bree, Carlisle
Falling Inside The Black by MarcoxJD reviews
Bonnie keeps having nightmares. The only person who can help her is the one she despises most. She knew nothing good could come of this.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,186 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Reuniting by megagirl44 reviews
Summary: After Edward left he didn’t know that he was the only one keeping a secret. During Bella’s depression stage she reunites with her two older brothers Stefan and Damon Slavatore. P.S. I don’t own twilight or vampire diaries! Rated T
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,078 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Damon S.
A New Beginning by IsabellClair reviews
This story takes place in Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. How would the stories go if Bree was given the second chance to be taught by the Cullens? Bree's POV. More info inside. Stays close to he books.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,376 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bree - Complete
Night Princess by I Am Imagination reviews
Viola is like a duaghter to Hunter Redfern. She is one of the most powerful teenagers in the Night World. Hunter Redfern is losing his advantage over circle Daybreak and He needs someone he can trust inside their defences. Can Viola stay true to Hunter?
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009
Bree's Story by AshleyGreeneIsAwesome reviews
Set during Eclipse from Bree's POV. Bree comes with the newborn vampires, but things change when the Volturi arrives. What is Bree's amazing talent that saves her life? PLEASE read and review my story. It's my first fanfiction so I hope everyone likes it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bree
Twisted Symphony by mindFREQ reviews
Bonnie knew she was basically selling her soul to the devil. But she knew it was for her own good; he was the only one who could help her. AU-ish, Future fic.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,842 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Doom In Italy by ALbf17 reviews
Elena, Stefan, Damon, Bonnie and Meredith go to Italy to stop the stronger power, which happens to be stronger than the 3 vampires combined, from taking over Italy, but there are some unexpected suprises coming up for the 5 of them.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bonnie, Elena - Complete
You Make Me Feel Alive Again by peacelovevampires777 reviews
Bonnie had been told stories her entire life of the two vampire brothers who fell in love with her vampire ancestor, Katherine, 145 years ago. What happens when she meets one of them and falls in love? Sorry, I'm really not good at summaries.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,928 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
It's Not A Sin by RecycledOrgans reviews
It doesn't count as a sin if no one is watching, right? An unfaithful boyfriend, a lesbian encounter, a murderer, a psychotic, vengeful mistress. Should you die for your sins? Should they? SasuxHinaxKiba Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,426 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Business Love by coco-toko reviews
CEO's mixed with models. Friends finding love with friends. Can the world's top CEO, Sasuke, find love with the world's top model Hinata? main SasuHina, side NaruIno, GaaTen, ShikaTema, ItaSaku Better summary inside. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,676 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Did he who made the Lamb make thee? by Nitpicky reviews
After Damon attacks Bonnie, she can only think of doing one thing-killing him. But when she gets to know his past Bonnie questions the ultimate battle between good and evil. Can the Lamb lie with the Lion?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Set Me Free by GGLover-1 reviews
Bonnie's studying at UCLA for 3 years now, after Elena and Stefan left and Damon disappeared set after Nightfall . What happens when she gets an invitation that changes everything? D/B, 2nd chapter rated M, and maybe future ones too.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bonnie, Damon
History by Fragorl reviews
After the necklace is destroyed, Bonnie sits with her diary and thinks about what she has learnt, both from her possession and their reactions. Exploring relationship between Damon and Emily.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bonnie B., Damon S.