Hello. Known as audra(Lemon err LL cool J) 30 rock fan, i know. Timmy B is mah bro and Tina Fey is mah bitch. Nuff said. Fanfic's are for life and so are mozzarella sticks. I'm a poster whore, baker, aaand a stripper at the Purple Hippo. 30 rock and The Office complete me. Tina Fey is my clone, sadly cause I look like her. I believe a Poddling will be the next president and Fox Network will eventually suck it. Life is weird that way. Harry Potter is the shizz and Twilight is something that wasn't meant to be brought into the world. Ahhh, what a life. Blergh. ;)

Age : fourteen
Hair Color: brownie!
Eye Color: derrrk berrrn
Height: shortiee.
Profession: Saucy Wench, former poltergeist.
What's Your Sign?: Gemini
Any Siblings?: clone
Innie or Outie: Both. people have said.
Righty or Lefty?: Righty...tighty lefty loosey!
Any pets?: fishhy named Sweenehhh, and a demon kitty. it's probably a reincarnation of Mrs. Norris.
What month were you born in?: may.
Describe Yourself In One Word: MOTIVATIONAL. it took 92 minutes to write that. shows how motivational i am.
Biggest Fear: scary ventriloquist dolls.
Your Proudest Accomplishment: finding my way out of the womb. ;D
Famous Person You Want To Meet: TINA FUCKING FEY. Tom Felton would be nice too (;
Song Played At Your Funeral: girls just wanna have fun, and i want a live performance of it by Cyndi Lauper Favorite Color: Orange!
Favorite Movie: Date Night...still.
Favorite School Subject: Social Studies. I like the fact that I can write in the text books.
Favorite Food: Something eatable. Not beans. ANYTHING but the BEANS! I like Berty Bott's beans though (:
Favorite Animal: Venomous Tentacula!
Favorite Childhood Memory: "do you want to be the flower girl?" me-"NO!" "do you know what a flower girl is?" me-"NO!!!!" (age 7 kicked ass)
Favorite Possession: my future ipad that was supposed to be here 1 month ago. fuck mail services.
Favorite Number: eighteen!
Favorite Ice Cream: Grasshopper Pie. No lie. that rhymed!
Favorite Cartoon Character: Patrick Star
I don't understand: Politics. And why my dad swears at the TV.
When I wake up in the morning: I feel like shit. NOT P-Diddy.
Life is full of: germie germ germs.
My past is: in another universe.
I wish: that i attended Hogwarts.
I am totally terrified of: Snape when he's on his period.
I hate people who: don't bring me my Sourpatch Extremes when i ask for them.

THE SAD, BUT EXTREMELY AWESOME INSIDERS WITH THE LOVELY LAURA: Bacon Sizzle (it's like... a reversed fist pump), titalump, Tom Hanks, Tommy Hanks, Tom Tom Hanky Hanks, Thomas Badass Hanks, Tom Shanky Hanks, Tommy Hanky Panky, EVERY SINGLE SWEENEY TODD JOKE. EVER. SEXY OR NOT. IT'S STILL BLOODY HILARIOUS, Harry Potter gamin' (the most shittiest quality you will EVER find.), Madame Hoochie, ITZ GONNA RAIN, Alan Rickman...nuff said., Tight Trousers (preferably Tall ones.), negligees, Anthony's gayness...also paired with Toby's queerness, Water Balloons(a different type of usin' the loo), AMP + REDBULL TO THE MAXXX, BILL...with the Smiley Face Shirt, There., Legit Sheet Music, the (sexy) Bill Gray's newspapahh, random sign stealin' (ex. Garage Sale Signs), Tires, "Road Narrows", Laura's amazing popsicle soup (ingredients: grape popsicle, water, sugar, and gatorade.), GINGERS (damn them), The Dark Crystal, sexy skexies, PODDLINGS, Draco's dick(a very longgg, and harddd, story (;), SEXY SNAPE, "I'm lizzing!", Kingdom Hearts (SORA), RUM...wait...where the fuck is it!?!!, A strange attempt to find the Black Pearl, Sandy Castle building, chink movies, sex babies (you heard right), Labyrinth (the sexy movie, along with sexy David Bowie), en-suo, Johnny Depp Movie Nights, the stones of the blair witch, obsession wiff charlie and the chocolate factory, twaddling, audra's (my) dad's underwear...ON LAURA'S FACE. MWUAHAHA, intense pyro, ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING WITH FIGHTCLUB, concocting and distributing potions in odd places, EDDIE SCISSIE HANDS, avon soapyyy soap, Bubble Baths(with that sexy stuffed monkey!), health notes containing mice, ROBERT PAULSON, oh the things you can do on the sims (killing, killing...more, useless killing.), rollercoaster tycoon, KYLE DEPALMA (not to be trusted), lego buildin', lighter (it's lost at sea...laura is still not happy), Burger Combos, BINGO NIGHT, taco hell, "Don't paint bears into sluts", facial hair, IMORTAL-NESS, *click-click-click ta-ta-ta!, "I AM JACK'S SMIRKING REVENGE" (or bowel movements), Mrs.Mawn in the she-wolf closet, Cashmia!, forest guuuump, laura's sexy voice of Matt Malonaro, "I love between the lions!", Hallway-pondering, TOM FELTON'S SEXINESS, dirty dancin', BAND (The Lamb), Slimy Jims, "I SO caught that!" (gym class). "I AIM TO PLEASE." 12:57 AM 6/24/10 -LAURA