...well...i aint much of a talker...so its good im typing(ignore my sarcasm if you can)

Nickname: ...too many.. i think i prefer Canine for now...

Real Name: ...

Age: ...

Location: A series of never ending dimensions between this split human dimension and whatever number dimension the dream realm is (I dont really remember or care to try and remember)

Things to know:

1. I am a sarcastic SOB

2. I am quite lazy

3. I try to write in any style i can come across 1st person,2nd,3rd.Omniscient ...childish..detailed..etc..so bear wit te change of style

4. My grammar and such is bad..so unless you want to be a willing Muse/Beta do not correct me on punishment of being ignored..(i know..horrible)

5. I am a student..so updates for any who care may be...infrequent

Quotes

\I cant believe you could do this to me!!\ scratches ear /What?..I thought you were dead/ \BUT MY LEGS!?HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?!\

\I wish my daddy hadn't made me mad...\ /Why? Regretting your crime?/ \...no..he just made good waffles\

\Hold me you sexy devil!!\ /..so should I shoot you or just kick you out of the car when i speed up?/

/I will now light my assistants ball on fire!!/ \Yes!! Watch this ama-..WHAT?!NO WAY!\ /But they already paid.../

"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
- Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices

/You cant throw te party in this dump!! Ill die!!// \This is sooo isnt a slum neighborhood any anymore!! I haven't heard te evil mutant ladybu-..ey..w're ya goin'??\

\Please! Tell us what happened!\ /Oh god the bottle and it was so dark and the milk...ohh the milk it was../ \...what?\

"There are so many people that witness these things, I don't see how you couldn't believe these things. Some people say it's all in your head. It's kind of hard to believe that your violently shaking bed, or things flying around the room, or a sudden chill in the air, or books falling from the shelf, one by one, is all in your head."
--Sarah (Submitter of "Knocking Ghost," Obiwan's UFO-free Paranormal Page www.ghosts.org)

"As I was walking up the stairs,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today,
dear God I wish he'd go away!"
--Author Unknown

"The lantern bearer lights the way,
for those who no more seize the day.
Blind eyes peer out from every head,
that crowds the carriage of the dead."
--"The Enchanted World: Ghosts" By Time-Life Books

"Nor crown nor coin can halt time's flight,
or stay the armies of the night.
King and villain, lad and lass,
all answer to the hour glass.
--"The Enchanted World: Ghosts" By Time-Life Books

"A miser thought to keep his gold,
as sheild against the coming cold.
But what cared death for mortal gains?
He smiled upon the miser's pains.
--"The Enchanted World: Ghosts" By Time-Life Books

"Her hour had come,
his mother smiled,
and sighed beside her infant child.
But he too answered the curse,
and found himself an older nurse.
--"The Enchanted World: Ghosts" By Time-Life Books

"A gentle hand will help the dead,
to find the way to their last bed.
Who engineers the mortal's end,
will tell you he is man's best friend.
--"The Enchanted World: Ghosts" By Time-Life Books

Please seat yourself at our table,
A fine meal we will prepare.
Eat quickly while you are able,
For the house is saying "Beware."
--Jan's Courtyard Website

"Deep into the darkness peering,
long I stood there wondering, fearing."
--"The Raven"
Edgar Alan Poe

"Do I believe in ghosts?
No, but I am afraid of them."
--Marquise du Deffand
1697-1780

"Listen to the night wind as it whispers your name,
It is calling.
Watch as leaves dance like tongues of flame,
It is calling.
Feel a chill rattle through your frame,
It is almost here."
--Frightbytes.com

"There was a young man from Nunhead,
who awoke in his coffin of lead.
'Its cozy enough,' he remarked in a huff,
'but I wasn't aware I was dead.'"
--Limerick from "Vampires, Zombies and Monster Men (Daniel Farson)