i'm not good at this stuff so i will just copy and paste things...

XENA'S RULES FOR SURVIVAL

1. If you can run. Run.

2. If you can't run. Surrender and then run.

3. If you're outnumbered let them fight each other while you run.

4. Talk your way out of it.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone?, goody goody gumdrop 06, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, QueenSerenity818, Lady of the Mirror, Drummer13

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile.

If you think this is the best line in movie history: MY PEANUT! copy and paste this

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it.

Ways to know you are obsessed with Sweeney Todd:

1. Every time you hear the word 'epiphany' you immediately think of someone saying 'how about a shave?'

2. 'Baker' and 'widow' become one and the same to you.

3. You find yourself unable to consume a meat pie without gagging or giving the chef a funny look.

4. You can't sit in a barber's chair without checking for gears beneath the cushion.

5. Con-men all start to have a strange Italian accent, even when they really don't.

6. You laugh at sailors instead of avoiding them in bars.

7. The phrase 'God that's good' makes you think of cannibalism.

8. Any form of lyrics with the line 'pretty women' gives you the odd feeling of someone hovering over you holding something sharp.

9. You have a strange phobia of tea kettles. (for those who have seen the film)

10. You check large trunks for corpses and frightened children.