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Welcome to the dark side, here is your complimentary cookie.
Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.
Who needs lawyers when I have a perfectly good hand-made hidden blade just waiting for a test run?
God's gift to man was Alice the madness returns.

Stayne-Knave of Hearts: Alice has escaped.
[Red Queen slaps him]
Stayne: On the Bandersnatch.
[Red Queen slaps him again]
Stayne : With the Vorpal Sword.
[Red Queen slaps him again]

Blue Caterpillar: Who are you?
Alice: Absolem?
Blue Caterpillar: You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. Stupid girl.

Caterpillar: Have you ever heard the saying, "smoking stunts your growth?"
Alice: Adults recite that adage to children, usually with a pipe stuck in there mouths.
Caterpillar: absolutely. Now take a deep breath in. (blows smoke)
Alice(shrinks)

March Hare: I have an excellent idea, LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Alice: Riddles? Now let me see... why is a raven like a writing desk?
Mad Hatter: I beg your pardon?
Alice: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Mad Hatter: [alarmed] Why is a what?
March Hare: Careful, she's stark ravin' mad!
Alice: But it's your silly riddle. You just said...
Mad Hatter: Easy, don't get excited!
March Hare: How about a nice cup of tea?
Alice: "Have a cup of tea," indeed! Well I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!

White Rabbit: Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace, Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts!
[Crowd cheers]
Whit Rabbit: ... And the King.
Voice in crowd: Hooray!

reality is the thing that, once you cease to believe in it, it doesn't disappear.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Alice...What have you done?

There is no method...to this madness.

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.

Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck.

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

Well-read people are less likely to be evil.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

"One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens and jacks, who are possibly the queen's younger, more attractive boyfriends.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so."

Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make -- bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake -- if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble. Making assumptions simply means believing things are a certain way with little or no evidence that shows you are correct, and you can see at once how this can lead to terrible trouble. For instance, one morning you might wake up and make the assumption that your bed was in the same place that it always was, even though you would have no real evidence that this was so. But when you got out of your bed, you might discover that it had floated out to sea, and now you would be in terrible trouble all because of the incorrect assumption that you'd made. You can see that it is better not to make too many assumptions, particularly in the morning.

I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms