Hello! Juliette here.

And me! Can't forget me!!! ^.^

Ah, yes, Victoria, thank you for joining us. I was just introducing these lovely people to our profile. -_-

Ooh! Sounds like fun! Let me help, some Julie. And hey! Don't hog all the word space!

-raises eyebrow at Victoria-

So...I'm Victoria Arrows, and this terribly cheerful and optimistic person in Juliette Capulet! (lol, look at her last name!)

Yes, I do believe I've already said this. And don't diss the last name! I love Romeo & Juliet!!!

See what I mean? She's a grumpy pants.

I'm not usually this pissy, but I'm on my period. Bah hum bug.

Well, more about us. Um, we're in college, And Juliette is about to turn 18, and I'm already legal. Mwahaha! :D Now I can finally release my world domination plans upon the world!

Yeah, I know I'm young, but I keep telling her, there will come a time when she's fifty, and I'm still forty-nine, and I'll be laughing in her face. And as you can see, she's psycotic.

Let's see, I'll start by wiping out the word's toilet paper production first, and then I will have the world at my feet, begging for mercy!

All right then, I can see the intro is left to me. Well, Vicki and I both currently reside on the sunny concrete beaches of Los Angeles, California, hot guy central in the USA. I'm originally from Florida, but Vicki's a native. Please don't ask how we met. But, would you care to help out, Vicki?

And if that fails, I'll steal all the baby ducklings, the really cute ones, and threaten to send them to their deaths over a steep cliff if no one obeys my laws . . .

Apparently not. Oh, and by the way, Vicki and I are best friends, and nothing more. So don't go making any sexual innuendos. Please. :( And I have a boyfriend too. His name is Kyle. So does Vicki, but he's out of state for now. Said he was going on a trip or something. I can't understand how someone could put up with her, but apparently Alex does.

Then, I'll start by ordering all of my subjects to make a series of twenty four hour service s'mores stands . . . and since I'm the ruler, I don't have to pay for them!

Well, I've got to go and attempt to save what little sanity Vicki has retained throughout her short lifetime, so I'll see everyone around. Bye!

Goodbye future subjects, and remember, bow down to me, and no ducklings shall be harmed! BWAHAHAHAAAA~!

-clamps a hand over Victoria's mouth-