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Alia: Hi, I'm Alia!

Alia: -pokes Aly- Introduce yourself...

Random: QUIDDITCH

Alia: Oh, no! Not again...

Random: QUIDDITCH

Alia: Someone stop the madness!!

Random: I'm Alyssia and I love...QUIDDITCH

Random: Get a quid and Hermione and you have

QUIDDITCH! Get it? Quid witch?

Alia: Oh, Merlin...

Random: LOL

Alia: Help...me...

Random: I haven't had any candy today

Alia: Anyways... I'm Dark Princess Alia. She's Linkin Park 04. We're They-Who-Are-Not-Sane!

Random: Together we are…BlooCheese!

Alia: Ignore her…she needs sugar… If you don’t want to type They-Who-Are-Not-Sane (I know I don’t), we’re gonna let you call us AlyKat!

Random: Yes indeedy, feed the needy!

Alia: She doesn’t know what to say next… me neither. So we’ll answer questions. Aly’s in bold, I’m in italic.

Nicknames: Alyssia, Aly. Alia, Liberty Girl (don’t ask!), and Kat.

Fav. Color(s) and why:

Green: Duh

White: Clean and Pretty

Black: Duh.

Purple: Soft and fluffy

Green: Go Malfoy!

Blue: Like my eyes!

Black: Muahahaha!

House: Slytherin, duh.

Slytherin!

Fav. 3 Characters and why:

Lucius : Being Evil isn't easy...oh wait yea it is! And it doesn't hurt he's gorgeous.

Snape: I love it when the Asshole is the Good Guy! Hermione: I love HERMY!!

Peter Pettigrew: He’s the reason Harry Potter exists!

Draco Malfoy: Hot…sooo hot…

Harry Potter: -faints-

Alliance: Light Side and Dumbledore.

Dark Side and Voldemort!!

Blood: Half.

Pure…or purr

Fav. Kind of fic:

Action/suspense with a romantic icing.

I prefer any kind of evil, Dark, Azkaban, or Slytherin Harry fics. I’m also a sucker for a good Sirius/Remus or Dramione.

What you write alone: Adventure/ironic twists. Humor and parodies.

What you write together: Comedy. I guess mostly anything…be warned, we’re weird: )

What you’d like to write: An adventure story with LYAO parts and lots of nasty lemons. Horror and angst with romantic undertones and amazing adventure/mysteries. Yeah, like that’ll ever happen.

OC’s: Alyssia ( Main) and Sky (filler till later). Currently, there’s Sam, Emmy, Amy, Mal, and Ruby.

Your take on Deathly Hallows: I LOVE LOVE LOVE that Harry named his kid Albus Severus. I LOVED that! There were other parts that made me VERY ANGRY, like all the death, but there were other parts that I was like YEAH!!! Ick…To me, JKR was murdered and DH never existed and never will!!

Pets: two ferrets (at home, currently at college). Two lovely tabby cats, Tiger and Lily.

FanFic Friends: (I’ll put a link to Sorcha’s forum here later and a few other people). Becca, Jake, Laura, and (of course!), Aly!

Harry Potter books in order from fav to least fav: I like the 3rd one the best and then the first and second. The others are…well…there. Order of the Phoenix, Half-Blood Prince, Goblet of Fire, Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban, Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone.

Alia: I guess that’s all. But then again, we just want to finish this so we can post our first story! Oh, before I forget, we’ll reply to reviews in this form, so don’t get confused. Don’t think of us as Alia and Aly, think of us as either Alia and Random or Aly and Kat. It’s easier that way. Aly, anything else you can think of?

Random: QUIDDITCH!