Fafafaberrittana. What's worse, dating your sister's best friend, dating a loser at the bottom of the social ladder, or dating your best friend's ex? The Fabray triplets are about to test boundaries in all three. Can love and sisterhood both prevail?

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.