Hey there!

Pretty excited that i have a fanfiction FINALLY. it took some doing at 11:49 pm in my friends living room, but it was totally worth it!!
Currently working on a few things, a little over the place, but entirely NCIS (though i did finish a friends story for her in bones fashion.)

Posted, should be chapter one of aforementioned cell phone fic, entitled Waking Up in Paris. Chapters will be on the shorter side, due to the whole cell phone thing, but give it a shot! =]

Haloha! (my strange combination of hello and aloha!)

Sorry i took sort of an unplanned hiatus. I'm trying for a comeback, I swear. There was even a oneshot and "JIBBS" involved!!!

:D

List of NCIS rules, because i apparently have no life and was able to track them all down via the internet and tv, what else? xD
This is the full list of rules collected so far (also included are 2 non-gibbs rules) with the episode references. Double up on #s are list as #xb.

The Rules According to Gibbs:
#1. Never let suspects stay together. s01e01-"Yankee White"
#1b. Never screw (over) your partner. s04e14-"Blowback"
#2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene. s01e01-"Yankee White"
#3. Don't believe what you're told, always double check. s01e01-"Yankee White"
#3b. Never be unreachable. s03e13-"Deception"
#4. Best way to keep a secret, keep it to yourself. Second best way, tell one other person if you must. s04e14-"Blowback"

#4b. never say you’re sorry, it’s a sign of weakness. multiple episodes
#7. Always be specific when you lie. s01e23-"Reveille"
#8. Never take anything for granted. s03e10-"Probie"
#9. Never go anywhere without a knife. s01e13-"One Shot, One Kill", s01e20-"Missing", s03e22-"Jeopardy"
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#11. When a job is done, walk away.
#12. Never date a co-worker. s01e15-"Enigma"
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#15. Always work as a team. s05 e Leap of Faith
#18. It's better to seek forgiveness, than to ask permission. s03e04-"Silver War"
#22. Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. s04e10-"Smoked"
#23. Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. s02e0?-"Forced Entry"
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#38. Your case, your lead.

Not 100 sure if its bother Gibbs in interrogation, or interrupt an interrogation. Either way, i wouldn't do either ( hypothetically.)


Rules according to DiNozzo:
#3. Never Underestimate your opponent s03e24-"Hiatus 2"

Rules according Abby:
#9. Always keep a spare. s03e22-"Jeopardy"