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Joined 08-18-11, id: 3175346, Profile Updated: 10-07-11

Who Am I?

My name is ALEX


My Favourite Movie?

Look at the picture. It's RIO: The Movie


Favourite Quote(s)?

1.) For the record... I want you to know... Rocks aren't people.

~Tucker

2.) Hey dude, what's your name? naaaaaaame. I am Alex, that is Tucker, thats Bitch Pants Mc Crabby.

~Tucker

3.) No way dude, I'm not wiggling your dongle.

~Tucker

4.) Sixteen days? Thats almost two weeks.

~Tucker

5.) I only eat foods that begin with vowels.

~Dounut

6.) Time isn't made out of lines... It is made out of circles... That is why clocks are round.

~Caboose

7.) T.O.S.E.R.S Get down on the F*ing ground.

~Master Chief from Arby n The Chief

8.) Your tost has been BURNED. And no ammount of scraping will remove the black part.

~Caboose

9.) BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!

~Tucker

10.) A great love, is alot like a good memory. When it's there and you know it's there, it can be all that you think about. And you can focus on it, and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient... And you hold still... Well, maybe... Just maybe... It'll come to you.

~Epsilon Church.


Where Am I?

Im in California which is in the U.S.A.


What Do I Do?

I work in a public restroom and clean urinals. Lol, jk.


Race?

White.


Gender?

Male.


What Do I Do For Fun?

I'm in a band called The Friend Killers. I also make C.G.I Videos like Red Vs Blue. I do more stuff but im getting tired of this subject.


Why Am I Writing This?

Because I see everyone else with a bio or something on their profile page and I didnt want to be the ONE person who didn't have something like this on the profile page.


Why Are You Still Reading This?

No one knows but you should click the X button on your browsers window, Turn off the computer, and throw it out the window. Or my personal favourite... Shoot it then throw it out of an airplane. :P.

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Hopeless by Drako1997 reviews
Blu and Jewel have finally decided that they're ready to start a family. But when the time comes, they discover that there's a small problem that keeps them from being parents... /s/2945837/1/Halflife-Fulllife-Consequences
Rio - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,750 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Lost Serenity by Ghostofinu reviews
A twist on the movie-What if Jewel came to Blu in Minnesota rather than the other way around? A tale of two birds and their struggle to love one another.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Blu, Jewel
Instincts of the Jungle by Corration reviews
A re-concept for those who have read "Jungle Instincts". It happens during Jewel's healing. Blu is worried what the future holds, and during a flight, he meets someone that could help him out. When Blu keeps it a secret, how would Jewel react to the situation. Furthermore, could this someone destroy Blu and Jewel's relationship, or could someone else intervene?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,387 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Missing Messages by Corration reviews
A story between "The New Kid" and "Come Back", featuring a teenish-like Jalin and a younger Blu in a story about an event that changed for the better for them: Leoncio, Jalin, and Blu
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,795 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Life After the Jump DeletedRejected Scenes by therobotchicken reviews
Compilation of ideas that didn't make it into the story.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Blu, Jewel
A Faint Cooing by Kakela reviews
Picks up After the failed smuggling but before Jewel's wing heals. This is my first FanFic, and the T rating is just to be borderline safe. Intimate scenes later on.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Exit Wounds, Take Two by Bluetech reviews
Every entity, from the tiniest bacteria to the most massive star, has beginning and an end. One day, every creature will reach that point. All they can do is prepare for what lies beyond, and let go. Exit wounds will be left behind, but time heals all...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,264 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Quitting by Ghostofinu reviews
It was fun while it lasted but I'm going to retire for now.
Rio - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011
Tested Trust by Ghostofinu reviews
Summary-To be edited in the near future
Rio - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Blu, Jewel
Saratoga by Ghostofinu reviews
A boy goes on the adventure of a lifetime when he is confronted by two spix macaws.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blu, Jewel