Wheeeee!!! I am one of the highly special, highly evil Evil Conspriators! Hee hee, redundancy! Anyway, never ever get on our bad sides or you will regret it...permanently. However, this is not a threat, more of a friendly warning. Let evilness live on!!!

-Evilness Supporter 1
a.k.a. Nastia

We are all evil, cruel human beings. Mwahahaha...
You don't want to get onto our evil side, or you will be in w-a-y over your head. We three have many cruel methods of torture, which include mass emails, and including you in our stories. So beware, steer clear of us and you will be okay. Mwahahahaha...
Remember, let evilness live on!

-Evilness Supporter 2
a.k.a. Evilla

WE DEFY ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH GOODNESS OR BUTTERED ONIONS OR LEMMINGS PLEASE, AND SO HOARD OUR RIGHTS AS (VERY EVIL) HUMAN BEINGS!!!!