Hello fellow Fanfiction fanatics! Welcome to my profile where YOU will be disgusted, interested, mortified, scared, and happy to see all of my many facts and opinions about

FANFICTION!

6 Facts About Me

Fact 1: I am NOT really popcorn, for I am actually a bored human being typing on my Mac...

Fact 2: I love reveiwing and flaming stories! Why? Simply because reading and writing is in my blood, and it comes naturally to me! So watch out, your story may be the next victim!

Fact 3: In my reveiws I PROMISE you that I will reveiw you in proper letter format. Why? As said in Fact 1, I am a bored human being typing on my Mac...

Fact 4: I HATE it, and I mean HATE it when absolutely amazing stories are INCOMPLETE! Don't you?

Fact 5: I absolutely LOVE oneshots! Wheather they are happy, sad, romantic, or funny I will read oneshots! I LOVE THEM!

Fact 6: Another thing I hate is when an author writes OOC (Out Of Character)! UGH! You'd think they'd know which characters are stoic, or fluffy, or stupid, and then they go off writing about some stoic character picking flowers happily with his "one true love". NO! Trust me if you're a GOOD writer you'd know how to make everything work WITHOUT making a character OOC.

Quotes of My Profile

"You may be only someone to the world, but to someone else you are the world." - Anon.

"The world is a playground, and life is pushing my swing." - Natalie Kocsis

"The glory of friendship is not the outstreched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it's the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else beleives in him, and is willing to trust him with his friend." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Give a man a fish and, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for the rest of his life." - Chinese Proverb

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Opinions About Fanfiction

One thing I find really stupid about some authors, is the fact that they will write a story with a Mary Sue OC (Other Character), and then WRITE in the description, ' DO NOT FLAME! I like writing Mary Sues!'. WHAT!? HAVE YOU NO BRAIN!? People down on EARTH HATE MARY SUES (Well at least I do..). No one on the globe will read a story about a girl doing "a perfect triple flip onto the treebranch, while the others hadn't even started climbing.". EW! That my friends is why everyone flames Mary Sue stories! I hate girls who do that, it pisses me off! And most of all I really,REALLY hate it when SHE gets the GUY! OMG! I WILL BLOW A FRIGGEN' CASKET! MIGHT AS WELL KILL ME NOW!

SO PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF BUTTERED POPCORN DO NOT WRITE A MARY SUE, OR I WILL HAVE TO KICK YOUR BUTT A LITTLE!

My Favourite Anime Couples

Are:

Sasuke + Hinata

Inuyasha + Kagome

Ichigo + Rukia

Neji + Tenten

Miroku + Sango

Haku + Chihiro

Naruto + Ino

My Anime Couples I'm Okay With

Are:

Naruto + Sakura

Sesshomaru + Kikyo

Ichigo + Orihime

Lee + Tenten

Kohaku + Rin

Haku + Rin

Shikamaru + Ino

My Anime Couples I HATE

Are:

Sasuke + Sakura

Inuyasha + Kikyo

My Reveiws ~ My Flames

Hello again! As you know my name is popcorn.mcsnickerdoodle, and I am a reveiw author. This meaning that I plan to make ONLY reveiws, and flames. If I do happen to reveiw you're story make sure you ACTUALLY read it, because I will always make a good statement in there for you and many others to enjoy! If I happen to flame you're story, I promise you I will not make rude insults directly at you I will give constuctive critique that, hopefully, you will take in and use for future stories. If you write a Mary Sue I will bash your story pretty bad.

Well, goodbye stalkers! Thank you SO much for reading up about me! I will reveiw and flame your stories, and hopefully they WON'T be Mary Sues!