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Name: Jenna

City: BFE (don't know what that means, not my problem)

Country: USA

Gender:Female

Age: Too damn old. I won't tell, so don't ask!

Hair: Warm Brown, long; always up in a messy half ponytail or Asian style.

Eye's: Intense Dark Blue

Height: 5ft 4"

Weight: Skinny enough, but I still need to go on a diet.

About Me

Hometown: Makai

Occupation: being a mother, Writing, Farmvill2 Farmer, Terror, Mayhem, Mind-games w/ idiots.

Family: Three boys, and I'm damn proud of them! (Well...ahem..most of the time, that is)

Race: Considering my personality, and going by what my oldest son says; I'm a demon trapped in a ningen's body. Help get me outta here, I don't wanna be a ningen, I wanna go home to Makai, waaaaaa...

Personality: Classified, unless u'r family or a friend (Though I would think all my quotes & FB page would kinda speak volumes 4 me. If your smart enough to be payin' attention, that is.)

Fav. Colors: Blue, (Grimmjow's hair & eye colors) Black, Brown, Burgundy, (The color of Hiei's eyes when he's angry.) Red, Glowing Purple, (The color of Hiei's soul.) White, Silver, Emerald & Amber, (The two colors of Kurama's eyes.) and I don't exactly know what the color of Gaara's eyes are, but I know I love them, I think their Aquamarine.

Fav. Gemstones: White Opal, Sapphire, Aquamarine, Ruby, & Garnet.

Fav. Metal: Silver, Platinum, White, Black & Rose Gold.

Signs

American: Gemini

Chinese: Tiger

What I Like To Do

Interests & hobbies: Anime, Playing Farmvill 2, Writing, Music, Spending time w/ my kids & friends, TV, Reading, Collecting any & all one of a kind Gaara & Grimmjow merchandise I can find, Terror, mayhem, Playing mind-games w/ idiots.

Favorite movies & shows: Bleach, All Bleach Movies, Naruto, Almost All Naruto Movies, Jigoku Shōjo(Hell Girl), Criminal Minds, All the Law & Order's, SG 1, SG Atlantis, The Walking Dead, Full Metal, Kuroshitsuji(Black Butler), Chobits, Cossette no Shouzou(Le Petite Cossette), Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the shell, Midnight Detective, Kenshin, Fruits Basket, Inu, Death Note, Zatch Bell, Shin Chan, Yu Yu Hakusho, Almost anything on the History Channels 1 & 2; esp. things about war, weapons, & historical battles, Science Channel(Through The Wormhole & Cosmos the new version), Nat Geo, The Smithsonian Channel, Discovery Channel, & lastly anything from my vast movie collection.

Favorite music: Everything but real country, opera, jazz, gangsta rap, & some classical. The best music though is definitely anything from Pink, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Bleach, Naruto, Linkin Park, Nickelback, & almost all J pop!

favorite books: Everything from Laurell K Hamilton, The Black Dagger Brotherhood, The Darkhunter series, The Element Encyclopedia Series, Anything on Dragons, Witchcraft, Demons, The Paranormal, & Weapons; esp. sword's & blade's of all kinds, Bleach, Elf Quest, & Naruto manga, The Vampire Diaries (The Original & True Version)

Favorite Characters & parings

Gaara, Kankuro, Temari, Shukaku, Shikamaru, Choji, Naruto, Kiba, Hinata, Kakashi, Asuma, Hidan, Grimmjow, Shiro (Hichigo Shirosaki), Hisagi, Kenpachi & Yachiru, Gin, Toshiro Hitsuguya, Ichigo, Tatsuki, Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, Spike, Jet, Brogo, Roy Mustang, Ed, Scar, Envy, Gluttony, Kenshin, Sanosuke, Zsadist, Acheron & Simi, Stryker, L, Light's Father, Ryuk, Rem, Damon(Vamp. Diaries Books Not T.V.)

Grimmjow & Oc

Grimmjow & Tatsuki

Grimmjow & Orihime

Shiro & Oc

Shiro & Tatsuki

Shiro & Orihime

Shiro & Rukia

Hisagi & Oc

Ichigo & Oc

Ichigo & Tatsuki

Damon & Bonnie

Damon & Oc

Gaara & Oc

Gaara & Hinata

Temari & Shikamaru

Naruto & Hinata

Hiei & Oc

Kurama & Anyone other than Hiei

Yusuke & Anyone other than Hiei

My Favorite Sayings, & Some More Often Then Not Very True & Hard Won Incites Into The Human Psyche

No one is truly worthless...they can always be a bad example.-Me

Women have but few faults while men we have but one...everything we say and everything we do!!!-My Father

A friend in need is a friend indeed, an enemy in need is hilarious!!!-Brandon

Every time Grimmjow yells, a small puppy gets hit by a car...DAMN...that’s a lot of puppies!!!

Anime is as addictive as sex... but there's no orgasm to tell you when to stop. (TRUE THAT!!!)

Relationship status:
Single
Taken
Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist I loved this when I found it!!!

Once you fall in love with anime men, real men will always fall short. - (DAMN STRAIGHT!!!)

Grimmjow & Hichigo Shirosaki...alright, So their arrogant, sarcastic, sadistic, and a bit insane. But sometimes their so oddly CUTE that it just makes you wanna hug them. Not mine, I just tweaked it a bit!!!

Yo mama so fat her Bankai is a cake! Ichigo Kurosaki (motivational poster)

Long time no see...KING!!!-Shiro

I am...Zangetsu!!!-Shiro

When I sense the slightest weakness from you, I'll throw you to the ground, stomp on your skull, and crush it like an egg.-Shiro

What's the difference between a king and his horse? And I ain't talkin' obvious kiddie shit like one's an animal and one's a human, or one has two legs and one has four...Form, ability, and power...-Shiro

Those eyes...what's with those eyes? I hate that look...anyone who looks at me with eyes like that...I'll tear them apart and destroy them, no one looks down on me like that!!! Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

So shoot me why don't cha?...no seriously, I mean shoot me...come on, come on I'm waitin' already, what's the hold up here?-Me

Remember my name, & you'd better pray that you never hear it again. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez...Because the next time you hear my name, you'll be a dead man, I promise!- Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez {Yeah, "Rem. my name"...cause your gonna be screamin' it later...most likely in shear terror and a shit load 'a pain!

LESSON # 106: Never ignore an attention deprived Espada...and that goes for wickedly cracked Inner Hollows too!!!

"When you counter, don't let them cut you...When you protect someone, don't let them die...When you strike...kill!" Kisuke Urahara & Ichigo Kurosaki

Next time someone says paper beats rock... tell them to hold a paper in front of their face and throw a rock at it... then we can see who beats who.

"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. In your case, it will be pain."

I'm too lazy to slap you, bash your head on my palm instead.

This weather-girl is predicting a 90% chance of a SHITSTORM, and it's coming right at you!

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left."

"Nobody's a Virgin, because Life fucks us all"

GET BENT!!!

You are not finished when you lose. You are finished when you quit.-Me

You know, I died once. But heaven didn't want me, & hell was too afraid that I'd take over. So...uh, hm yeah...they sent me back here...damn aren't I just soo lucky, I get to spend the rest of my eternity here with you idiots!-Me

Life sucks, get used to it! The Gods know I've had to!-Me

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.-Me

The meaning of Recognition: Heart to heart are soulmates bound. Soul meets soul when eyes meet eyes.-Elfquest

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark & it worked. While a large group of professionals built the Titanic & that sank.-Me

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill & a laxative on the same night.-Me

You should not confuse your career with your life.-Me

Never lick a steak knife.-Me

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.-Me

Your friends love you anyway.-Me

Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes; & it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.-Me

You are my prey!-Gaara

You've been brainwashed good, you sad little pawn.-Gaara

I was born a monster.-Gaara

You speak of love, family? Don't measure me by your standards. The only emotional ties I have to my family are the ones I'd like to wrap around they're necks, they are only ties of hate!-Gaara

What about Ohanna? Ohanna means FAMILY: nobody gets left behind or forgotten!-Lilo & Stitch (For Gaara)

You can't lead the people, if you don't love the people. You can't save the people, if you don't serve the people.-? found it on a Starbucks cup #284 (I think that this phrase fits Gaara's new found personality perfectly & truly speaks to his devotion for his people & position)

You can learn a lot more from listening than you can from talking. Find someone with whom you don't agree in the slightest & ask them to explain themselves at length. Then take a seat, shut your mouth, & don't argue back. It's physically impossible to listen with your mouth open.-? The back of Starbucks cup #280

To be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects & enhances the freedom of others.-Nelson Mandela

It's a man's world, not because it should be. But because we let it.-The Amazons

To conquer others, is to have power. To conquer yourself, is to know the way.-Xena & Me

Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them enough not to.-Me

We have three kinds of family. Those we are born to, those who are born to us, & those we let into our hearts.- Simi(If you read the Darkhunter books, you'll know her & her Akri)

Tell me who is your friend, & I shall tell you who you are.-Darkhunter companion

Mend your own faults, then look at mine.-Darkhunter companion (Dedicated to my father & his wife, my mother & her friend Jean)

Do a good deed & cast it into the sea.-Darkhunter companion ( Again dedicated to Jean, my mother, father & his wife)

I want to be a saint, but the devil won't let me.-Darkhunter companion (Hehehehe...sooo true)

You made it look like your face.- Simi

Look with four eyes.-Darkhunter companion

We will always be known by our actions. Let them always be good ones.-Acheron (Simi's Akri)

Have you ever noticed that salvation, much like your car keys, is usually found where & when you least expect it?-Acheron

Don't bite me & I won't bite you.- Darkhunter companion

Nothing is ever truly set by fate. In one blink, everything changes.-Acheron

There is not a man that does not carry scares on his heart. If there were such a man, he would be a shallow soul.-Hiei, Me & Wren Tigarian(Darkhunter series)

I'd rather be vindictive than smart.-Darkhunter companion

Be part of the world, but never in it.-Acheron (That's how I keep from getting hurt by anyone anymore)

Everyone wants someone they can hold & love. Someone who will be there to help pick up the pieces when everything falls apart.-Acheron ( Too True!)

Dying's easy. It's living that's hard.-Universal (Again this is only too true)

Even the devil may cry when he looks around hell & realizes that he's there alone.-Acheron

Let me give you the job description. Me, Dark-hunter. You, Daimon. I hit. You bleed. I kill. You die.-Zarek

With my background & Genetic makeup, Buddy, you're lucky I'm as normal as I am.-Darkhunter companion

When you've spent a lifetime being betrayed by everyone around you, it's really hard to let that go.-Acheron (deadicated to Gaara & me, cause the gods know, we've sure tried)

I can hear your heart beating faster, your blood flowing through your veins as you sit there wondering whether or not I would really hurt you.-Darkhunter companion

We're not the damned, we're the categorically fucked.-Darkhunter companion (I'm the epitome of that phrase)

Now, on the subject of losers, how are you.-Kuro-Kitsune-Neko

Is that your face or did your neck just throw up?-Kuro

Let me think...Ow, that hurt.-Kuro & Me

Me: Shut up, or I'll carve your heart out w/ a spoon. My son: Why a spoon mom? Me: 'Cause you twit, it's dull it'll hurt more!

At weddings, old people poke me & say "your next". At funerals, I do the same thing.-Kuro

Out of my mind, back in 5, leave a message at the sound of the beep...beep.-Me

You either dazzle them w/ your brilliance or baffle them w/ your bullshit.-Universal

It matters not whether you win or lose, but how well you kicked the others ass.-Me

Virginity is like a balloon. One prick & it's gone.-Me

I tried to sniff coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

I'd give you a bigger shovel, but your digging your hole fast enough.

A few flakes working together can cause an avalanche of destruction.

If your not part of the solution, there's good money in prolonging the problem.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.-Universal

There are no stupid questions-only inquisitive idiots.

None of us is as dumb as all of us.-?

It could be the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning for others.-?

No matter how great & destructive your powers may seem now, remember you've probably only seen the tip of them.

That which does not kill me, only prolongs the inevitable.- Me

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.- Me

True victory is to give all of yourself without regret.-?

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.

It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

The down side of being better than everyone else is people tend to think your pretentious.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

No single rain drop believes it's to blame for the flood

Your role may be thankless, but if your willing to give it your all, you might just bring success to those who outlast you.

The journey of a thousand miles might end very very badly.

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.-Me

You can do anything you set your mind to, when you have the vision, the determination, & an endless supply of expendable labor.- Me

If you find yourself struggling w/ loneliness, your not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.- Me

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though & your pretty much doomed.- Me

Nerd violence.-Kurama

Tell me. What's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?-Hiei

I brought an advice book for bad guys. It's called Don't Piss Me Off.-Yusuke

As much as I can't stand the humans, I think I loath tourists even more.-Hiei (hello, isn't he a tourist in the ningenkai?)

This wind coming in feels like home. It's comforting & it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilled blood & the rotting flesh of decaying corpses.-Hiei (sick & funny at the same time. Only Hiei could poss. manage that. And whats his frame of reference?)

Let's avoid fighting, your not worth it.-Hiei (if it wasn't for that last part, that really wouldn't sound like Hiei)

There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well.

You shouldn't talk; it makes you sound stupid.-Yusuke

Of course we came from monkeys. Just look at your mom.-?

Your mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.-Brandon (my son)

Yo mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind.-Brandon

When my grandma goes walking down the street, she gets stopped for speeding, bla bla bla bla bla bla...-Brandon

I live on the corner of kiss my ass ave. & no friggen way.(DAMN STRAIGHT & DON"T YOU FORGET IT!!!)

I'm multi-talented. I can talk & annoy you at the same time.- ?

Sarcasm Yeah, that'll work.-Me

Why just be difficult when, w/ a little effort you could be impossible.- Me

Children: Tired of being harassed by your parents? Act now! Move out, get a job, pay your own bills, while you still think you know everything.-Me

Stand closer, so I can beat you.- Me

If I'm getting smart w/ you, how would you know?- Universal

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?-?

If you try to fail & succeed, what did you just do?-?

If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?-?

Due to financial cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been removed. Sorry for the inconvenience, please feel free to take our detour.- Me

Wisdom comes w/ age. death comes w/ age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.-Kuro

Smoking can kill a person, you should try it some time.- Me

Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but your abusing the privilege.- Me

don't worry about what people think-they don't do it very often.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.- Universal

My idea of house work is to sweep the room w/ a glance.-Me

Eat well, stay fit, die anyways.-Me

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.-Kuro

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

There is a very fine line between 'hobby' & 'mental illness'.- Universal

When life gives you lemons, chuck it back and say you ordered a hamburger.

If it hurts don't do it again.-Me

When in doubt, DUCK! When certain, don't bother cause your already screwed!- Me

When I want your opinion, I'll take my Dick out of your mouth.-Me (considering I'm a girl, this sometimes scares people)

Love your enemies, it fucks w/ their heads.-Me

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

Never argue w/ a fool. People might not know the difference.

Cheer up the worst is yet to come.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won't expect it back.-Me

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit there and look at it for hours.-Me

I'd try to explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

I don't have an attitude problem. I have an idiot problem.-Me

Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree.-Me

Never try to out bitch this bitch you will not win.-Me

Children seldom misquote you. In fact they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.-Me (Gods don't I know it.)

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.-Me

Why is it when we talk to god we're praying, but when god talks to us we're put in the loony-bin? (Amen)

Two males will fight over a female. Neutering is the only solution.- Universal

I'm a psycho-ologist! You can tell me anything & then...I'll kill you.- Me (This should be for Grimmjow)

This is nuckin' futs.- Me

If at first you don't succeed, erase any evidence that you even tried.- Me

Fine it's your ass.-?

Pass the popcorn, will ya? I wanna see this guy get his ass handed to him in style.-Me

Senseless violence solves everything.-Me

If you make something idiot proof, someone will just make a better idiot.-Me

Really, how bad can it be? Watch!-Me

Every day I think people can't get any stupider. every day I'm proven horribly wrong.-Me

Goddess, please put your arm around my shoulder & your hand over my mouth cause I'm about to speak, and ain't nobody gonna be likin' that shit!!!-Me

I would love to have a battle of wits w/ you...but you appear to be unarmed.-Me

There is no black & white only shades of gray.-?

Reality is the leading cause of stress.-Me

When in doubt, hold a demolition derby.

...Don't you people ever duck?-Hiei

It's fun to watch the faces of people when they realize just how badly they've underestimated you.-Me

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.-Universal

If we kill him, I get the first hit.-Hiei

Touch me & I break your wrist.-Hiei

This stupidity is making me nauseous.-Hiei

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it's still on the list.-Me

Pissing off the whole planet, one person at a time.-Me

What part of our conversation sounded like "tell me your life story."-Me

I like your approach, now let's see you departure.-Me

Losing faith in humanity one person at a time.-Me (that's redundant, I already have lost faith!)

My day is not complete, until I've terrified a complete stranger.-Me, Grimmjow, Shiro, Gaara, Damon, & Zsadist(The Black Dagger Brotherhood)

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.-Me

I don't discriminate, I hate everybody.-Me (I hate the human race as a whole.)

Every time I get w/ the program, someone changes the channel.-Me

Life is all about ass: covering it, kicking it, kissing it, or trying to get it. Or plain just bein' one.-Me

Men: nine months trying to get out, the rest of their lives trying to get back in somewhere.-Me

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.-Me

Most blessed & merciful Inanna, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not kill. Courage to kill the things I can not accept, & the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have pissed me off today!!!

Crazy enough to kill, and smart enough to get away w/ it.-Me, Light

Fight crime, shoot back.-Me

They said to follow my dreams...to bad they were all nightmares.-Me (hehehehe...)

Your under foot human and it's starting to annoy.-Hiei

Anata wa baka no hito desu yo You are a stupid person

I'm going half way to nutsvill, wanna come?-Me

You can't win against a Gemini, cause there's always two of us.-Me

WARNING: I go from zero to bitch in 3.6 seconds.-Me

I swear to drunk I'm not god.-Me

When I snap, you'll be the first to go.-Me

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.-Me

A woman's love is a man's privilege, not his right.-Me

Stress is the leading cause of stupid people's deaths.-Me

Stress (stress) n: The confusion created when one's mind over-rides the bodies basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.-Universal

Anger: In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.-Me

Fuck, fuck, fuck a Duck, screw a Kangaroo, finger bang your Orangutan while at your local zoo.-Me (...?...Orf?)

Suck my nose till my head caves in.-Me

Nice ass... oops did I say that out loud?-Me

A penny for your thoughts. A dollar if you flash me.-Me

Anime, Crack is cheaper.-Universal (if you haven't seen this one, your not a true anime freak.)

Beauty is only a light switch away.-Me

They found blood in my alcohol stream.-Me

I'm immature, unorganized, lazy & loud. But I'm fun.-Me

Bartender, I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.-Me

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can dance.-Me

I no function beer well without.-Me

One saki, two saki, three saki, floor.-Me

Say no to drugs & alcohol. You'll have more money for anime.-Me

Beer, helping the ugly guys get laid since 1823.-Me

Hope your as hot when I'm sober.-Me

If it's got tires or testicles, it's going to be trouble.-Me

I promise to be a bad girl, if you promise to be a good boy.-Me (I had to tweak it a bit considering)

Life is short break some rules!-Me

Instant asshole...just add alcohol.-Me

Friends don't let friends party NAKED.-Me

I'm not drunk, your just sober.-Me

Beer, helping white people dance since 1865.-Me

Tequila, have you hugged your toilet today?-Me

It's over your head, between your legs, & just like sex, you don't get it. And probably never will!!!-Me

Well, that certainly took brains, or a decidedly lack there of.-Me

What do you get when you put dee & dee together? You get a dee dee dee.-Carlos Mencia

Ding...fries ready.-Carlos Mencia

I voted for Carlos.-Carlos Mencia

Dee dee dee doesn't mean retarded. It means stupid.-Carlos Mencia

Your an embarrassment to nature, do you know that?-Ice age

When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and stick them in people's eyes.-Brandon

Art is allot like sex. Sometimes you just don't get it.-Me

Tight clothes & sex have allot in common y'know, sometimes you just gotta force your way in.-Me

Now that you know all about me, GET OUT OF HERE & go read my fics...bye now