Agentcarloshide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Artemis Fowl, and Naruto. YO. I just relogged into this account for the first time in many many years on 1/10/15 so needless to say this account has been dust and cobwebs for quite some time! I do not know if I will be writing any more fanfiction. On the rare occasion that I do write, it is usually original fiction shorts. You can find me more actively at tumblr. I also have a simblr if you're into that kind of thing. Ciao! |
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Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Strange Happenings In The Town of Forks by TeamJempwarth reviews
The crazy things that the Cullens, Bella, and other characters do in the small town of Forks. Completely OOC. Funny though. Rated T for crude humor. :3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 21,479 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008
Fright Fest by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki Halloween! Or is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Remember by Zaltanna reviews
A poem I did during summer school about The Sight
Sight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
When Angels Cry by ohxmyxria reviews
A closer look into the underestimated relationship between Angela Weber and Ben Cheney. Just because they don't star in the Twilight series, it does not by any means mean their love is weaker or any simpler. All relationships have bumps.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Angela - Complete
Dearly Beloved by Annamia reviews
50 sentences, from when Jasper and Alice first meet to after Bella's wedding. Read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Love, Hate, and Annihilations by xXKaleidoscopeEyesXx reviews
Everyone knows Raven and Trevor hate each other. But is that all there is? An incident at the Coffin Club would suggest otherwise. A strange love/hate relationship forms around music and dancing. But what about Alexander? Rated T for now.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2008
Life Alert by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Akatsuki Crack! Kakuzu and Hidan share a food fight and later, Kakuzu has a heart attack. Renamed, now just a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Orochimaru's World Famous New Year's Eve Party by dead drifter reviews
Sequel to “The Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas.” Featuring unauthorized Furby breeding, the purpose of Kimimaro’s zig zag hair parting, drunken sex, pimping puppets, Hot Cheatos, revealing New Year’s resolutions and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,426 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Buddha by hyb9 reviews
Moon in a Cup is born, but as Kaye well knows, happy endings are near impossible to come by. The outside world crowds about our ragtag bunch, human and fae alike, and threatens all that they hold dear. PostIronside, romances and hard times.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Flutter by Chloroform Perfume reviews
In moments like these.... AliceJasper drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
A Fairie Who Can Lie by Chatterbox Angel reviews
A continuation of the beautiful ending of Ironside. What happened after Roiben saw Kaye lying? Roiben x Kaye
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Roiben, Kate F. - Complete
Why? by Chatterbox Angel reviews
So many questions, one simple one word answer. RoibenKaye
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Crash by sharingank reviews
In which Deidara has a headache, and Tobi suggests a shower. Little known to Deidara, Tobi fully intends to join him. DeiTobi oneshot. Note the rating. It's there for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
The Wait by Delano reviews
JPOV. Jasper's thoughts while Alice and Bella are in Italy to save Edward. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Fetish by Disappearing1 reviews
Wash & Zoe, Sitting on a Couch ...
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Wish by Stradivari reviews
We never know where we are going. And while we remain naive, the knots we tie slowly slip apart. [poem]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Metronome by Stradivari reviews
It keeps the music in time whether dead or precise beauty, only the player can tell. :: TLC spoilers. Minerva.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Supply Closet by Disappearing1 reviews
Wash and Zoe are locked in the supply closet together. Whackiness ensues! WashZoe Preseries.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
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SasoDei: Am I The One reviews
Self Explanatory
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Need
Who Doesn't Love An Angsty Poem Now And Then?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
I'm With You reviews
Songfic Thingie With An Avril Song - aliceXjasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
One Call reviews
set directly after TLC. short. one-shot. AxM
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Bella's Vamp Power Goes FreakyLyk reviews
Title Says It All
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete