The Divine Foolhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for South Park. Hey, readers! You found this idiot's profile. I'm just some guy, really, trapped in the wheel of samsara with the rest of you. Name's Stephen. I like to think I'm still a kid, but after turning 18 early this year and buying my first legal pack of Marlboros, the world seems a whole lot grosser than before, which must mean I'm an adult. I'm a philosopher, a mediocre writer, a starving artist, lover of all things Sci-Fi and remotely anagogical. I am a participating Buddhist, NOT a practicing one, so don't get your perceptions crossed. I'm an Observer, but still have all of my hair. Oh yeah, I'm also chronically bisexual; will honestly hit on any biped with an ounce of intellect. Unfortunately, I work two jobs, still waiting for college letters to come in (doesn't look promising) and can barely keep up with senior year, so my sister will be dropping in, to share this account. She acts as my beta and my beating heart, and at 16 she's probably got more commons sense than I'll ever have. I do not have a Tumblr. Stop asking. I have a Wordpress and a DeviantArt under the same alias, though. Check 'em out. P.S. Updates will be few and far between until summer or break. |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Into the Wood by Walter Gilman reviews
A divergence after Blackwater.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,234 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [Sansa S., Sandor C.]
Hunt or Be Hunted: A Scabior Tale by DreamChaos reviews
A dark look into the Second Wizarding War, where young metamorphmagus Olive poses as a Snatcher to seek revenge for the death of her father. But, things certainly go awry when her disguise is found out and Scabior wants a revenge all of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,955 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 11/24/2010 - [Scabior, OC]
Inertia Creeps by Cennis reviews
If everyone but you believes you're mad, who is wrong? Ciel Phantomhive, patient D18, is not mad. Sebastian Michaelis, new orderly at St. Victoria's Asylum, agrees.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 252,256 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Sestina by Lyricoloratura reviews
In space, you need your friends. Jim's been taken hostage, the Enterprise is threatened in enemy territory, and the crew must risk everything to try to save their captain. Will everything be enough? Slow-building ensemble piece; not abandoned, I promise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,004 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, H. Sulu
The Flavor of Laughter by brytewolf reviews
He is Starfleet’s youngest captain. But he is untried, and inexperienced. What kind of captain will James Tiberius Kirk become? A story in three parts. Slow-building, will eventually be K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,406 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Automaton by f000se reviews
Thomas has a plan. A master plan to get into Craig's pants. It's just that nobody was expecting it to work for Tweek, too.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,550 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Sand Child by Desert.Moon reviews
Sunako, a girl who controls neither the sand nor her temper very well, longs to see the desert again; but when she's finally given the chance, circumstances change her mind. Even so she and Gaara are forced to return home together—one of them newly-blind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,908 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
It Should Have Been Me by meredith1018 reviews
Dumbledore has chosen Draco Malfoy as Head Boy, and almost everyone is seriously miffed about it, and none more so than Blaise Zabini. But Dumbledore had a reason for picking Malfoy, and Hermione is at the heart of it. Non HBP/DH compliant. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,638 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Us by princess.ann reviews
The girl looked over to Edmund and an almost evil smirk twisted onto her face, her eyes lit up with excitement. "This is my daughter, Cecilia Lune." And that was when Edmund knew. He hated this girl. EdmundOC. Set during The Horse & His Boy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,104 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, OC
Control by glorysmile reviews
"My name is Maka Albarn," she began with purpose. "My mother is a witch and my father is a weapon. I cannot control who I am, but I have a say on who I can be." AU. SoulxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,724 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Life is Like a Malt Shop by Mallus reviews
Jim's a dork, Spock puts up with him, bonding happens, then Deus Crackadrama Machina descends upon them both. Starts out funny, devolves into supernatural unhappiness, and I wish I could be more specific but that would spoil you. Slash as of chapter 6.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,336 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lovely by DandyBoyDaniel reviews
Draco Malfoy thinks Theodore Nott is lovely. A sweet and spicy slash drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
The Most Noble and Handsome Heir of Black by snazzytuls reviews
Sirius Orion Black has everything everyone wishes for: good looks, wealth, and pureblood status. So quite naturally everyone is below him. That is until he delves more into the secret that is the lowly, half-blood, half-breed that is Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,331 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Christmas With the Family by Lyricoloratura reviews
Jim loves Christmas - but his first Christmas in space is proving to be hard on him for a lot of reasons. Now it's up to his friends to make sure he gets the holiday he deserves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,017 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Right Questions by The Edgy Bubble reviews
Scabior x Hermione: When a familiar snatcher keeps following the trio without any attempts to snatch and Hermione keeps his stalking a secret it really just comes down to asking the right questions to figure out what's going on between those two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Hermione G.
Twins will be Twins by inuharrytwiclique reviews
Fred has started to notice things about his brother that he never has before, and it starts to freak him out. More over, what will George think if he finds out...and let's not even talk about the rest of the Weasleys and their friends.TWINCEST.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,100 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Snowy Days by Is you heart in the game reviews
It's snowing in Death City, which means no school for our seven heroes. Be prepared for card games, snowball fights, hot chocolate, and...romance? SoulxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Rainy Days by Is you heart in the game reviews
Follow Soul's rainy day adventures as he discovers a world of things to do when boredom strikes. But, maybe bothering Maka wasn't the smartest idea...
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
2D and the Whale by Nebbity reviews
"If it helps any, I'm not only a whale," said the whale. "I'm also a metaphor." * 2D said, "I'm not surprised. Seems like everything in my life's a metaphor lately."
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2010 - 2D - Complete
Space Swords and Tea Leaves by Butterfinger333 reviews
Post-War Tokka. Toph and Sokka go on a journey looking for Sokka's space sword, and while Toph tries to hide her crush, Sokka is oblivious as always. But can both of them recover the treasure that saved their lives without killing each other first?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,754 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Toph, Sokka
Practicality by modernboys reviews
A one shot scene involving snow, streetlights and snogging. Seamus/Dean. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Breaking It To the Boss by erbby17 reviews
Giriko has some very important business to discuss with his most trusted colleagues. Unfortunately, they don't seem prepared for his recent revelation. CRACK-FIC FOR PLUSHIE'S BIRTHDAY!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Giriko - Complete
Bound By Blood by Elerick reviews
ChronaxRagnarok, In the battle to bring Chrona back, she becomes seperated from Ragnarok. Now with his own human form they both have to deal with new freedom and loss, as well as unfimilar feelings. M for later chapters. slight SxM and KxC
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Crona, Ragnarok
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
When Zeus split the human being by Experimental reviews
Once upon a time, when the Earth was still young, the human being had a very different form. Kaoru contemplates Plato, Twain, and being a twin. Gen.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
These Blood Red Eyes Don't See So Good reviews
Eric Cartman breaks his elbow in a hockey game and, oddly enough, Kenny decides to visit him. This begins a long road to recovery, and not just from Eric's injuries. As he heals, Kenny tries to make sense of past wrongs and decipher his old friend's borderline personality disorder, all while trying to avoid reflecting on his own consciousness. T for language and bro-speak. \m/
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M.