I am Vixter-twihard, I'm a relatively new author on fanfiction.net, I love to write anything from poetry-fictional newspaper reports. (the only stuff i don't like writing are Biographies & Autobiographies!)

I love twilight, I am on Team Volturi and Felix is my favourite (and in my opinion the hottest) charachter from the twilight saga.

I also like Harry potter, my favourite charachters from that include Hermione, Neville, Bellatrix Lestrange, Proffessor snape, Lily potter, Colin Creevy and the weasley twins.

I have recently discovered that the X-men films are fantastic and I have developed - as most people do - favourite charachtors, mine are Colossus, Proffessor Xavier, nightcrawler, storm, Rogue, Kitty, Mystique and Magneto.

I also love Percy Jackson and the Olympians series my favourite gods are: Hermes, Apollo, Artemis, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Hades, Athena and Hestia.

favourite non-god charachters are: Percy Jackson, Annabeth, Grover, Luke, Thalia, Leo, Piper, selina, Tyson, Zoe nightshade, Nico, mrs. O'Leary, the Stoll brothers, Clarisse and coach Hedge.

so, yeah, a lot of favourites in there.

My Favourite T.V programes are:

NCIS, I favourite charachters from that are Abbey, McGee, Ziva, Ducky and Gibbs.

Blackadder and my favourite series were "blackadder goes forth" and my favourite charachtors (throughout the series) are Queenie, General Melchet, George, Nursie and of corse Blackadder

'Ello 'Ello from Which my favourite charachtors are Rene, the Italian guy (can't remember his name) and hairflick.

Sue Thomas: FBeye in which my favourite charachtors are Sue, Levi, Myles and Bobby

I also like the movie versions of Charlie's Angels, It's kick ass, I like all the charachtors accept for Seamus O'Grady!

Likes:

1. Reading

2. Writing

3. Horse riding

4. Enid Blyton books (The famous five, The sectret seven, malory towers, St. claires and the Faraway tree)

5. Listening to music (I like most styles of music)

6. ANIMALS!!!

7. Science

8. English

9. Drama

10. Music lessons (private & class)

11. Swimming

12. Nettball

13. Rounders

14. "Lush" or "bodyshop" bath and shower products

15. Body boarding

16. playing Dominoes/Snap

Dislikes:

1.Rebels

2.Hockey

3. Dance

4. Geography!!!! (soooo BORING... ZZZZZ)

5. R.E. (it's too easy)

6. Maths with Mrs. "Wherewolf" Wilson

7. Miss Noble (she stares at the sky & perved on my Art book)

8. Miss Elmes, her Bingo wings & her love for homework/Detentions

9. Mrs. Ash... occupation: humourless Battleaxe

10.Spiders

11.Perverts/Peadophiles/stalkers

12. Jason Derulo & Justin Bieber

13. SHOPPING (DUN, DUN, DUUUUN -IT'S EVIL!!!!)

14. Naggers

15. telltales/snitches/spraggers

16. Bullies

17. Racist people

18. those who treat Homosexual people like they're less than streight people

19. Fics that have this abomination all the way through '"Shes eated it!" sais Agelena' YOU CAN NOT call The aforementioned filth literature. yes people make errors but that's just taking the piss!

My Top 25 favourite Twilight saga charachters:

1. Felix
2. Aro
3. Demetri
4. Victoria
5. Alice
6. Carlisle
7. Emmett
8. Fred
9. Rosalie
10. Alec
11. Jane
12. Renata
13. Zafrina
14. Bree
15. Quil
16. Esme
17. Garrett
18. Eleazar
19. Carmen
20. Kate
21. Leah
22. Laurent
23. Irina
24. Charlotte
25. Jasper

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male

post this onto your profile if you belive people under these circumstances should be treated the same as anyone else

FUN TIME

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

What would you say or do in one of theese situations?

1. You see Caius in a gutter holding a beer bottle, is shouting that he's Brittney spears and bursts into singing "womanizer" and begins doing horrendous "Dad-dancing?"

Record it for blackmail

2. When on Christmas day Jane opens your pressent and finds it's a Dammit doll?

Tell her, she's gotta let her frustration out and the guard is going to me a more than a little pissed if you use them for this purpose.

3. You open a door without Knocking and Find Sulpicia and Athenodora "making-out."

Haistily leave the Room and stop Aro from touching me at all costs!

4. Walk into the throne room and see Marcus singing Lady Gaga Born this way into a hairbrush!

Think okay, walk to the nearest bathroom, throw cold water on myself, then slap myself really hard in the face then pinch myself and see if I wake up, if not Book myself into a shrink and put myself on a cause for concern assylum list.

5. You get roped into a karaoke contest and find yourself in a team with Aro, Felix, Demetri, Jane, Marcus and Chealsea against Caius, Sulpicia, Atenodora, Alec, Renata, Heidi and Afton and Santiago is the judge.

Allocate Leann Rimes "Blue" to Aro because you can somehow tell he'll be WAY off key and so it won't matter, Give Felix "I like the way you move" by the bodyrockers because he has a low, smooth voice and will be able to use his flirtatiuos nature to pull it off, Demetri seems like a decent guy so you give him supergrass "feel alright" 'cause it'll suit him and if he can't sing, can pull it of by shouting in time with the music, Jane has a high voice so you give her Leona Lewis' "bleeding love" for fun and because she can do high notes, give Marcus The prodigy's classic "firestarter" because rock seems to be his sorta style and Chealsea would be given "thank you for the music" by ABBA because there is always at least one attempt at ABBA songs on karaoke nights plus it has high notes she can hit and I'd just sing Lady gaga "teeth" 'cause it'd be classic in a room full of vamps! And for our group contribution "Who's that chick" by Rihanna and David Guetta.

6. Catch Alec hugging a teddy he denies ever having.

Buy him a new teddy, give it to him in front of the entire guard and say "your old one's looking a bit knackered!"

7. it's Movie night and Aro wants to watch Bambi, Felix wants to watch Lee Evans live at the O2, Demetri wants to watch the fugitive, Caius is trying to persuade them to watch a really gruesome Dracula film, Heidi's hankering to watch ghost and the twins are all for watching a Harry Potter film and they ask you to choose.

Bambi is a definate no, the fugitive is okay-ish but I'd probably get a bit bored at the begining and walk off then miss the bits with action so I think not, ghost is good but you can watch it on the movie channel more often than not, Dracula's awsome but you'd probably get someone whining that the humans got it wrong and begin to bang on about how it really is (and you, obviously, already know!) so it's probably a choice between Lee Evans and Harry Potter, depends as to what mood I was in at the time as to which I would choose!

8. You see Jane doing a solo salsa when no one else is around, what do you do.

Begin to sing dancing queen to annoy her and laugh at the possibly horrified look on her face.