HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a deviantart,( except i don't know how to art)

Also..I have a tumblr.

Name: Chandler. Not Chandler Bing.

Age: Some number that has double digits...Just not an old person.That's all I'll tell you, if you're a stalker or not.

Gender: I'm a girl, as far as I know. P.S. I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED MY CRAPPY STORY IN 2 YEARS.:/ I MAY DELETE IT.

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth
When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron
When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson
When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia
When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse
When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca
When I scold my younger brother. (In my case sister)

I promise to remember Nico
When someone doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls
whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone going against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.

Swear on the River Styx!!!

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

When life gives you lemons tell Chuck Norris to round house kick life in the face while you make lemonade for him because that was the deal.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm the heck down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!" (Im actuly scared of thunder storms.)

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You see an owl, you go, "Hi Athena!"

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt. ( A guy at my school actuly had one. When I saw it I screamed and asked him were he got it.)

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams - or dream - about PJO characters/events.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.

You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

You watch the movie and read the book every chance you get. (I have the DVD. I have to say the movie wasn't that good at all.)

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (Haha! Katy Perry.)

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO.

You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

You're in love with a fictional character.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. (So true)

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (It's true, I totally do!)

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head during Math when you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of/for new information.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?"

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site.

You add things to the list every day.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

HARRY POTTER TIME!

The Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love.

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous.

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time.

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good.

I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights.

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I’d do anything for family.

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper.

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me.

I promise to be careful

For Moody’s sake, of course.

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed.

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right.

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”.

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potter

I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person

I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja

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