An accumulation of slash stories about the used, abused, confused, and the TFs who love them. Both factions. Review only those you like, cancel any time. Thank you all for reading these and loving them.

What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.

Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud REWRITE PLANNED (see profile for details)

G1. We can never control who we fall in love with. Those determined to be together will let nothing stand in their way. This is one such pair. Rated for slashy content and blackmail for sexual favors. Prowl x Sideswipe.

The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.

During an encounter with the Joker to save kidnapped children, Batman falls prisoner of the Clown Prince only to discover a side of the Jester both intriguing, scary and sexy...SLASH!

The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

G1. Tired of Megatron's maltreatment, Starscream starts a hunger strike to claim his rights as Second in Command. The road to respect lies inside an energon cube.

AU. Duncan meets Adam Pierson a bit earlier than he did in the show, and promptly takes the 'new' Immortal under his wing. UPDATED - 3/22/14.

A teenage Snape plots his revenge on James Potter for making his life hell. His plan: seduction and humiliation. Little does he know, James has plans of his own that will turn both of their lives upside down. SS/JP

Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.

Yggdrasil knows about Lloyd. Knows he is Kratos' son. So after he sends Kratos to help the Chosen on her Journey, he intervenes in order to keep Kratos from discovering his son until… until he is ready. Crulloyd!

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

28s meme with Vortex, the crazy Combaticon 'copter. Sometimes efficient, often delusional, always off-kilter, Vortex faces down Autobots, Decepticon betrayal, and most dangerous of all, himself.

Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE

The Autobots' idyllic life on Earth comes to an end when Starscream returns with more Decepticons.AN This fic will contain occasional smut, violence, angst, character death, etc.

After making amends with his origins, Thundercracker is forced to deal with long hidden doubts that will lead him to question the Decepticon cause and look for his true identity. The biggest transformations happen inside. Sequel to my fic "Purple rain".

A series of mostly unrelated oneshots, all created from prompts received from the Random Pairing Generator. ::Movieverse & TFA::

A Firefly and Highlander crossover Methos needs to get off the planet quickly, which is a funny coincidence because so does Serenity...

G1. Hound's realized Sunstreaker is watching him, which is kind of unnerving, really. Sunstreaker is convinced he wants absolutely positively nothing to do with Hound. Sideswipe's amused. Bumblebee's bemused. Everyone else is clueless--so far. HoundxTwins

Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.

As Earth prepares to make its last stand against the Prophet of Truth, an Unggoy uprising and domestic unrest threaten to tear the fledgling Human-Sangheili alliance apart. Chapter 20, Revelations, is now online.

The Cetra want to change the past, and Sephiroth’s punishment is to be the one that changes it for them. AU. Cloud/Sephiroth, Zack/Aerith.

G1. Megatron comes to the idea of turning his aerial elite into a combiner team. Will Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Ramjet, Dirge and Thrust be able to put aside their differences and merge into one single giant robot?

He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.

Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…

Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.

Another product of the Random Pairing Generator. The Stunticons find themselves captured - and the Autobots try to rehabilitate them. Smokescreen, however, has never been quite as honorable as the rest of the Autobots. Dub con, dark themes

07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

Living together against both parties' will is hard, and romance is never easy. Especially when your alter egos hate each other. Eventual Wayne/Crane. Sequel to The Knight and The Prince.

Joker decides he wants to play mind games with Batman, and brings the Scarecrow along. Somewhat slash. Sequel to Say That We're Sweethearts Again.

A take on what Halo 3 could have been. The Arbiter prepares to lead his forces to the Ark, but first he must make them accept the humans. His job becomes harder as the Covenant civil war rages on. Meanwhile, a Grunt inadvertently becomes a pivotal figure.

Claymore Short Story Project #1. A series of 10 one-shots/ short stories written around the theme of proximity - for some warriors closeness is an ideal, for others it is a curse. The project is COMPLETE!

Sometimes you end up helping the villain, when all you intended was to bring him in. Sequel to Act Like We Are Fools. Rated for gore.

Set pre-series. Swindle gets transferred to a new unit. One-shot Combaticon get-together fic.

An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.

It is only for the sake of those without hope, that hope is given to us. One shot, short. One of the few possibly only fics centered on a Prophet. Takes place a month after the third game, before Kingdom Come. Read AND review please.

Sam is introduced to Autobot art. Apparently, it's cultural. Mostly he's just weirded out. Gen.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

In all fairness, you do have to be careful about getting drunk aboard the Nemesis. That Starscream is the only one to realize this does not promise him a happy evening.

Sequel to "Prime." Running out of both energy and options, hounded by Autobots and Decepticons alike, Starscream has nowhere left to run. But someone else has his optics on the outcast Seeker.

[G1] Collection of shorter entries done for the 28 Combaticons meme on my Livejournal under dunmurderin

Shattered Glass. Trapped in the Autobot brig, Skywarp and Thundercracker are faced with difficult decisions that might not only ruin their relationship, but put many lives on the line as well. SLASH; TC/Warp

It had started as an experiment: Starscream needed a human subject to observe and then manipulate. Somehow, things went wrong. Hope thought of herself as average until she was nearly killed, twice. Then things got weird. Friendship? Impossible, but maybe.

Megatron has a secret. Long ago, he faced the possibility that it would be uncovered by Starscream. Will he be able to keep it hidden? Eventual slash, but not explicitly so. G1 cartoon verse. Chapter 9: The Beginning After the End. COMPLETE.

The Decepticons weren't only ones that reprogrammed mechs to fill their ranks. The Autobots get their hands on Barricade.

Sam has become the Allspark. The Autobots don't want to lose their only way to create more of their species and have decided to keep him locked inside their base for 'protection'. What will Sam do when he realizes he can't ever go out of his new room?

2K7 movieverse. Megatron is up and about, resurrecting dead bots left and right. Surprisingly, not AU. Response to a prompt on tf-kink meme.

After the destruction of Stryker's base at Alkalai Lake, Magneto stumbles across an unexpected survivor.

G1 Part of the 28 Dead End ficlets I'm writing for the 28s meme, about Dead End, the mopey!goth Stunticon. Mostly PG, but a few entries are slashy. Chapters not necessarily related.

TFA: Starscream demonstrates to a disillusioned Lugnut, why he is Megatron's favorite... Slash

G1. Starscream falls deeper into the realm of insanity, becoming a threat to himself and his fellow Decepticons. In an act nearing desperation, he is sent to an asylum, but the condition grows worse. Megatron must decide whether he's too unstable to live.

In the middle of a battle, Thundercracker makes a realization: There's one Autobot he can't kill. Despite my usual proclivities, this is not slash. I promise.

AU Fifty years after Voldemort won the war, all is well.

Starscream gets a chance to go back and do it all over. Ten bucks says he screws it up...again. This story includes tons of things that will most likely make you hate me, so don't read it if you can't take a mature fic.

The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.

The Great War has finally ended, and the Decepticons have lost. Starscream mulls their fate, and the fate of their leader.

TFA. Skywarp is badly damaged, Thundercracker has a bad way of showing his concern and Starscream is a jerk. All until repairs need to be made. Slash or not, you decide!

TF:A. Two times with two people Skywarp has recharged with. One out of fear and one without much of a choice. WAFF, really.

Drag Strip competes against another Stunticon in what will be the worst race of his life. And that was before the Combaticons bet on the other guy...

G1. After his latest fight with Megatron, Starscream finds himself facing his true reasons for hating the tyrant. What is his hate driven by, and can there ever be anything other than hate between them? The answer shocks them both. Mature. MTxSS.

SGA-Highlander xover. Atlantis is not like other bases, and the people who live there show it. Colonel Samantha Carter, new commander of Atlantis, gets some introductions to this.

G1 What happens when the light of your world is extinguished and the reason for living is gone? Sunstreaker has to learn this the hard way with help he didn't really want. Character death, angst, romance. Sunstreaker/Sideswipe, Sunstreaker/Prowl

G1. Which was worse: the fact that they actually needed this perversion of a bonding, or that Skyfire, on some deep, inner level he barely acknowledged, actually enjoyed these liaisons?

It had never crossed Starscream's mind before as to why Megatron had never bothered to kill him despite his treachery, or why he was, coincidentally, the combined colors of Megatron and Optimus Prime. G1. One-shot. Crack-fic.

2007 Movie Glimpses on the lives of the transformers and their human allies. Mikaela/Bonecrusher Judy/Starscream Maggie/Optimus Pure crack pretending to have a plot.

Radiant Dawn: A collection of mostly unrelated Sanaki x Naesala drabbles and oneshots. Collection, Sanaki x Naesala, misc. other pairings. 50: Even Naesala gives gifts on the holidays.

Adopted from the TF bunny farm. Seekers have their own culture that other 'bots don't fully understand... which is how Megatron ended up accidentally proposing to Starscream. And Starscream has no intention of letting him back out of it...

Starscream breaks a promise. Takes place after his exile in G1.

Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."

Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.

The Allspark shard is being passed around like a bad cold. Megatron is enjoying the hospitality of former Sector 7 agents. The twins are roaming around unsupervised. What else could possibly go wrong? Oh, yeah. Everything.

Movieverse: Megatron learns to handle a flying alt-form, with Starscream alongside to point and laugh---and occasionally help. Hints of future Megatron/Starscream.

2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.

TFA The robotic revolution left millions of people unemployed and with no prospects, something Sari's never realized, sheltered by her father. That changes when she goes to the park with Prowl and ends up in a conversation with a homeless man... Complete.

What does the Clown of Chaos pray for at night?

G1: When a simple dispute escalates into an all-out hissy fit of Mega-proportions, you can expect the ramifications to be long reaching. And probably explosive.

Starscream never thought that he could be shocked by anything anymore. Then Skyfire joins the Decepticons and suddenly he has to face more than just a malicious leader and an old friend who once betrayed him.

After getting left behind on the battlefield, Starscream picks himself up.

G1: What's a 'con to do with one wing mate down and out, when options are few and exits narrow? Evidently wibble. Pre-earth, Cybertron.

In a world where truths are so painful and in them, lie only lies, join me in the masquerade and let us dance a dance of madness. My dear dead ones, we will spin the world into chaos and revenge shall finally be ours. AU

Strictly TFA universe. In Megatron’s eyes, he was loyal. He was true. A little humiliation like this was nothing: but little did he know, Starscream would never be used again. Never. MegatronxStarscream abuse in a children's show! Rated for... hook-ups!

"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.

There are a few facts of life that do not change no matter what reality one finds oneself in.

The ever so glamorous Wedy the Burglar is hired by L to put her skills to good use in the Kira case. However, she becomes far more interested in the handcuffs between the detective and Light Yagami, and intends to play matchmaker. WedyxEveryone, LxLight

He is not a saint. He is not God. Even his sense of justice is skewed. After all, how can Kira rationalize his use of the Death Note when he himself is nothing but a common criminal? A member of the yakuza? LxRaito, AU.

Blades and Slingshot hate each other. But sometimes, things don't work out quite the way you expect them to... Violence, slash.

Another HnG AU story. What if Sai was not just a ghost? But a part of Hikaru Shindo’s memories of his previous life? Will he still walk into the life of a go player?

To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History

G1. Thundercracker must face the mistakes of his past as he tries to recover his most precious treasure. Without notice, all our life can be decided in one single moment.

TF2k7: ...But it was an opportunity for a touch of favoritism, at the very least, and some way to affirm his loyalty after the awkwardness that Blackout’s insubordination had caused. Slash.

G1: Skyfire, surveying the aftermath of a recent skirmish, espies a forgotten straggler. Implied slash.

G1: Despite all fronts to the contrary, the Autobots are not as tight a group as some would assume.

G1: Skyfire, disabled from a too-close encounter with the 'cons, waits for an ending. Implied slash.

G1: Starscream is booted from the Decepticon base by Megatron to fly a pointless patrol circuit, in the interest of mutual sanity. Though initially in a foul temper, the Air Commander soon finds himself enjoying the free time.

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G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.

G1: Driven by mutual greed, Smokescreen and the Combaticon Swindle form an uneasy alliance which evokes some memories better left buried and in the past. Cross-faction Slash Swindle/Smokescreen

Nothing ever lasts forever, and both knew it - but neither is ready to give up the fight just yet. Starscream x Perceptor slash, sequel to Until the Dream Ends.

Blackout survives the battle for the Allspark, but as far as he knows, he's the only one. The Autobots catch up with him and he's forced to make a decision.

Radiant Dawn: There's something strange about Naesala. If only Sanaki could figure out what. Oneshot, Naesala x ?

Slash one-shot; Starscream should have know that antagonising a giant betentacled alien beast was not a good idea, but now he's got more to contend with than an enraged blob. And Perceptor was unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.

G1. Not even the ruthless and cruel Decepticons are exempt of certain male rituals. Warning: Robot nudity and lots of macho attitude!

A look at the relationship between an Autobot and a Decepticon. Pairing: Surprise! Warning:Slash Content Inside Don't say I didn't warn you

Path of Radiance: A spy may find a princess, but it takes a hero to rescue her. And heroes are something Kilvas lacks. Oneshot, Naesala x Lillia, Elena.

G1, S2 - A domestic abuse charity ask Jazz to help them reach out to Starscream. Implicit slash, explicit violence.

What if Obi-Wan found more than the tractor beam's location in the Death Star files? AU, fusion with Rurouni Kenshin.

Though he has committed some of the worst crimes imaginable, Starscream may still find that soul mates and, indeed, forgiveness can be found in the strangest of places... if he would just think to look. Eventual slash.

G1: The 28 Breakdown ficlets I'm writing for the 28s meme on LJ, about everyone's favorite paranoid Decepticon carboi. Genre ranges all over the place, and chapters are not necessarily related. Slash warned for in chapter titles.

Slingshot's view of the Autobots is a less than happy one. Oneshot.

Post2007movie. Prowl was once one of the best Autobot officers, but something happened a long time ago to turn him into the monster known as Barricade. Now, after the defeat of Megatron, Jazz is determined to bring him back.

After Soundwave saves Skywarp during battle, the seeker, with the help of Starscream, Thundercracker and some energon 'homebrew', throw the stoic communications officer a little thankyou party. Rated T? Mild innuendo, and general drunkeness... Updated!

[2007 movie] From the viewpoint of an often marginalized character.

What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.

G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?

Thundercracker beards the Constructicons in their lair, Starscream lies in danger of becoming a Constructicon trophy, and Skywarp reluctantly acknowledges what the Constructicons have done. The winning side certainly has its peculiarities.

G1. Megatron muses on his Air Commander. Slashy, oneshot

It always starts with a bored shinigami. What's a world class detective to do with a Death Note? AU Yotsuba Arc. Ryuk, L, Light Main.

G1. Due to a malfunction in the space bridge, Starscream and Carly are sent to a dangerous and distant planet, where they will have to cooperate with each other in order to survive.

Alternative universe–Start is almost the same as the anime but 2 yrs earlier. After Sai had defeated Akira during their 1st encounter, Hikaru pulled himself out of the Go world. The only thing that kept him in touch is the internet & an unknown Go salon..

G1. All Combaticons hate Starscream... with one exception. Starring: Starscream, Vortex, restraints and knives. And Decepticon creepiness.

[G1, post TFTM] Steadfast comes across Swindle and Vortex taking a bit of belated revenge against Starscream postTFTM. Steadfast used by permission of RavenclawDevi

[G1] Onslaught and Blast Off have a private brotherly chat about dignity, selfrespect and the laws of physics

G1. Skywarp decides to take a night off and takes Thundercracker to an Autobot s tavern to have some drinks. There they will find unfriendly faces and will be involved in weird situations. My personal tribute to this beloved pair of seekers.

Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.

[G1] Vortex runs into trouble of the alien menace variety on Monacus. Slashy overtones and a bit dark. Takes place after Fatigue, Reunited and Clean Up edited to put markers between the scenes

G1 Transformers What happened to the Combaticons after Revenge of Bruticus

G1: 'Luck is a lady whose smile is as cold as a stone.' Thundercracker gets caught up in Starscream's attentions.

Starscream gets assigned to watching two captured Autobots...our favorite twins

G1 Skyfire finally learns what happened to Starscream after he was lost in the ice, and what happened to those who tried to erase Starscream from history.

G1, preEarth - Thundercracker has to deal with Skywarp's infidelity.

G1. Takes place during Auto Berserk, a damaged and confused Red Alert teams up with Starscream. Red Alert x Starscream. Warning! Slash and Violence. don't like TF slash, don't click.

G1 Red Alert and Starscream spend some time together. slashy fluff ensues.

G1, postTFTM At the end of 'Starscream's Ghost', how did Octane escape? What additional grief did the possessive, vindictive ghost of Starscream inflict on Galvatron? Starscream&Octane, implied Jazz&Prowl.

[G1]Decepticon War Games, they're not over till they're over. Written for 28 memes On Their Knees Combaticons.

G1 Transformers x BtVS The Stunticons join an outlaw crosscountry road rally, and Dead End kidnaps Spike to be his driver. No, not Sparkplug's son Spike. That other guy named Spike...the one from Sunnydale.

Times and technology may change. People don't. AU, Hiko POV.

[G1] Swindle learns a painful lesson written about 4 or 5 years ago, takes place after the episode B.O.T.

Megatron gives Starscream a taste of Unicron's power. Contains slash.

Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!

Late-night laundry leads to a few other people keeping an eye on Cheyenne Mountain... UL, crossover with Rurouni Kenshin. Complete.

Waywardfic AU: Aviator has overcome many trials to realise his dream of being the seventh Constructicon, but now he has another challenge facing down the person he replaced.

In the aftermath of 'The Human Condition', the Decepticons are back to normal, and the Insecticons are up to their old tricks. Or are they?..

Shrapnel wants to secure the Insecticons' future in the Decepticon Empire, and if that means breaking all the rules on the way, so be it, be it...

Megatron makes a bad call that tears the team apart, in both the figurative and literal senses. Now the remnants of the strike-force are hurt, stranded, and angry... especially the surviving Constructicons...

A nasty little secret in Stalker's past threatens to destroy the Decepticons' future. Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave have to figure out what's happening to them before the whole crew goes insane... and Starscream isn't all that stable to begin with..