Awesome-and-Possum
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Joined 08-18-11, id: 3175661, Profile Updated: 12-16-11
Author has written 3 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

hey Y'all,

I'm Awesome: (maybe)

I have past my shoulder long hair.

I get modesty straight A grades. Ha! What a joke!

I can be shy to people who don't know me, but I am ssssssooooooo NOT!!!!!!!! You've got that right.

I'm Christian.

I play the piano, clarinet, and recorder.

I LOVE Harry Potter and Percy Jackson. (Though Harry Potter is so much better You just tell yourself that.):D

When I'm older I want to act. (Drama is EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!)

I hate any pairings that are not in the books.

Roses are red and violets are blue,

use the Spell Check,

It's meant for YOU!!!!! Bad poem, but seriously. See my rant below.

If you do not use the typing system as taught and yet your typing system is quite effective, copy and paste this to your profile.

Dear Math, Why should I solve your problems? Get a therapist!

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

97% of people believe whatever you say as long as you include statistics.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

It is a known fact that 96% of authors who mysteriously stop updating have been eaten by dragons. The other 4% are hiding in their bath tubs with a fire extinguisher.

You claim you were late because you couldn't find your socks (well, the left one): You have a troll issue.

Be aware, there are lies on this page, I'm not perfect. I guess you will never know the true Awesome! Mwahahahahackhack.

Hullo There. Welcome to my side of the profile. I am Possum. Or Spotz, as you may know me on deviantART.

I like Horses, animals, reading, writing, digital art, photography, speedskating and acting.

I like the Percy Jackson series, Warriors series, Theodosia, and LotR.

Awesome here. WARNING! LOTR's books are BORING. Watch the movie!

Thank you, Awesome. Now kindly butt out of my profile.

I am a Christian.

Current reads: Percy Jackson. :D Again. What else?

Current Fanfictions: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. I'm working on a Theodosia and a PJO fanfic. *notches arrow* heh heh...

IMHO : Just for the record, I have an opinion. But it ain't humble.

-In my opinion, Jason could go curl up in a hole and die. So there!

-I have one pet peeve: poor punctuation. Really, we're all human. (At least I hope so...) And humans make mistakes. But other humans can come along and fix the mistakes we make, right? So there isn't any excuse for posting a fanfiction with no punctuation at all. ex.

I want to go to the beach. Bob said yeah Jimmy agreed I wish we culd go to the beach. K lets go to the beach. said bob who really wanted to go to the beach

That kind of writing drives me bananas. We are WRITERS, people, and we ought to know even the basics of grammar and puntuation. If I review your story, I'll most likely leave out this kind of rant. Fear not; you won't have to read through my dull criticism.

I am strange, scary, funny, interesting (in the worst possible way), weird, and at the best of times, random. I use too many dot-dot-dots... And that is all you need to know about me.

So Long For Now, Possum

The Pairings Possum (and Awesome)Support

Percabeth. Percy. Annabeth. The two best characters in the PJO series. What more could anyone wish for?

Hicstrid. JustBlossom has decided not to lend me her HTTYD DVD if I don't say so... but they are cute :)

Traitie. They're just so cute :)

KatnissxGale. Just cause I really don't like Peeta :D Although after reading Mockingjay, I'm starting to reconsider...

HarryxGinny. When Harry and Ginny met you could tell they were meant to be!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Pairings Possum (and Awesome) Doesn't Support

HiccupxToothless. Don't you people see how twisted and WRONG that is? Hiccup is a PERSON. And Toothless is a DRAGON. The are both GUYS. Need I really say more?

Thalico. I mean, can you really see that working? For one thing, Thalia is a HUNTER. Nico is a lot younger than her, unless you count all the time he and Bianca spent in the Lotus Casino and the fact that Thalia will still be 15 when Nico is long dead. And in my oh-so-humble opinion, I just don't think that they'd get along.

PercyxClarisse. Seriously? Better prepare a eulogy for Percy's funeral.

HarryxVOLDEMORT. Come on people where are your minds?

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Dear Fanfiction by inescapablesuffering reviews
The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 211 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 3926 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Imposter by justblossom reviews
Hiccup's day just couldn't get worse. On top of his natural clumsiness, meeting a strange boy with crazy claims, and not feeling so great, how's he supposed figure out who's who?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Oblivious by justblossom reviews
Hiccup/Astrid Oneshot. Snotlout has been constantly trying to convince Astrid that Hiccup is no good. Not that she believes him or anything... My first fanfic. Please R&R!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
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Believe reviews
One of Stormfly's children is unable to fly. It is up to Astrid to help her to fly. Unfortunately, Astrid needs some help and she must ask for it, even if it is the last thing she wants to do.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Forget-Me-Not reviews
Just another 'Mark of Athena' fanfiction. The opinions of the whole crew as the Greeks step off the Argo II. Please R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
How to Find your Leg reviews
Hiccup wakes up one day to find that he's missing something important! Not to mention a missing wife, crazy grandchildren and a hungry dragon! Whatever will he do? Possum's first fanfiction, please R&R!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete