-ATTENTION- Resident Crack-Whores is a DUO -ATTENTION-

Resident Crack Whore Numero Uno:

Name: Lex
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Interests: Listening to music, reading, writing, eating, sleeping and plotting
Fandoms involved in/enjoy: Harry Potter, Prince of Tennis, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, D.Gray Man and Bleach
Little more about me: I read almost anything: Slash, Femslash, Het. Anything good with a good plot and balanced characters will do just fine but I absolutely hate Mary and Gary-sues. I am multilingual; I speak and read fluent English, Chinese and Cantonese. Addicted to CRACK.

Have another account Obsidian.Snake where most of my works are (which are currently all slashy and catered to the Harry POtter verse)

the OTHER Resident Crack Whore Numero Uno:

Name: Ethie
Age: 18
Gender: Female.
Interests: Reading, writing, eating, sleeping, cosplay, RP-ing, orange stuff, food.
Fandoms involved in/enjoy: Harry Potter, Fire Emblem, D.Gray-Man, Axis Powers Hetalia, Fullmetal Alchemist and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Also anything else that I've just finished reading/watching/playing at a given time.
Little more about me: Like Lex, I'll read anything that's good, but I'm generally quite picky about what fanfics I like. I obsessively check my e-mail and the Review Alert mails make me happy like no other. I speak and read fluent English, Chinese, Malay, and gibberish.

My other account is Ethereally. Face my wrath.

An Introduction to the Twisted and (relatively) Dark Minds of Lex & Ethie :

Lex: Hi! I'm Resident Crack Whore Numero Uno

Ethie: And I'm the OTHER Resident Crack Whore Numero Uno.

Lex: Basically, we're Brain Twins.

Ethie: - Nods while slurping Ramen -

Lex: We also know each other in Real Life, which is kinda cool and well, I think I'm the more normal one of the duo... but that isn't saying much.

Ethie: - sets something distant on fire - WHAT?

Lex: - gives Ethie a pointed look - You were saying?

Ethie: Anyway. This is our joint account. It's, like us, SPECIAL. Besides being Co El Presidentes of the SiriusHEARTSRemus Fanclub at Hogwarts, we are also the Co El Presidentes of the Awesome Modelling Agency, the Very Awesome Kanda Advice Column Mag, and more companies to come. It's like being a CEO, only WAY kewler. ONLY WE ARE SPECIAL. - sparkles -

Lex: - nods - She have a mild obsession with the colour orange and ramen while I am allergic to pink and bad grammar.

Ethie: It should be HAS. Instead of have. - is also a grammar freak - Anyway. This is the part where we're supposed to talk about how amazing we are, right? So. Errr. - pause - - pause pause pause - ... I like Lavi?

Lex: - Headdesk - Right. Thanks and I like Kanda cuz he's smoking HAWT. Can't resist me self of a cranky, cold Japanese boy-toy.

Ethie: He's not HAWT. He's cold and heartless and mean and I believe that was the point of his creation. Token cold Japanese bishounen D: But I like him too. Enough to cosplay as him. Which, by the way, is pretty fun... Especially when you get to run around with a wooden sword. I also enjoy eating, sleeping, reading, writing, RP-ing, and the colour orange.

Lex: And Lavi is a One-Eyed Idiot fruitier than a grapefruit but he's not that bad. Though coordination would be severely hindered by an eyepatch if cosplayed. Yes, I RP as well and I also like surfing the Net in search of good fics, fanart and more CRACK. Seriously, that stuff is as addicting as real stuff - looks guilty and hastily - not that I've tried the real stuff.

Ethie: Shh, we've got to look innocent for the sake of the readers. - halo appears on head - On another note, the internet is the best source in the world for crackfic, and other good fanfics. I'll read yaoi, yuri, and het, by the way; I don't prefer one over the others. As long as there's evidence for a pairing, I'll ship it... Though I'm personally partial to love-hate myself. We write crack for the Lulz.

Lex: - yawn - Alrighty then, that's all for today, tune in for more CRACK LOVE next time.

Fics in Pre-production:

Every Idiot’s Guide to Getting into Remus J. Lupin’s Pants

Summary: Sirius wants Remus. Sirius is very public about wanting Remus. Like candy-throwing, flower-giving, Great Hall-glomping, embarrassing serenading, “WILL YOU MARRY ME?!” kind of public. What about Remus? Remus… Remus is not amused. At all. RLSB.

Sirius Black, Britain’s Next Top Model

Summary: Sirius Black – Hot, Fit and Supermodel. He’s got everything he wanted so far be it girls, guys, popularity or money. Well, that’s what he thought, until a certain Remus Lupin walked in through that blasted door. SBRL

Baby, Be Mine?

Summary: "GOING ONCE... GOING TWICE... SOLD! TOOOO REMUS LUPIN!" He couldn't believe his ears but when Sirius met dark amber eyes and a slight smirk, he knew he was going to be in trouble. RLSB.

A Shrimp's Tale:

Summary: Major Edward Elric, youngest State Alchemist in history of Amestris, respected older brother and... Shorty Extraordinaire. The following are the trials and tribulations of being short. Read at your own risk. Not recommended for short people.

WIPs: (As of 09/09/09 - LOLWUT! Nice Date!)

Dear Kanda, I Have A Problem

Summary: "Dear Kanda, I have a problem." Yuu Kanda is the most popular advice columnist in the country and also... the crankiest. After landing a job at the Black Order lifestyle magazine, he realizes that the problems aren't just his readers'. They're his.

NOTE: We've got a new livejournal community called The Crack Mobile, managed by both of us. Check it out! You might find something crackilicious there ;)

Cheerio!

Lex & Ethie.
Aka Resident Crack Whores.

P.S: Profile Updated as of late by Lex on 09/09/09