Never a Damselhide bio
 Well, what can I say about myself?I am sarcastic and cynical, yet am still a hopeless romantic. Harry Potter trumps Twilight in every way. I tend to ramble a bit in my answers, especially if it's an opinion question. Science and reading are second... and third loves. I am a strong animal rights activist, and am just about the most annoyingly stubborn person you will ever have the misfortune of meeting... “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”― Jane Austen "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”― Albert Einstein "I'd rather be a witty fool, than a foolish wit." -Shakespeare "Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another" -Madonna "To reject a good friend is the equivalent of throwing away one's own dear life--that's my own opinion." -Creon (from Oedipus the King by Sophocles) "I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all, there's always all kinds of new ways to make a complete idiot of myself. Why repeat the old ones?" - Margot Dalton "Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath." - Arnold H. Glasow Some really good fics!! |
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Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Decoding by Aduro reviews
Third in The Code trilogy. Draco's a genius who denounced Voldemort and was disowned. Now he's staying at the Order, helping find the rest of the Horcruxes while trying to keep his sanity. He might learn a lot there...if he lets himself. Next story now up - The End Code.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,142 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
Crossing into Chaos by Emeraleyes reviews
In a world where Voldemort was never defeated, only pureblood, money and power matter. All that Ginny Weasley wanted was to survive in this pretentious world, but she ends up crossing a line and capatapulting herself into Draco Malofy's chaotic world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 199,380 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Stolen by Elsie girl reviews
She pretends to love him for the Order. He pretends to love her for the Dark Lord. Have they deceived everyone, or only themselves? "Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before." Mignon McLaughlin. Thank you so much for the support. Please read and review. Complete Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 217,829 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Extra Dividend by Medea Smyke reviews
He loved her, he just couldn't stand her. Gale explores the perils of answering personal ads, working over Madge Undersee, and tracking a criminal. Also, there's cake. MadgeXGale, post-MJ AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,665 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Madge U., Gale H. - Complete
The Skeleton in the Closet by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
The skeleton in the closet. Everyone has one. What's Hermione Granger's? Three-Shot. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,773 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9708 - Favs: 8,819 - Follows: 3,512 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Said What? by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 313,283 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ambition's End by Hanako A reviews
There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,367 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5567 - Favs: 9,755 - Follows: 3,108 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 11,303 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love and Disappointments by Audrie Melone reviews
Set shortly after the marriage of Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth,this story is a venture into their marriage and the happenings in the lives of their friends and family.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,442 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Philologus by PPVV reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4706 - Favs: 8,070 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shattering Ice by DamageCtrl reviews
When she watches her grandchildren leave their tribe, GranGran remembers a time in her life where she left hers...and the events that lead to her departure from her home and the man who believed they were destined for each other. Young Kana KannaPakku
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Pakku - Complete
The Code Breaker by Aduro reviews
Sequel to The Code. Draco's part of a team of code breakers, translating messages from Ministry spies overseas because of Death Eater threats. Bill is a contact in France.7th year, not HBP compliant, summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 181,015 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
The Code by Aduro reviews
AU,6th yr. Draco has a secret, he's a genius. Bill Weasley is teaching Ancient Runes. 6th year brings debate class, mystery, horcruxes,etc full sum inside, not slash, complete, thanks to my beta!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,436 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Brilliant Dance by Blazing-moon reviews
*CHAPTER 6* Title named after a Dashboard Confessional song :P Vidanrics POV, and it was just written out of pure inspiration. Starts off after they get to Athanarel/ Remalna-city/ r/r!!!!!!!
Sherwood Smith - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,596 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002